Zombie Lovers Unite!

[quote]Meni69 wrote:
sneak peek video for next week, last episode till next season

zzzzzz[/quote]

ARGHHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!! Be Sunday already!!!

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[quote]debraD wrote:
It really blows that there is just one more! Bastards![/quote]

Agreed!
Where the fuck is Merel? Where is the truck? Damn it people I need answers!
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x2…

In the coming attractions the guy from the CDC, said the French were the last to put up a fight…THE FRENCH? come on?
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No joke. It would be Israel, as we are surrounded by zombies already and know how to deal.
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That would certainly be more realistic…The Israelis would Krav Maga their rotten asses![/quote]

Nah, why let them get close? But, seriously, we have actual, prepared, civil defense structure that is regularly drilled. Every home or apartment has (or is supposed to have) stocked and secure bomb shelters. Just regular homes are reasonably fortified. Basically every citizen has military training, with most able-bodied persons remaining in some sort of reserve capacity, with small arms handy.

Great internal communication systems, hardened against attack.

Great border walls and defenses, with remote-controlled weapons.

Lots of open desert.

Me, beside sheltering in place, it would be easy to build trenches or deadfalls for the zombies, if you needed to shelter in place. I mean have a camp with a big ditch the fuckers fall in and can’t climb out of. Pour diesel on them and catch 'em on fire.

^^ what about after the zombies pile up in there and climb on top of eachother to get out!! Better burn em up quick!

Trenches would work better than fences (chain link fences are just quicker to put up)

Moats FTW!!! :slight_smile:

^^^If you filled your moats with gators and the gators ate the zombies would you then have zombie gators?

Oh, another thing that bothered me–if there were a shit-ton of flies around as in that CDC scene, why in the heck aren’t all the zombies like completely maggot-fied? Nitpicking ftw lol

[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
^^^If you filled your moats with gators and the gators ate the zombies would you then have zombie gators?[/quote]

Oh shit! Gator zombies!!!

I guess that would depend on how the zombie virus worked.

A deep ass trench would be sweet… A 10x10 trench around your camp/building would be awesome. You could just stand there and zombies would come at you and then just fall in. It would be hilarious! The you could just shoot em, burn em or whatever you wanted. Although burning rotten flesh would smell horrible lol.

ZOMBIE GATORS!

^^^Haha.

[quote]A Ninny Mouse wrote:
Oh, another thing that bothered me–if there were a shit-ton of flies around as in that CDC scene, why in the heck aren’t all the zombies like completely maggot-fied? Nitpicking ftw lol[/quote]

Maybe the flies are feasting/maggotizing (<— yeah I made that word up) the dead bodies that aren’t moving around rather than the walkers?

[quote]gregron wrote:
^^ what about after the zombies pile up in there and climb on top of eachother to get out!! Better burn em up quick!

Trenches would work better than fences (chain link fences are just quicker to put up)

Moats FTW!!! :)[/quote]

Well, as the trench filled up, you leave via the “bridge” (i.e., some boards ready set to go) and go to your second location (and work on your third).

The whole “last stand” stuff has been stupid idea since the Alamo. Fortifications DELAY, they don’t STOP.

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:
^^ what about after the zombies pile up in there and climb on top of eachother to get out!! Better burn em up quick!

Trenches would work better than fences (chain link fences are just quicker to put up)

Moats FTW!!! :)[/quote]

Well, as the trench filled up, you leave via the “bridge” (i.e., some boards ready set to go) and go to your second location (and work on your third).

The whole “last stand” stuff has been stupid idea since the Alamo. Fortifications DELAY, they don’t STOP.[/quote]

it would work… you would just have to be on top of your shit with burning the zombies up. they’d eventually turn to ash and wouldnt pile up very well… You’d just have to be at the ready while monitoring the trench. then once i was all ablaze it would be pretty sick to see some flaming zombies crawling up out of the trench. then you could just put one through the head and let them fall back into the pit to burn to ash… or save the ammo and just give em a push back in with whatever item you choose: long stick, baseball bat bulldozer (get creative)

Hmmm…

What about zombie flies?

