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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

My favorite work by T.S. Eliot. And it shocks me that a T-head would be familiar with his work.

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You’re obviously new around here.[/quote]

I was going to say the same thing. I wouldn’t have hung around this website for the past ten years if it were filled with a bunch of imbeciles. [/quote]

Yes, I am new around here - to the forums anyway. I apologize for my narrow assumption that I would never come across a fine ass gentleman who digs T.S. Eliot. Especially on a manly forum such as this. I am intrigued to say the least.[/quote]

You’d be surprised at the depth and breadth of men who frequent these pages.[/quote]

I’m quite proud of my depth and breadth, but I think my girth is probably still my best feature.[/quote]

Silly boy.

So kawaiiii![/quote]

Haha super-kawaii! One day I’m going to learn Japanese, and then I shall have more humour to offer than J-Pop sayings and peen jokes. I should probably even integrate myself into more serious topics slightly outside of my comfort zone…but for now, peen jokes.[/quote]

“Super” = “choh,” so, “choh-kawaii” is what you want.

There, you just learned something new – you’re a step closer to fluency![/quote]

At this rate I’ll be there in no time, make way for the choh choh train![/quote]

Dorkiest thing I’ve read in a long time.

And yet, I lolled.

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When I wrote that and clicked the button, I had that immediate wave of regret telling me how stupid that post actually was, but then I laughed at how stupid it was, and realised that it had some chance to go full circle. You have confirmed the efficacy of my planning and I am glad.[/quote]

It may not be a good thing. I have a pretty juvenile sense of humor. [/quote]

Don’t sweat it, guys. I found it mildly amusing, and I have a very sophisticated sense of humor. :-)[/quote]

I feed on all kinds of humour.

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[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]print wrote:
<---- Editor of the largest beastiality magazine in the world. [/quote]

In that case, you should probably learn to spell “bestiality” appropriately. [/quote]

Best(iality) post!

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[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]print wrote:
<---- Editor of the largest beastiality magazine in the world. [/quote]

In that case, you should probably learn to spell “bestiality” appropriately. [/quote]

As a member of the media accuracy and factual information is secondary to selling mags and ads, so it looks like he is fine…

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[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]print wrote:
<---- Editor of the largest beastiality magazine in the world. [/quote]

In that case, you should probably learn to spell “bestiality” appropriately. [/quote]

I was wondering how quick that would be picked up. Nice work Brainiac.

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]print wrote:
<---- Editor of the largest beastiality magazine in the world. [/quote]

In that case, you should probably learn to spell “bestiality” appropriately. [/quote]

Best(iality) post![/quote]

LOL!!!

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]print wrote:
<---- Editor of the largest beastiality magazine in the world. [/quote]

In that case, you should probably learn to spell “bestiality” appropriately. [/quote]

As a member of the media accuracy and factual information is secondary to selling mags and ads, so it looks like he is fine…[/quote]

You know you messed up when Beans is correcting your spelling.

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People call me Jewbacca in real life.

It started when I was joined the IDF. I am tallish and my beard used to be redish-brown (it’s now black).

I obtained a religious waiver to maintain a little bit of a beard (short enough so that a positive seal is still easily made on a gas mask). Religious Jewish people were, in my day, not all that welcome in certain units, mine being a combat engineering unit, which was largely secular.

Anyway, the rav samal (like a Sergeant) need a future segan (like a leftenant) to be the goat (the one they pick on the most during training), and I was it – saw the beard, called me “Jewbacca.” It stuck. Later when there were questions about something (we typically built things under fire, like really quick construction crew), I’d hear people ask “Ask [Lft.] Jewbacca where this goes.”

I even own a Star Wars Authentic Chewbacca costume and have worn it with a kippa for 10 years to different costume parties.

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[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
People call me Jewbacca in real life.

It started when I was joined the IDF. I am tallish and my beard used to be redish-brown (it’s now black).

I obtained a religious waiver to maintain a little bit of a beard (short enough so that a positive seal is still easily made on a gas mask). Religious Jewish people were, in my day, not all that welcome in certain units, mine being a combat engineering unit, which was largely secular.

Anyway, the rav samal (like a Sergeant) need a future segan (like a leftenant) to be the goat (the one they pick on the most during training), and I was it – saw the beard, called me “Jewbacca.” It stuck. Later when there were questions about something (we typically built things under fire, like really quick construction crew), I’d hear people ask “Ask [Lft.] Jewbacca where this goes.”

I even own a Star Wars Authentic Chewbacca costume and have worn it with a kippa for 10 years to different costume parties.[/quote]

All kinds of awesome.

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[quote]print wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]print wrote:
<---- Editor of the largest beastiality magazine in the world. [/quote]

In that case, you should probably learn to spell “bestiality” appropriately. [/quote]

I was wondering how quick that would be picked up. Nice work Brainiac.[/quote]

I aim to nitpick. (^=^)b

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[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]print wrote:
<---- Editor of the largest beastiality magazine in the world. [/quote]

In that case, you should probably learn to spell “bestiality” appropriately. [/quote]

As a member of the media accuracy and factual information is secondary to selling mags and ads, so it looks like he is fine…[/quote]

You know you messed up when Beans is correcting your spelling.[/quote]

Lol!

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I’m DB Cooper.[/quote]

Fits your avatar for sure.

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A stork once brought Mama Colucci and Papa Colucci a little bundle of joy. They named it after the patron saint of travelers, sailors, athletes, and those suffering from toothaches.

Prior to being plain old me, my username here was Minotaur because, to me, that was the baddest mofo in AD&D and I had an awesome two-inch pewter figurine of one.

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[quote]Chris Colucci wrote:
A stork once brought Mama Colucci and Papa Colucci a little bundle of joy. They named it after the patron saint of travelers, sailors, athletes, and those suffering from toothaches.

Prior to being plain old me, my username here was Minotaur because, to me, that was the baddest mofo in AD&D and I had an awesome two-inch pewter figurine of one.[/quote]

See, I am not a bad motherfucker, I am not fierce, I am not amazing, I am not powerful, I am not mega, or diesel; I am not anything special really. So I didn’t figure I needed to represent myself in any such way. My name is pat. Some people call me ‘That Asshole’, or ‘Fucking Prick’, or ‘Faggot’, Idiot, douchebag, dickhead, etc. None of those sounded good to me, so I just stuck with pat.

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mine is my first initial and my last name. Pretty simple. Need to work on my creativity. Took me a long time to add an avatar.

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Years ago started playing Quake online and used the name. This was way back when I had a shitty dial up connection trying to play against all the kids at college or wherever with their T1’s. I sucked. It’s my go to name when I register online now.

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I love Cool Hand Luke, and the ditch digging scene always makes me think. Many things in life, and certainly training, can often seem like an exercise in futility, but we can derive great power from them. I don’t identify with Boss Kean so much as Luke, but the name serves as a reminder that those who would manipulate us and try to break our will can only do so if we allow them to.

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[quote]BossKean wrote:
I love Cool Hand Luke, and the ditch digging scene always makes me think. Many things in life, and certainly training, can often seem like an exercise in futility, but we can derive great power from them. I don’t identify with Boss Kean so much as Luke, but the name serves as a reminder that those who would manipulate us and try to break our will can only do so if we allow them to. [/quote]

great stuff mate!

im glad I read this today-very relevant.

I like how you chose the secondary character as your user name but easily justify that reference as equally,if not more,powerful.

thanks.