Zombie Lovers Unite!

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[quote]SkyNett wrote:
It’s pure Internet hilarity when guys can actually get super pissed at each other in a fictional discussion about how to survive a zombie apocalypse. Just goes to show you that people will argue about the stupidest shit…lol…

Anyway, great season ender - loved all that shit at the CDC, especially the science behind the outbreak - very interesting stuff. I also think the doc told Rick his wife was pregnant - most logical thing considering the blood test. Thing is, maybe you should pull your dick out since you know damn well you’re in the middle of the end of the world. Who the fuck would want to be pregnant with no doctors or hospitals? Plus you’re getting fatter and fatter and less mobile everyday while zombies are everywhere wanting to eat you…[/quote]

hahaha OK the pulling out thing…FOR THE GUY??? Yeah I want to agree but comeeee onnnnn mannnnn, with all the stress going on and he got the goof face all ready yeah pulling out would be harder than leaving a loved one behind.

But yes, if she is she is screwed, she will want to eat & rest more and will not have ANY medical supervison and I know people have done it for millions of years but we are not those people. hahahahahahahaha

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
season finale was so lame…and kill the Black chick, huh? [/quote]

Blacks always die in horrow movies, just like the greedy Jewish guy who goes back for gold dies in adventure movies.

Deal with it.

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[quote]WhiteTiger711 wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

Because once I start thinking that anything goes I will start looking at each and every person left alive as Usefull and Useless and if you are of no use to me then you need to walk or be killed.
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That is the way it should be if you plan to stay alive. The thing is, everyone would claim this is inhumane…because they live in a society that ‘works’.

Let’s assume the world ends. You need the exact number of people with you that can perform certain jobs. Anyone else is largely extra mass weighing you down. If no one with you can jump start a car, handle some tools, kill a deer, shoot a rifle, COOK or any number of things you will need to survive, you will be dead soon.

Hell, the ONLY reason that crew is still kicking is because while they do seem to be growing on one another, they all fit a role for the most part. The ones who didn’t were the ones eaten in that previous episode (one reason I hate that they killed off the black woman because she appeared useful while that one chic’s sister didn’t really contribute much.

The people who really survive in a situation like that will be the ones who can work as a group the best and the ones not afraid to cut their losses.

If your mom gets bit, taking her with you will get you killed…even though you love your mom.

If you can’t handle that, you will likely die soon too.

This is also why they chose those actors from the Mist…they have already shown they know how to do “desperate humans in the face of the loss of all society”. In a scenario like that, the PEOPLE become the real monsters.[/quote]

What did the Black woman contribute? All I remember her doing was washing clothes, the blond lady and her dead sister brought back like 15+ fish. [/quote]

Me, I’d keep around people who couldn’t run as fast as me.

After all, you don’t have to outrun the zombie hoard, just the guy next to you.

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[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

Me, I’d keep around people who couldn’t run as fast as me.

After all, you don’t have to outrun the zombie hoard, just the guy next to you.[/quote]

Then you DEFINITELY wouldn’t want any black people around. It’s a cold hard fact that they can run way faster than everyone else… It’s science bro, deal with it

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Wol’s Apocalypse Survival Guide

  1. Acquire weapons
  2. Acquire food
  3. Acquire Sweet Sweet Vanilla
  4. Spend my lasts days shooting zombies/trespassers, fucking white women, and eating

P.S.

Unless you’re skilled at blowing me, I’m putting a bullet into your head.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Wol’s Apocalypse Survival Guide

  1. Acquire weapons
  2. Acquire food
  3. Acquire Sweet Sweet Vanilla
  4. Spend my lasts days shooting zombies/trespassers, fucking white women, and eating

P.S.

Unless you’re skilled at blowing me, I’m putting a bullet into your head.[/quote]

Note to self never hang with Wol just in case of zombie apocalypse.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Wol’s Apocalypse Survival Guide

  1. Acquire weapons
  2. Acquire food
  3. Acquire Sweet Sweet Vanilla
  4. Spend my lasts days shooting zombies/trespassers, fucking white women, and eating

P.S.

Unless you’re skilled at blowing me, I’m putting a bullet into your head.[/quote]

Hell if thats how your going out may I sugest you squeeze in season 1 of The Wire DVD in there.

