[quote]jamiet1 wrote:
George Forman grill to my left, making some Zombie burgers son[/quote]
mmm zombie burgers…
I have a water bottle, book, toilet paper, laptop charger, and condoms.
I’m dead.[/quote]
No way dude, throw the book to stun them, choke 'em out with the charger, suit up and rape 'em with the condom (reuse it to spread the zombie herpes to all of them), wipe the sweat off your brow with the TP, and hydrate!
This isn’t rocket science here, it’s ZOMBIE KILLING! (or raping, in your case)[/quote]
my new plan for the zombie apocalypse:
go to arizona
team up with inkaddict
???
survive (and profit)
i just hope the ??? isn’t filled with zombie raping.
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Hell yeah, who knows what will be at our disposal when the zombies attack? I’m sure we could make due with whatever. Next person that says "All I got is ____, _____, and ____…I’m screwed, I’ll have to enlighten them in the twisted world of zombie killing.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Hell yeah, who knows what will be at our disposal when the zombies attack? I’m sure we could make due with whatever. Next person that says "All I got is ____, _____, and ____…I’m screwed, I’ll have to enlighten them in the twisted world of zombie killing.[/quote]
An empty (pink) plastic plate, chocolate cookies and foot lotion.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Hell yeah, who knows what will be at our disposal when the zombies attack? I’m sure we could make due with whatever. Next person that says "All I got is ____, _____, and ____…I’m screwed, I’ll have to enlighten them in the twisted world of zombie killing.[/quote]
An empty (pink) plastic plate, chocolate cookies and foot lotion.[/quote]
Lure them in with the smell of fresh cookies, generously apply foot lotion to the ground around the cookies, which will make 'em fall down (again), then tear the plate in 2 peices, using the torn (sharp) edge of each peice to chop away at the rotten (which means ‘soft’) limbs.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Hell yeah, who knows what will be at our disposal when the zombies attack? I’m sure we could make due with whatever. Next person that says "All I got is ____, _____, and ____…I’m screwed, I’ll have to enlighten them in the twisted world of zombie killing.[/quote]
An empty (pink) plastic plate, chocolate cookies and foot lotion.[/quote]
Lure them in with the smell of fresh cookies, generously apply foot lotion to the ground around the cookies, which will make 'em fall down (again), then tear the plate in 2 peices, using the torn (sharp) edge of each peice to chop away at the rotten (which means ‘soft’) limbs.
Once completely dismembered, eat the cookies.
The End[/quote]
You’re good…
In case of zombie armaggedon, I know now who will save the human race.
[quote]jamiet1 wrote:
George Forman grill to my left, making some Zombie burgers son[/quote]
mmm zombie burgers…
I have a water bottle, book, toilet paper, laptop charger, and condoms.
I’m dead.[/quote]
No way dude, throw the book to stun them, choke 'em out with the charger, suit up and rape 'em with the condom (reuse it to spread the zombie herpes to all of them), wipe the sweat off your brow with the TP, and hydrate!
This isn’t rocket science here, it’s ZOMBIE KILLING! (or raping, in your case)[/quote]
my new plan for the zombie apocalypse:
go to arizona
team up with inkaddict
???
survive (and profit)
i just hope the ??? isn’t filled with zombie raping.
[/quote]
Hell yeah, who knows what will be at our disposal when the zombies attack? I’m sure we could make due with whatever. Next person that says "All I got is ____, _____, and ____…I’m screwed, I’ll have to enlighten them in the twisted world of zombie killing.[/quote]
My 6 year old son’s homework. Maybe they’ll be distracted by how my son write’s his upper case N’s backwards. Actually… I’m screwed.
[quote]NvrTooLate wrote:
My 6 year old son’s homework. Maybe they’ll be distracted by how my son write’s his upper case N’s backwards. Actually… I’m screwed.
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If he’s six, there’s a possibility of scissors (even the little plastic ones), crayons, colored pencils, the need for staplers, etc.
Although, if it is strictly a few sheets of 8.5x11" paper to your left and that’s it…
Paper airplanes to the eyes, then flee to get a handful of anything else to kill them with. They’ll most likely rip their own heads off trying to remove buried airplanes, if you can a) make them right, and b) throw them hard and accurate enough!
Oh, and PS “nvrtoolate”, I’m a devil dog too, you should be able to think this shit up, leatherneck
alright so I’m not reading all 6 pages of this bullshit.
My weapon of choice is the rape-aXe, partly because it sounds bad ass, and partly because I always havea few on me since I use them as condoms. You know, for the extra sensation.
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
alright so I’m not reading all 6 pages of this bullshit.
My weapon of choice is the rape-aXe, partly because it sounds bad ass, and partly because I always havea few on me since I use them as condoms. You know, for the extra sensation.
SAFETY FIRST![/quote]
Well, by not reading the “bullshit” you clearly don’t know the rules. Rape-axe’s can only be used if they’re to your left (for some reason). So since they’re “always on you” it doesn’t count.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Flameout, ipod charging cord, post-its, stapler, marker, calculator, and I also have a cup.
Looks like I could use the fishoil to make an oilslick and get them to fall down, cover their eyes with post-its, staple their mouths shut so they can’t eat shit, charge up their ipods, draw all over them as if they were passed out drunk, add/subtract the amount of post-its used/remaining, and go get some water.[/quote]
that’s pretty good Joyce … I like your ingenuity…[/quote]
Thanks Polo, thought you’d forgotten about me
Good burtha, just taking notes and coming up with great ideas for the impending zombie apocalypse … lifting hard and making gains, eating whole cows and oatmeal
Pushin the prowler up hill both ways in the rain, workin full time and taking 237 credits a semester man, maing those A’s and shit…
how you been?
