Yo Momma Call Out Thread

so, how many times HAVE you played ‘Whipping Post’?

Or Freebird?

Whipping Post sounds like a DarkNinja game.

When I read the statement, “how many times have you played Whipping Post,” the last thing I thought of was that it required a guitar haha.

so, Yo - do you play professionally and/or do you have a day job also?

4 or 5 string primarily?

Can I just slip the Zappa cover on in? Bobby on vocals…hot damn.

maaaaannnnn

Yo Momma so stupid

that bitch asked me top hold open an automatic door for her.

ooooooooooooooooooo

OH NO I DIDNT!!!

How many Bass guitars have you owned in your time, and which one do you still regret getting rid of?

Edgy why not ask her what you really want to know.

If Yo Daddy is in good health.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Edgy why not ask her what you really want to know.

If Yo Daddy is in good health.[/quote]

I have always had a ‘thing’ for wimmen musicians…

Yo Mama has health problems

do these pants make me look fat?

[quote]Edgy wrote:
do these pants make me look fat?[/quote]

No.

Your fat makes your look fat though…

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
do these pants make me look fat?[/quote]

No.
your fat makes your look fat though…[/quote]

Does Yo Daddy play also, or is he just your biggest fan?

Who’s a better bassist, you or Suzi Quatro?

do you still play in a band, and are you local, or do you tour?

what is your drink-of-choice?

Yo Momma

I once read a great interview with John Paul Jones.

He described his set-up and playing style. He criticized bassists that play in a boppity-boppity-bop style (too many notes played in higher octaves).

Are you a boppity-boppity-bop style player, or do you hold down the warm fat bottom like Jonesy did?