Anyways, trenches ftw… anyone with some construction equipment could make a huge fucking moat in a short period of time. Then load up on kerosene and gasoline(although it seems hard to find this…) and burn those fuckers and shoot them.

You could at least have a pretty safe “base” to return to… but you’d need something self sustaining.

Honestly the crossbow is 1337 for sneaky travel… I don’t understand why they don’t rob a fucken guns/ammo store, or outdoor adv. store… so many useful things. Also, target practice people… anyone above the age of 8 should be regularly practicing with the crossbow.

Also, where the zombie land people just driving around having a good time and just fucking shit up.

FINALLY, and my BIGGEST ERK… WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE POS CARS???(outside of asian boy going 90mph for a cpl hrs)!!! A WHOLE CITY IS FULL OF SWEET CARS AND THEY HAVE CARS THAT WOULD BE HARD TO FIND HONESTLY LOLOL?

[quote]ShaneM686 wrote:
What about zombie flies?

Anyways, trenches ftw… anyone with some construction equipment could make a huge fucking moat in a short period of time. Then load up on kerosene and gasoline(although it seems hard to find this…) and burn those fuckers and shoot them.

You could at least have a pretty safe “base” to return to… but you’d need something self sustaining.

Honestly the crossbow is 1337 for sneaky travel… I don’t understand why they don’t rob a fucken guns/ammo store, or outdoor adv. store… so many useful things. Also, target practice people… anyone above the age of 8 should be regularly practicing with the crossbow.

Also, where the zombie land people just driving around having a good time and just fucking shit up.

FINALLY, and my BIGGEST ERK… WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE POS CARS???(outside of asian boy going 90mph for a cpl hrs)!!! A WHOLE CITY IS FULL OF SWEET CARS AND THEY HAVE CARS THAT WOULD BE HARD TO FIND HONESTLY LOLOL?[/quote]

I think the reason they all have normal cars is they’re all just ordinary people thrust into an extraordinary situation, and they’re all kinda learning on the fly on focusing on what’s important: surviving.

[quote]ShaneM686 wrote:
FINALLY, and my BIGGEST ERK… WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE POS CARS???(outside of asian boy going 90mph for a cpl hrs)!!! A WHOLE CITY IS FULL OF SWEET CARS AND THEY HAVE CARS THAT WOULD BE HARD TO FIND HONESTLY LOLOL?[/quote]

Gas mileage probably. Wasn’t that the reason they put Glenn’s car on blocks to begin with? It just isn’t efficient enough.

that thing would get way better mpg than the RV, lol then again more storage room in the RV

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
that thing would get way better mpg than the RV, lol then again more storage room in the RV[/quote]

they should reinforce the RV like they did in the remake of Dawn of the Dead with barbed wire and chainsaw slots and grab one of the 50 cals from a humvee and mount that shit on the roof of the RV … it’d be a traveling death mobile

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
that thing would get way better mpg than the RV, lol then again more storage room in the RV[/quote]

they should reinforce the RV like they did in the remake of Dawn of the Dead with barbed wire and chainsaw slots and grab one of the 50 cals from a humvee and mount that shit on the roof of the RV … it’d be a traveling death mobile[/quote]

I said the same thing… but then someone said it would slow them down to carry the 50 cal around lol

somehow vehicle mounting a 50 cal = manually carrying one around lol

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
that thing would get way better mpg than the RV, lol then again more storage room in the RV[/quote]

they should reinforce the RV like they did in the remake of Dawn of the Dead with barbed wire and chainsaw slots and grab one of the 50 cals from a humvee and mount that shit on the roof of the RV … it’d be a traveling death mobile[/quote]

I said the same thing… but then someone said it would slow them down to carry the 50 cal around lol

somehow vehicle mounting a 50 cal = manually carrying one around lol[/quote]

I can see that logic if they were mounting the 50 cal on a Segway…

So yeah they let go of the entire writing staff.

It’s all starting to make sense now, the episodes the were good were written by Robert himself and the producer.

The HURR I DROPPED THE KEY DOWN THE PIPE and the walking dead lifetime hour were written by the writing staff.