i think this is what we all need.
Sarcasm.
Oh, that’s great. This will be the best day of my life.
[quote]Tatsu wrote:
A cup…[/quote]
You got 2 girls to go with that?
Flameout, ipod charging cord, post-its, stapler, marker, calculator, and I also have a cup.
Looks like I could use the fishoil to make an oilslick and get them to fall down, cover their eyes with post-its, staple their mouths shut so they can’t eat shit, charge up their ipods, draw all over them as if they were passed out drunk, add/subtract the amount of post-its used/remaining, and go get some water.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Flameout, ipod charging cord, post-its, stapler, marker, calculator, and I also have a cup.
Looks like I could use the fishoil to make an oilslick and get them to fall down, cover their eyes with post-its, staple their mouths shut so they can’t eat shit, charge up their ipods, draw all over them as if they were passed out drunk, add/subtract the amount of post-its used/remaining, and go get some water.[/quote]
That’s some Home Alone shit right there.
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Flameout, ipod charging cord, post-its, stapler, marker, calculator, and I also have a cup.
Looks like I could use the fishoil to make an oilslick and get them to fall down, cover their eyes with post-its, staple their mouths shut so they can’t eat shit, charge up their ipods, draw all over them as if they were passed out drunk, add/subtract the amount of post-its used/remaining, and go get some water.[/quote]
that’s pretty good Joyce … I like your ingenuity…
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Flameout, ipod charging cord, post-its, stapler, marker, calculator, and I also have a cup.
Looks like I could use the fishoil to make an oilslick and get them to fall down, cover their eyes with post-its, staple their mouths shut so they can’t eat shit, charge up their ipods, draw all over them as if they were passed out drunk, add/subtract the amount of post-its used/remaining, and go get some water.[/quote]
that’s pretty good Joyce … I like your ingenuity…[/quote]
Thanks Polo, thought you’d forgotten about me 
How’ve ya been?
Lanky-Just trying to make due with what I got here. Oh shit, I got a razor blade too!
My guitar, and a Marshall half stack. Looks like I’m goin down loud and proud, after i blow their heads off with an insanely loud jam sesh
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Flameout, ipod charging cord, post-its, stapler, marker, calculator, and I also have a cup.
Looks like I could use the fishoil to make an oilslick and get them to fall down, cover their eyes with post-its, staple their mouths shut so they can’t eat shit, charge up their ipods, draw all over them as if they were passed out drunk, add/subtract the amount of post-its used/remaining, and go get some water.[/quote]
that’s some major league zombie-killing thinking right there.
i have a bunch of swords, but they are on my right. i think that is the best zombie weapon. whatever it touches comes off.
George Forman grill to my left, making some Zombie burgers son
[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
Flameout, ipod charging cord, post-its, stapler, marker, calculator, and I also have a cup.
Looks like I could use the fishoil to make an oilslick and get them to fall down, cover their eyes with post-its, staple their mouths shut so they can’t eat shit, charge up their ipods, draw all over them as if they were passed out drunk, add/subtract the amount of post-its used/remaining, and go get some water.[/quote]
that’s some major league zombie-killing thinking right there.[/quote]
Thanks. If it was using what we have to our right (which it isn’t, I know) I’d have to get even more creative
Plastic knife and spoon, car key, pen, paper, stick of gum, 3-hole punch, 2 splenda packets, screwdriver, and several paper clips.
3-hole punch to the face, chew up gum to “stick” them to the ground, screwdriver through the head and use the paper clips like nails to drive their asses into the ground. Knife and spoon to cut them up and eat them (how you like DEM apples?) and splenda to sweeten the rotten flesh. Use the pen to sign the check, for 1 huge order of zombie pie. Car key to start the car and drive home to sleep with a full belly.
[quote]eremesu wrote:
i have a bunch of swords, but they are on my right. i think that is the best zombie weapon. whatever it touches comes off.[/quote]
I doubt it.
In a serious fight you have maybe 3-5 minutes before you are so tired that you cannot even lift your arm and then they have you.
[quote]jamiet1 wrote:
George Forman grill to my left, making some Zombie burgers son[/quote]
mmm zombie burgers…
I have a water bottle, book, toilet paper, laptop charger, and condoms.
I’m dead.
[quote]cct wrote:
[quote]jamiet1 wrote:
George Forman grill to my left, making some Zombie burgers son[/quote]
mmm zombie burgers…
I have a water bottle, book, toilet paper, laptop charger, and condoms.
I’m dead.[/quote]
No way dude, throw the book to stun them, choke 'em out with the charger, suit up and rape 'em with the condom (reuse it to spread the zombie herpes to all of them), wipe the sweat off your brow with the TP, and hydrate!
This isn’t rocket science here, it’s ZOMBIE KILLING! (or raping, in your case)
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Tatsu wrote:
A cup…[/quote]
You got 2 girls to go with that?[/quote]
Let me see what I have…
[quote]Tatsu wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Tatsu wrote:
A cup…[/quote]
You got 2 girls to go with that?[/quote]
Let me see what I have…
[/quote]
If that’s what you’ve got you shouldn’t be killing zombies you should be fucking 'em while the zombies eat you (and them)
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]cct wrote:
[quote]jamiet1 wrote:
George Forman grill to my left, making some Zombie burgers son[/quote]
mmm zombie burgers…
I have a water bottle, book, toilet paper, laptop charger, and condoms.
I’m dead.[/quote]
No way dude, throw the book to stun them, choke 'em out with the charger, suit up and rape 'em with the condom (reuse it to spread the zombie herpes to all of them), wipe the sweat off your brow with the TP, and hydrate!
This isn’t rocket science here, it’s ZOMBIE KILLING! (or raping, in your case)[/quote]
my new plan for the zombie apocalypse:
- go to arizona
- team up with inkaddict
- ???
- survive (and profit)
i just hope the ??? isn’t filled with zombie raping.
[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
[quote]Tatsu wrote:
[quote]inkaddict wrote:
[quote]Tatsu wrote:
A cup…[/quote]
You got 2 girls to go with that?[/quote]
Let me see what I have…
[/quote]
If that’s what you’ve got you shouldn’t be killing zombies you should be fucking 'em while the zombies eat you (and them)
[/quote]
Aah, a zombie orgy. Filthy and delicious at the same time.
What did the zombie say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip!