[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Please don’t poke my eye out…[/quote]
I think your best bet is diving as fast as possible down his throat then escape out the asshole. [/quote]
100% agree. Easily the best survival tactic presented thus far. [/quote]
I just clicked on this thread, and this is the first post I read. Without having read the previous posts yet, I could only assume this was referring to how 10 men defeat a chimp. By jumping down a chimp’s throat and escaping out the asshole… This post alone prompted me to read the entire thread. Good work guys.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Oh gawd, here we go with the bonobo-phoria again…[/quote]
One would think that you of all people would appreciate them more…[/quote]
Yeah, all the fuckin’ would work but that yoga…I dunno bout the yoga.[/quote]
One would think that you of all people would understand the importance of flexibility…
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When you’ve obtained his level of push, flexibility becomes negligible.
how many people would it require to secure victory over a large adult Great White Shark…?
is it even possible? even the biggest and angriest of men dont do well in the water.[/quote]
One.
Sharks are easy. You just stay still and let it come to you. When it comes up to bite you, get your hands on its nose and thrust yourself away from the jaws. Try to get a hold on one nostril at least. It may hurl you into the air, but whether you stay above the jaws or to the side or whatever just stay out of them.
From there the shark’s momentum will be stalled and it will be mostly stationary for a brief moment. This is when you need to transfer yourself to its back and grab on to the dorsal fin. Get your legs around it so that you are as secure as possible. Now it’s a simple matter of reaching up with your free hand, gouging out one of the eyes, and then shoving your fist inside it’s skull cavity and scrambling its brains.
Nothing could be easier.[/quote]
Here’s what Craig Glasen, someone who actually fought and killed a shark, had to say:
[quote]"I speared it in the gills which I knew would kill it and from that I tried to put a shaft into its brain as quickly as possible.
"I shot it six times in the head with a spear and I wasnâ??t having much luck – it was a slow drawn out process.
"Sharks are so resilient and so tough from millions of years of evolution they are just survivors.
"The best way and quickest way to finish the job and kill the shark and recover it was to get a rope around its tail, drag it from the back of the boat and attempt to drown it.
“In the end we had put a knife its skull once I got lose enough to it and use a long blade knife even after trying to drown it.”[/quote]
Note that the shark in question is a 12-foot tiger shark, not a 16-foot great white, and the diver was armed with spears, a knife, a rope and a boat.
10 not pussy adult men would tear a chimp to pieces. Also, I’ve killed raccoons with a rifle, bat, stick, and using my foot with some old cowboy boots on. I guess a huge rabid one would be tough with the boots or bare hands though.
[quote]USMCpoolee wrote:
10 not pussy adult men would tear a chimp to pieces. Also, I’ve killed raccoons with a rifle, bat, stick, and using my foot with some old cowboy boots on. I guess a huge rabid one would be tough with the boots or bare hands though.[/quote]
Remember the conditions of the fight. Bare enclosed room, no weapons.
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Please don’t poke my eye out…[/quote]
I think your best bet is diving as fast as possible down his throat then escape out the asshole. [/quote]
100% agree. Easily the best survival tactic presented thus far. [/quote]
I just clicked on this thread, and this is the first post I read. Without having read the previous posts yet, I could only assume this was referring to how 10 men defeat a chimp. By jumping down a chimp’s throat and escaping out the asshole… This post alone prompted me to read the entire thread. Good work guys.[/quote]
Okay this made me laugh.