How’ve ya been?
Lanky-Just trying to make due with what I got here. Oh shit, I got a razor blade too![/quote]
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
alright so I’m not reading all 6 pages of this bullshit.
My weapon of choice is the rape-aXe, partly because it sounds bad ass, and partly because I always havea few on me since I use them as condoms. You know, for the extra sensation.
SAFETY FIRST![/quote]
someone didn’t read the rules…
Good burtha, just taking notes and coming up with great ideas for the impending zombie apocalypse … lifting hard and making gains, eating whole cows and oatmeal
Pushin the prowler up hill both ways in the rain, workin full time and taking 237 credits a semester man, maing those A’s and shit…
how you been?
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Nice. Been decent, haven’t had the prowler out for a while now, been so busy and shit, never had the chance to. But Saturday, providing nothing else happens, I’m doin it! 237 credits eh? Damn, my 12 ain’t shit then
Anyway, at work again, nothing new to my left except an empty bowl with oatmeal residue and a coffee cup. Offer the zombies some coffee and then SMASH teh brainz everywhere, put in bowl, re-heat, nom and make gainz!
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
alright so I’m not reading all 6 pages of this bullshit.
My weapon of choice is the rape-aXe, partly because it sounds bad ass, and partly because I always havea few on me since I use them as condoms. You know, for the extra sensation.
SAFETY FIRST![/quote]
someone didn’t read the rules…[/quote]
You’ll have to excuse my friend Andrew, he’s a Canadian that rarely comes indoors off the wide open tundra that he lives on. He doesn’t have time to read everything, because he’ll miss the caribou running past that he needs to hunt down and fuc…I mean, eat.
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
alright so I’m not reading all 6 pages of this bullshit.
My weapon of choice is the rape-aXe, partly because it sounds bad ass, and partly because I always havea few on me since I use them as condoms. You know, for the extra sensation.
SAFETY FIRST![/quote]
someone didn’t read the rules…[/quote]
You’ll have to excuse my friend Andrew, he’s a Canadian that rarely comes indoors off the wide open tundra that he lives on. He doesn’t have time to read everything, because he’ll miss the caribou running past that he needs to hunt down and fuc…I mean, eat.[/quote]
well that explains it. sorry i was so hard on him. all that caribou fuc…i mean, eating takes up a lot of one’s time.
Pen, Yellow Highlighter, Staple Puller, Paperclip container (full of paper clips) TI-5035V Calculator, HP laserjet 3015 Printer, Papers.
Hope Zombie apocolypse doesn’t hit when I’m at work. Staple puller is about the only thing that could be fasioned as a weapon and it would be extremely dicey. All I’m going to be able to do with it is stab some eyes out.
Also for Zombie Escapage, I think I’ll head north. Zombies don’t bundle up and in below freezing weather would eventually freeze themselves solid. Meanwhile I could heat shelters, build fires, hunt wild game, etc… Hell I’ll just go chill with some eskimos for a year.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Pen, Yellow Highlighter, Staple Puller, Paperclip container (full of paper clips) TI-5035V Calculator, HP laserjet 3015 Printer, Papers.
Hope Zombie apocolypse doesn’t hit when I’m at work. Staple puller is about the only thing that could be fasioned as a weapon and it would be extremely dicey. All I’m going to be able to do with it is stab some eyes out.
Also for Zombie Escapage, I think I’ll head north. Zombies don’t bundle up and in below freezing weather would eventually freeze themselves solid. Meanwhile I could heat shelters, build fires, hunt wild game, etc… Hell I’ll just go chill with some eskimos for a year.
V[/quote]
Put on Dead Snow and witness your plan go to shit.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Pen, Yellow Highlighter, Staple Puller, Paperclip container (full of paper clips) TI-5035V Calculator, HP laserjet 3015 Printer, Papers.
Hope Zombie apocolypse doesn’t hit when I’m at work. Staple puller is about the only thing that could be fasioned as a weapon and it would be extremely dicey. All I’m going to be able to do with it is stab some eyes out.
Also for Zombie Escapage, I think I’ll head north. Zombies don’t bundle up and in below freezing weather would eventually freeze themselves solid. Meanwhile I could heat shelters, build fires, hunt wild game, etc… Hell I’ll just go chill with some eskimos for a year.
V[/quote]
Put on Dead Snow and witness your plan go to shit.[/quote]
That’s just a movie. We’re talking about a REAL zombie apocalypse. Jeez dude.
I’m not talking about NAZI zombies, just regular ones. NAZI zombies is so stupid it couldn’t happen.
P.S. fuck steve harvey and fuck anyone that finds him funny.
Now I have a 163 lbs human male, a motorola blackberry, a gateway desktop computer, an ink pen (Bic, blue). a pad of college rule paper, a pair of hipster glasses, a plaid shirt and khaki pants. I think I can distract the zombies with this kid. It’ll buy me some time to grab the fire extinguisher to my right and bash some skullz…
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Now I have a 163 lbs human male, a motorola blackberry, a gateway desktop computer, an ink pen (Bic, blue). a pad of college rule paper, a pair of hipster glasses, a plaid shirt and khaki pants. I think I can distract the zombies with this kid. It’ll buy me some time to grab the fire extinguisher to my right and bash some skullz…[/quote]
See?! Now we’re getting somewhere in here. Gotta list what you got, and how to use it!
I see potential here, polo. Hipster glasses + paper = potential fire! Fire will fucking roast some zombies! Use the blackberry to call your buds (ink), TN on your desktop, dress up nice for the party that’s gunna go down after the zombie roast!
