[quote]Humbert wrote:
a Texas Instruments TI-31 calculator…
…it figures.[/quote]
I got a TI-83, without one of these babies, you stand no fucking chance.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
That fucking harvester looks bad ass … only 4 lbs!!
I think I just found my melee weapon…[/quote]
I actually was thinking of ordering d’capitan for teh lolz but I donno if it would be a bitch getting across the border.
[quote]ether_bunny wrote:
[quote]NvrTooLate wrote:
[quote]Ithiel wrote:
[quote]Daniel-San wrote:
So, according to this thread, about 30% of people here are basically like Rambo, wih a fuckin’ armory in their houses…
I’m scared.[/quote]
Seriously. There’s an amazing number of people on this site who browse the internet armed to the teeth.[/quote]
It actually makes me feel more at ease.[/quote]
Have you read what these people post???[/quote]
What scares me is your post.
Missile silo, b-bell rack where I can squat,deadlift,bench, chin-up and dip. Food for atleast 10 years!
Once I run out of the food supply (dirty NASTY bulking will accomplish that in 4 years) I’ll be “HYYYYOGGEEE”, like Professor X, and whoop some zombie-ass with my bare hands.
[quote]Daniel-San wrote:
So, according to this thread, about 30% of people here are basically like Rambo, wih a fuckin’ armory in their houses…
I’m scared.[/quote]
That’s absurd.
I am basically always armed in the USA – because people randomly try to beat me up or one time, stab me for riding the subway, every couple of years. (I am visibly Jewish — kippah, beard, etc). It would be irresponsible as a father for me to not be able to protect my family.
All of my daughters of age have gone into the military. All are more than capable of defending themselves.
In Israel, most people are part of some sort of civil defense network — food, gas masks, weapons, to shelter in place and responsibilities and duties in the event of an attack.
We train and drill with some regularity.
Now, a zombie attack is a silly thing, but preparing for some unknown catostrophe is to be a good citizen.
If everyone in the USA (like most everyone in Israel) had food, medicine, weapons, etc, to shelter, secure areas (e.g., bomb shelter) and a well-estabilished civilian civil defense network (e.g., duties and obligations to do things in the event of disaster), there would be little or no civil unrest after a disaster.
I hate to break it to everyone but a major USA city or two, a major European city or two, and certainly a major Israeli city will be nuked in your lifetime.
Katrina and the botched Houston evacuation should serve as a wake-up call. People need a plan and preparation.
Even nuclear attacks are survivable events for most everyone not in the immediate blast zone with some basic education, training, and preparation.
Without it, people will eat each other like real zombies.
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]Daniel-San wrote:
So, according to this thread, about 30% of people here are basically like Rambo, wih a fuckin’ armory in their houses…
I’m scared.[/quote]
That’s absurd.
I am basically always armed in the USA – because people randomly try to beat me up or one time, stab me for riding the subway, every couple of years. (I am visibly Jewish — kippah, beard, etc). It would be irresponsible as a father for me to not be able to protect my family.
All of my daughters of age have gone into the military. All are more than capable of defending themselves.
In Israel, most people are part of some sort of civil defense network — food, gas masks, weapons, to shelter in place and responsibilities and duties in the event of an attack.
We train and drill with some regularity.
Now, a zombie attack is a silly thing, but preparing for some unknown catostrophe is to be a good citizen.
If everyone in the USA (like most everyone in Israel) had food, medicine, weapons, etc, to shelter, secure areas (e.g., bomb shelter) and a well-estabilished civilian civil defense network (e.g., duties and obligations to do things in the event of disaster), there would be little or no civil unrest after a disaster.
I hate to break it to everyone but a major USA city or two, a major European city or two, and certainly a major Israeli city will be nuked in your lifetime.
Katrina and the botched Houston evacuation should serve as a wake-up call. People need a plan and preparation.
Even nuclear attacks are survivable events for most everyone not in the immediate blast zone with some basic education, training, and preparation.
Without it, people will eat each other like real zombies.[/quote]
[quote]Blaze_108 wrote:
A gun doesn’t tire you out though. Ideally you’d have both. Or a tank. I’d try and head for an island. I doubt they could swim, and you could probably survive long enough to figure out a method to get food.[/quote]
Have you seen dawn of the dead?..
i got a wardrobe i could hide in. and a pot full of pens.
that’s it I’m sticking a kukri knife to the side of my monitor!
hey, no arguing. this isn’t PWI. we need to present a united front against the zombie horde using only the items directly to our left…for some reason.
If we talk about what is stricly to my left, I have a prescription for nasal spray, post its, condoms, my log book for the gym, some notes on electromagnetism and a speaker (satellite not the sub).
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
…because people randomly try to beat me up[/quote]
Ha!
[quote]gregron wrote:
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
…because people randomly try to beat me up[/quote]
Ha![/quote]
Yeah, joy of being Chosen People. Chosen to be a target for assholes. And hence why I have a Zombie Plan in place.
An open door. I guess I will just walk away to safety.
DB
If I may use ALL of the objects to my left, I just realized that I could also use 45 lbs of protein, a six feet lamp, a colored balloon, a medal for bus pulling, a box of 100 candles and a growing pile of dirty stank laundry.
Fuck, that’s enough for a stinking fortress of dirty laundry and a wall of fire to keep them at bay while I strike them with the lamp.
If they somehow manage to breach I will take all that protein at once, perform an explosive jump squat and fly away on my lamp post (remember, I also got the balloon).
a towel? i’m dead haha
Hmmm… To my left is:
My backpack with sneakers, deoderant, razor, and condoms
A leather bag full of Cutco knives (Close quarters self defense)
A large floor fan, 2 pocket knives, a TI30 calculator, 3 pairs of sunglasses, a water bottle, and a bunch of suit jackets…
I’ll take the backpack, bag of knives, sneakers, shades and water bottle and pray I can get to the woods fast enough to avoid close contact.
Jewbacca is right about people really really eating eachother like zombies in a SOE. Look at Hurricane Katrina.
Hordes of druggies looting stores, rapists running amuck in the EVAC zones. No law = dog eat dog.
A half full Guinness…yep that’s it. BRING ON THE ZOMBIES
A cup…
[quote]Tatsu wrote:
A cup…[/quote]
Win.
[quote]Mackk wrote:
[quote]Tatsu wrote:
A cup…[/quote]
Win.[/quote]
Wait…he has Thibs to his left?