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[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I’m ready now! I’d like to quit my day job. [/quote]

Please read. Justine by deSade backwards. I will send a coach to pick you up when i think youve finished. Youll be half ready then.

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I’m quite familiar with de Sade. I’m a little puzzled by the reading of it backwards. Expound please?[/quote]

enitsuJ by de Sade, it’s an eye opener.

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I’m ready now! I’d like to quit my day job. [/quote]

Please read. Justine by deSade backwards. I will send a coach to pick you up when i think youve finished. Youll be half ready then.

[/quote]

I’m quite familiar with de Sade. I’m a little puzzled by the reading of it backwards. Expound please?[/quote]

No.

You have to discover it for yourself.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I’m ready now! I’d like to quit my day job. [/quote]

Please read. Justine by deSade backwards. I will send a coach to pick you up when i think youve finished. Youll be half ready then.

[/quote]

I’m quite familiar with de Sade. I’m a little puzzled by the reading of it backwards. Expound please?[/quote]

enitsuJ by de Sade, it’s an eye opener.[/quote]

I feel asleep listening to a recording of 120 days of sodom once.

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I’m ready now! I’d like to quit my day job. [/quote]

Please read. Justine by deSade backwards. I will send a coach to pick you up when i think youve finished. Youll be half ready then.

[/quote]

I’m quite familiar with de Sade. I’m a little puzzled by the reading of it backwards. Expound please?[/quote]

enitsuJ by de Sade, it’s an eye opener.[/quote]

I feel asleep listening to a recording of 120 days of sodom once.[/quote]

When I was younger and I didn’t want to fall asleep so soon I’d watch Salo and it would force me to stay awake, go figure.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]SickSex6 wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:
I’m ready now! I’d like to quit my day job. [/quote]

Please read. Justine by deSade backwards. I will send a coach to pick you up when i think youve finished. Youll be half ready then.

[/quote]

I’m quite familiar with de Sade. I’m a little puzzled by the reading of it backwards. Expound please?[/quote]

enitsuJ by de Sade, it’s an eye opener.[/quote]

I feel asleep listening to a recording of 120 days of sodom once.[/quote]

When I was younger and I didn’t want to fall asleep so soon I’d watch Salo and it would force me to stay awake, go figure.[/quote]

Im sure no one gives a fuck.

An old army budy gave me this name,(which actually is Nardpuncher, I just shortened it) but after we’d both left…sort of odd. I wish I’d had it while in the army; that would have been cool.

By the way I never punched anyone’s nards. I was more of a shoot-them-in-the-head-twice kind of guy.

[quote]Nards wrote:
An old army budy gave me this name,(which actually is Nardpuncher, I just shortened it) but after we’d both left…sort of odd. I wish I’d had it while in the army; that would have been cool.

By the way I never punched anyone’s nards. I was more of a shoot-them-in-the-head-twice kind of guy.

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I never knew you were in the Army. How long where you in?

[quote]Nards wrote:
An old army budy gave me this name, but after we’d both left…sort of odd. I wish I’d had it while in the army; that would have been cool.

By the way I never punched anyone’s nards. I was more of a shoot-them-in-the-head-twice kind of guy.

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Useful habit for when the zombies come.

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
An old army budy gave me this name,(which actually is Nardpuncher, I just shortened it) but after we’d both left…sort of odd. I wish I’d had it while in the army; that would have been cool.

By the way I never punched anyone’s nards. I was more of a shoot-them-in-the-head-twice kind of guy.

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I never knew you were in the Army. How long where you in?[/quote]

I have to tell you that it was the Canadian army…2 years a long time ago. I didn’t kill my quota of women and kids for lke 3 months in a row so the canned me.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
An old army budy gave me this name,(which actually is Nardpuncher, I just shortened it) but after we’d both left…sort of odd. I wish I’d had it while in the army; that would have been cool.

By the way I never punched anyone’s nards. I was more of a shoot-them-in-the-head-twice kind of guy.

[/quote]
I never knew you were in the Army. How long where you in?[/quote]

I have to tell you that it was the Canadian army…2 years a long time ago. I didn’t kill my quota of women and kids for lke 3 months in a row so the canned me.[/quote]
Respectable

Thanks.

The best part of it all was the unlimited chocolate milk in the mess. I checked with other guys later and we all agreed on that. Chocolate milk flowing like wine!

[quote]Nards wrote:
Thanks.

The best part of it all was the unlimited chocolate milk in the mess. I checked with other guys later and we all agreed on that. Chocolate milk flowing like wine![/quote]
Yeah we have the same thing which was great until I found milk does not agree with me.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

My favorite work by T.S. Eliot. And it shocks me that a T-head would be familiar with his work.

