Tons of great info in here, gang. Too much to comment on specifically, so I’ll toss a blanket “Good Stuff” all around.
My own couple of cents:
- One of the biggest things I took from my personal trainer cert millennia ago is Good, Better, Best.
Doing concentration curls and push-ups every night before bed to stay “fit”? Good. It’s something. You’re making an effort, misguided and inefficient though it may be. We can improve the plan when you’re ready.
Following the complimentary machine circuit workout from when you signed up for the gym two years ago to “tone up”? Better. It’s a plan that hits every major muscle group with some semblance of structured programming, cookie-cutter though it may be. We can improve the plan when you’re ready.
Using a well-designed, individualized program to reach a time-constrained, specifically outlined goal efficiently and effectively? Best. Stick to the plan and prosper. It’s why a 41-year old obese woman seeking fat loss doesn’t work for a big total in the Big Three and why a 63-year old golfer with arthritic shoulders doesn’t flat bench with a barbell.
- Many years back when I was still blogging, I was arrogant enough to think people needed to know “30 Things I Think”. I’m kinda happy to review them and see that I only agree with a small handful of the training mandates I used to believe. The stuff that made the cut. And yes, these are word-for-word cut and pastes.
“Functional training” isn’t a broad generalization, it’s always context-specific. Competitive bodybuilders are extremely functional… for their sport… but they suck at MMA, and vice versa.
There’s always more to learn, in lifting, nutrition, and in life, but that doesn’t mean things that worked 6, 16, or 60 years ago suddenly stop working. There should be enough room in your brain for the new info to bump into the old info and be like, “Why, hello, fellow idea. Let us live together as harmoniously productive roommates.”
Becoming a “Jack of all trades, Master of one or two” will turn you into a very valuable and useful person to friends, family, and employers. It also comes in handy when designing your training plan.
[Yeah, uh, that’s pretty much all that survived.]
- Know your Long-As-I’s.
“I can putz around most of the time, but ‘long as I make sure to do X, Y, and Z, I’ll get closer to my goals.” Basically, a catchier way to drive home Pareto’s Law (the 80/20 rule). Figure out your bang-for-the-buck absolute needs in the gym and in the kitchen, and then stick to them no matter what else pops up.
So it might be: ‘Long as I do power cleans once a week, eat 6 eggs a day, and keep booze to two days a week, I’ll be in a good place whatever else happens.” Not such a good example would be, “‘Long as I go to the gym and stick to my diet, I’m good.” That’s way too vague to be useful parameters.
- This last piece is part principle, part general commentary: Know the difference between jokes/memes and reality.
Bodybuilders really aren’t weak. Some of the greatest bodybuilders of all-time were stupid-strong. Yates, Coleman, Oliva, etc. Also fun to see the light bulbs appear when you realize 5/3/1 PR sets are, much more often than not, done in the “bodybuilding rep range”.
CrossFit really isn’t for skinny dudes. If you stuck to legit CF programming (training 3 days on, 1 off; using a wide variety of exercises; doing consistent conditioning as well as lifting; etc.), you’d get into pretty kickass shape and build some solid muscle with plenty of go to match the show.
- On the nutrition front, I hands-down believe that three whole food meals a day and one workout shake is pretty hard to beat, regardless of goal, and should be the go-to starting point before playing with IF or six meals a day or any other nutrition template. People are too quick to think they “need” a funky nutrition approach instead of plain old boring three squares a day.