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[quote]SkyNett wrote:
It’s pure Internet hilarity when guys can actually get super pissed at each other in a fictional discussion about how to survive a zombie apocalypse. Just goes to show you that people will argue about the stupidest shit…lol…

Anyway, great season ender - loved all that shit at the CDC, especially the science behind the outbreak - very interesting stuff. I also think the doc told Rick his wife was pregnant - most logical thing considering the blood test. Thing is, maybe you should pull your dick out since you know damn well you’re in the middle of the end of the world. Who the fuck would want to be pregnant with no doctors or hospitals? Plus you’re getting fatter and fatter and less mobile everyday while zombies are everywhere wanting to eat you…[/quote]

Yo dawg, I heard people also had kids when there were no doctors and hospitals around… Just with a few clean sheets, water and magic.
Plus I don’t believe the zombies would actually last several months. Mind you, they’re fucking decomposing, basically end-stage lepers walking around disintegrating like those vitamin tablets in water.

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I want someone to explain zombie metabolism. If these things never stop eating until the food is gone, where are all of these calories going?

The first to be eaten had to have been the fatties and zombies don’t seem to worry about how lean their meal is. After devouring a 350lbs scooter riding obese woman, where are the zombies who keep gaining weight?

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
I want someone to explain zombie metabolism. If these things never stop eating until the food is gone, where are all of these calories going?

The first to be eaten had to have been the fatties and zombies don’t seem to worry about how lean their meal is. After devouring a 350lbs scooter riding obese woman, where are the zombies who keep gaining weight?[/quote]

you are a genius. I think Brick and the other haterz on the Nutrition forum, need to take note. This proves 5-6 meals/day > 3 meals/day :smiley:

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
I want someone to explain zombie metabolism. If these things never stop eating until the food is gone, where are all of these calories going?

The first to be eaten had to have been the fatties and zombies don’t seem to worry about how lean their meal is. After devouring a 350lbs scooter riding obese woman, where are the zombies who keep gaining weight?[/quote]

Remember in Day of the Dead, when “Frankenstein” explained how even though the zombies could take no sustenance, they were drawn to keep eating flesh by some primitive instinct in the brain? He demonstrated this in his lab by showing how a zombie head would snap at his finger even though it had no esophagus, stomach or intestines…

That’s why.

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[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I want someone to explain zombie metabolism. If these things never stop eating until the food is gone, where are all of these calories going?

The first to be eaten had to have been the fatties and zombies don’t seem to worry about how lean their meal is. After devouring a 350lbs scooter riding obese woman, where are the zombies who keep gaining weight?[/quote]

Remember in Day of the Dead, when “Frankenstein” explained how even though the zombies could take no sustenance, they were drawn to keep eating flesh by some primitive instinct in the brain? He demonstrated this in his lab by showing how a zombie head would snap at his finger even though it had no esophagus, stomach or intestines…

That’s why. [/quote]

Then there should be piles and piles of undigested zombie shit lying around.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

Then there should be piles and piles of undigested zombie shit lying around.[/quote]

no, the flesh just goes into the stomach and stays there.

in World War Z, they talked about seeing zombies with huge, distended bellies.

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[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

Then there should be piles and piles of undigested zombie shit lying around.[/quote]

no, the flesh just goes into the stomach and stays there.

in World War Z, they talked about seeing zombies with huge, distended bellies. [/quote]

That’s what I was getting at initially. We have seen no engorged zombies.

The movie Slither is the only one I can remember where the zombies kept getting fatter.

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[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

Then there should be piles and piles of undigested zombie shit lying around.[/quote]

no, the flesh just goes into the stomach and stays there.

in World War Z, they talked about seeing zombies with huge, distended bellies. [/quote]

Zombies with teh roidgut? Damn

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I think this show would suck with obese ass zombies walking around. What would make it different from everyday American society?

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Best acted scene on the show = ?

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
Best acted scene on the show = ?

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Hard to say - but I loved when the guy in the first episode couldn’t shoot his wife. That was a good bit of acting. Also when Rick first gets to the camp and sees his kid - that was really well played.

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[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Best acted scene on the show = ?

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Hard to say - but I loved when the guy in the first episode couldn’t shoot his wife. That was a good bit of acting. Also when Rick first gets to the camp and sees his kid - that was really well played. [/quote]

When the best friend was railing his wife in the woods wasnt bad.

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[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Best acted scene on the show = ?

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Hard to say - but I loved when the guy in the first episode couldn’t shoot his wife. That was a good bit of acting. Also when Rick first gets to the camp and sees his kid - that was really well played. [/quote]

Hands down I have to give it to Rooker on the roof, first pleading with God then saying Fuck it Jo-boo I do it myself. I hated the guy then actaully felt some respect for him. Any actor that can sway me from hate to almost admiration in one scene has done a damn good acting job.