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You’re obviously new around here.[/quote]

I was going to say the same thing. I wouldn’t have hung around this website for the past ten years if it were filled with a bunch of imbeciles. [/quote]

Yes, I am new around here - to the forums anyway. I apologize for my narrow assumption that I would never come across a fine ass gentleman who digs T.S. Eliot. Especially on a manly forum such as this. I am intrigued to say the least.[/quote]

You’d be surprised at the depth and breadth of men who frequent these pages.[/quote]

I’m quite proud of my depth and breadth, but I think my girth is probably still my best feature.[/quote]

Silly boy.

So kawaiiii![/quote]

Haha super-kawaii! One day I’m going to learn Japanese, and then I shall have more humour to offer than J-Pop sayings and peen jokes. I should probably even integrate myself into more serious topics slightly outside of my comfort zone…but for now, peen jokes.[/quote]

“Super” = “choh,” so, “choh-kawaii” is what you want.

There, you just learned something new – you’re a step closer to fluency![/quote]

At this rate I’ll be there in no time, make way for the choh choh train![/quote]

Dorkiest thing I’ve read in a long time.

And yet, I lolled.

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Good Clean Fun…

It’s what I’m all about.

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

My favorite work by T.S. Eliot. And it shocks me that a T-head would be familiar with his work.

[/quote]

You’re obviously new around here.[/quote]

I was going to say the same thing. I wouldn’t have hung around this website for the past ten years if it were filled with a bunch of imbeciles. [/quote]

Yes, I am new around here - to the forums anyway. I apologize for my narrow assumption that I would never come across a fine ass gentleman who digs T.S. Eliot. Especially on a manly forum such as this. I am intrigued to say the least.[/quote]

You’d be surprised at the depth and breadth of men who frequent these pages.[/quote]

I’m quite proud of my depth and breadth, but I think my girth is probably still my best feature.[/quote]

Silly boy.

So kawaiiii![/quote]

Haha super-kawaii! One day I’m going to learn Japanese, and then I shall have more humour to offer than J-Pop sayings and peen jokes. I should probably even integrate myself into more serious topics slightly outside of my comfort zone…but for now, peen jokes.[/quote]

“Super” = “choh,” so, “choh-kawaii” is what you want.

There, you just learned something new – you’re a step closer to fluency![/quote]

At this rate I’ll be there in no time, make way for the choh choh train![/quote]

Dorkiest thing I’ve read in a long time.

And yet, I lolled.

(><)
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When I wrote that and clicked the button, I had that immediate wave of regret telling me how stupid that post actually was, but then I laughed at how stupid it was, and realised that it had some chance to go full circle. You have confirmed the efficacy of my planning and I am glad.

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:
I mentioned it before but I was an original beta tester for WoW when I was a fresh in college. Couldn’t think of a character name, so my cousin said what is your hobby? I told him I like to lift weights. He told me to spell it wrong. Hence Waittz. [/quote]

Fuck me, all this time I thought it said Walttz. I figured you like to cut a rug in 3/4.

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

[quote]Cortes wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]theBeth wrote:

My favorite work by T.S. Eliot. And it shocks me that a T-head would be familiar with his work.

[/quote]

You’re obviously new around here.[/quote]

I was going to say the same thing. I wouldn’t have hung around this website for the past ten years if it were filled with a bunch of imbeciles. [/quote]

Yes, I am new around here - to the forums anyway. I apologize for my narrow assumption that I would never come across a fine ass gentleman who digs T.S. Eliot. Especially on a manly forum such as this. I am intrigued to say the least.[/quote]

You’d be surprised at the depth and breadth of men who frequent these pages.[/quote]

I’m quite proud of my depth and breadth, but I think my girth is probably still my best feature.[/quote]

Silly boy.

So kawaiiii![/quote]

Haha super-kawaii! One day I’m going to learn Japanese, and then I shall have more humour to offer than J-Pop sayings and peen jokes. I should probably even integrate myself into more serious topics slightly outside of my comfort zone…but for now, peen jokes.[/quote]

“Super” = “choh,” so, “choh-kawaii” is what you want.

There, you just learned something new – you’re a step closer to fluency![/quote]

At this rate I’ll be there in no time, make way for the choh choh train![/quote]

Dorkiest thing I’ve read in a long time.

And yet, I lolled.

(><)
[/quote]

When I wrote that and clicked the button, I had that immediate wave of regret telling me how stupid that post actually was, but then I laughed at how stupid it was, and realised that it had some chance to go full circle. You have confirmed the efficacy of my planning and I am glad.[/quote]

It may not be a good thing. I have a pretty juvenile sense of humor.

<---- Editor of the largest beastiality magazine in the world.

[quote]print wrote:
<---- Editor of the largest beastiality magazine in the world. [/quote]

In that case, you should probably learn to spell “bestiality” appropriately.