[quote]polo77j wrote:
Now I have a 163 lbs human male, a motorola blackberry, a gateway desktop computer, an ink pen (Bic, blue). a pad of college rule paper, a pair of hipster glasses, a plaid shirt and khaki pants. I think I can distract the zombies with this kid. It’ll buy me some time to grab the fire extinguisher to my right and bash some skullz…[/quote]
See?! Now we’re getting somewhere in here. Gotta list what you got, and how to use it!
I see potential here, polo. Hipster glasses + paper = potential fire! Fire will fucking roast some zombies! Use the blackberry to call your buds (ink), TN on your desktop, dress up nice for the party that’s gunna go down after the zombie roast![/quote]
if it makes you feel any better that hipster left and now I have a 147 lb Indian kid who DOESN’T smell like curry. But he IS wearing a plaid shirt, except his is blue. He has some paper (THAT IS STAPLED … FUCK YEA). He’s wearing a gold bracelet and a white, wide band watch. I can probably use some of the gears in the watch and the staples to make some sort of projectile tool that’ll penetrate the zombies soft skulls and/or eyeballs. It’s limited but I think the 147 lb Indian kid’ll make a little better zombie shield than the 163 lb hipster. And if all else fails I can let the zombies eat the Indian kid sans one or both arms and use them like the sticks Bruce Lee did in Enter the Dragon…
[quote]Racer377 wrote:
ha… I have to kill zombies with a Dyson vacuum. I suppose if swung hard enough it might make a decent bludgeon. [/quote]
Hell yeah dude, and clean up is a breeze!
[quote]Racer377 wrote:
ha… I have to kill zombies with a Dyson vacuum. I suppose if swung hard enough it might make a decent bludgeon. [/quote]
Hell yeah dude, and clean up is a breeze![/quote]
lol… I wonder if zombie brains would cause it to clog. If not, they have a brilliant new ad slogan!
Lets talk vehicles. I have heard Dirtbike before, but I think i’m leaning hovercraft. You can pack way more shit. If you need to run some zombies down, they will literally bounce off you or just get moved down and nothing to grab onto. You will never get a flat, of filp, or get stuck in mud/snow. You can use roads, but you can use grass, water, snow, ice etc… whatever. I think it’s a far superior vehicle in terms of all around survivability.
If you can get your hands on one of these, I’mm pretty sure you have nothing to worry about. Plus how you gonna get to that island or oil rig?
[quote]Daniel-San wrote:
So, according to this thread, about 30% of people here are basically like Rambo, wih a fuckin’ armory in their houses…
I’m scared.[/quote]
Seriously. There’s an amazing number of people on this site who browse the internet armed to the teeth.[/quote]
their called ‘Americans.’ lol… or they took their laptop into a room next to some weapons… or they just wanna sound cool. Any or all of the above.
but seriously… wasnt it supposed to be the item directly to your left when you read the OP?[/quote]
I think I got the gist of this…I’m so gonna wreck some shit!
1 16lb sledgehammer for the decimation of heads.
1 8lb sledgehammer for bashing heads on the move.
1 M4 Carbine, with two fully loaded magazines, for some close to mid range target practice.
1 Official NY Giants NFL football, for distraction purposes.
5 CDs to use as projectiles for decapitation
1 set of ballistic eyewear to protect my eyes from the kibble and bits of skull and brains.
1 185lb man to assist in the festivities.
1 Lucky Bunny…for luck. Fuck you, it’s been with me since my tour in Iraq a few years ago.
1 Romeo y Julieta Cuban cigar w/matches and cutter. For general badassery.
[quote]Mackk wrote:
Am I the only one that legitimately wouldn’t mind a zombie outbreak?[/quote]
No.
I hate humanity as a collective and enjoy the freedom of long road trips.
Plus, no matter what you will accomplish in “real” life, it’s never gonna be as awesome as this ^
[quote]Mackk wrote:
Am I the only one that legitimately wouldn’t mind a zombie outbreak?[/quote]
No.
I hate humanity as a collective and enjoy the freedom of long road trips.
Plus, no matter what you will accomplish in “real” life, it’s never gonna be as awesome as this [1]
100% with you on this one
Does anyone else have a idea of where they’d like to hold up? I have several options, and although there are plenty of problems with this one, I like the idea of overtaking the superstore near my gym. Only one snaking stairway leads to the upper level, easily bottlenecked and barricaded, fast rope to lower levels to access supplies, gas station across road, relatively clean spring 100-200 yards away, etc.
