1 Minute Per Day to Ripped Abs

Training Bodybuilding
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I can’t believe it! I’ve waited my whole life to put out a product like this one. With my Ab-Away Pro, I promise that in just 1 minute a day, that’s right, 1 MINUTE A DAY you will get that flat stomach you’ve always dreamed of. Anyone else as excited as I am?

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wow this is funny

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Excited?!?!? I just soiled my shorts! Tell me, have you developed a genital enlarging pill as well?!?!? -:slight_smile:

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What in the devil’s name?

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1 minute might be too much for the beginer trainer …
i think you shoul stick to 30sec/week unless u r a genetic freak :slight_smile: ps: go easy on your negative part of the exercise they might give toooooo much stimulus.

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Wow… Maybe you could open a competition to see who makes the most progress with your ab-doohickey, and give away luxury cars for prizes. Maybe even take before/after pics of your contestants and write a book about your training philosophy. Im sure noone in history ever thought of that!!!

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I saw that infomercial yesterday for the first time. What a bunch of crap! If you purchase that ab gadget they’ll even throw in a free EMS belt. That quack said lifting weights will make you BIG and BULKY but using the EMS unit will make your muscles firm and toned. What will they think of next!?

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Hey…you gotta’ give people like Tamilee, Tony Little, the “Buttissimo” guy (I lost his name as I was typing this!), Billy Blanks, etc., etc. their props…they have LITTERALLY made themselves “mini-conglomerates”. (Hey…we buy the stuff…I’ve pulled my Credit Card out at 2am a time or two!)


It’s the American Way! (Why couldn’t I figure out away to sell $10.00 worth of raw material for 3 easy payments of $49.95???)

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I like how the “Trainers” on those infomercials talk about how resistance training and weights will bulk you up. They tell these middle age women that they will just balloon up and get bulky if they lift weights. Yah, it’s that easy, it happens so fast, geez I bulked up and got buff overnight! I don’t know why all guys aren’t huge, it’s so easy and quick! Anyway, now I have the Ab- away Pro so I can really target my problem areas, I might even use it for 2 minutes a day to get the results I want in half the time!