[quote]xXSeraphimXx wrote:
Since all of you are picking one I would choose to have the ability to mimic powers and have them all.[/quote]
Agreed for me also. However, if I’m forced to play by the “rules”, I reckon going with this guys powers would get the most bang for the buck…
[quote]Flow wrote:
I’d have to say flying. It would be best if it came with the physiologic benefits of stronger bones, joints, muscles, and general shock absorption strength to land safely from a quick fall or survive a collision with an airplane.[/quote]
I think we can safely assume that all of that would be one power. Flying would be fairly useless if…
a) You were slower than a pidgeon
b) You got altitude sickness every time you flew too high
c) You had to rise into the sky at a rate of 1m per hour to accustomise yourself to the oxgen levels.
d) You got bad skin rash form the opposing wind.
e) You broke your ankles every time you landed
f) You got Hypothermia every time you attempted to fly through clouds.
g) You got facialy scarred every time you flew through hail.
h) Every time you moved from a hot patch to a cold one, you got a cold.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
B rocK wrote:
“I’d like to shoot spagetti out of my fingertips”
Come on, no one else thought of Dane Cook immediatly??? Wow. lol.
I’d like to be a mind reader.
As would I. Whenever the ‘What’s your superpower’ argument comes up this is always a thing. Dumb motherfuckers pick flying or immortality.
Think about it. You can read minds. Your life is completely different. You can play the world for all it’s worth, and no one will ever know.
Try flying around, see where that gets you.
Where does it get me? around the world dick breath
if you’ve seen the movies where folks can read minds they usually go insane.
can you read my mind now? should be obvious
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Im picking up some explanatives and thoughts of squats?
If you could read minds (w/o going insane) you could totally get around the world…without having dick breath too!
I would just use that to make enough money to be able to afford anything. Like a G4!!! WHAT?!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!
mewtwo’s powers
[quote]Makavali wrote:
X-ray vision + Christine?[/quote]
Mak: Invisibility + Stick it in her pooper
See how easy that was, Mak?
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I’d want the power to make my guitar amp go to ‘11’.[/quote]
My amp does go to 11. It’s one better than 10.
Manipulating time would be horrible. Every single time you did or changed something, you’d have to worry about what else you messed up.
Being a strong telepath would probably be the most useful long-term.
Telekinesis would probably be the most fun short-term.
I want to be able to shoot lightening bolts from my hands and to be able to leap really high in the air. I want to be able to throw objects just by thinking about it. Errrrr wait a min.
Another one is super porn star powers. I want to have a dick that can grow to the perfect length and size for any women I am with. And when I cum its a flavor that women in question would find the taste absolutely perfect for them. Oh and my cum would have super healing properties. When inside a women it would make her cum harder then anyone else she has ever had sex with.
I’m drawn between photographic reflexes: the ability to gain someone’s skills by watching them perform an action. eg. watch some Bruce Leen films and then being able to fight like a badass. but it could apply to anything, watch a surgeon and you’d be able to perform an operation. that would be cool, I’d watch UFC for 3 days straight and then go and annihilate everyone.
the other would be healing factor it would just make everyday life sooooo much easier. you’d never be sore from your workouts…
[quote]Travacolypse wrote:
Manipulating time would be horrible. Every single time you did or changed something, you’d have to worry about what else you messed up.
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Not really, because if it did mess something up, you could always just rewind time and do something else. Problem solved.
[quote]Sentoguy wrote:
Travacolypse wrote:
Manipulating time would be horrible. Every single time you did or changed something, you’d have to worry about what else you messed up.
Not really, because if it did mess something up, you could always just rewind time and do something else. Problem solved.[/quote]
Is that your answer to everything!? Just rewind time!? That’s it! I’m leaving you! I just can’t love what you’ve become! sobs
[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
When I was 13 I was at the pool, hanging out where my friend was practicing for the swim team. His instructor was this hottie wearing bongo shorts and had the most amazing skin and ass. At this point I contemplated how great it would be to stop time so I could cop a feel. Ah, adolescence.
I think my voice cracked the week after that.[/quote]
Hell, I still do that. However, when one really thinks about it, it’s much too close to rape for my taste. Sure, it’s a fun idea on the surface, but in the end you’re violating a helpless woman without her knowledge, even.
Actually, reading minds is a bit like that as well. It seems all superpowers can be sued for evil, eh?
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
When I was 13 I was at the pool, hanging out where my friend was practicing for the swim team. His instructor was this hottie wearing bongo shorts and had the most amazing skin and ass. At this point I contemplated how great it would be to stop time so I could cop a feel. Ah, adolescence.
I think my voice cracked the week after that.
Hell, I still do that. However, when one really thinks about it, it’s much too close to rape for my taste. Sure, it’s a fun idea on the surface, but in the end you’re violating a helpless woman without her knowledge, even.
Actually, reading minds is a bit like that as well. It seems all superpowers can be sued for evil, eh?
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Leave morality at the door and stop thinking so much.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
PonceDeLeon wrote:
When I was 13 I was at the pool, hanging out where my friend was practicing for the swim team. His instructor was this hottie wearing bongo shorts and had the most amazing skin and ass. At this point I contemplated how great it would be to stop time so I could cop a feel. Ah, adolescence.
I think my voice cracked the week after that.
Hell, I still do that. However, when one really thinks about it, it’s much too close to rape for my taste. Sure, it’s a fun idea on the surface, but in the end you’re violating a helpless woman without her knowledge, even.
Actually, reading minds is a bit like that as well. It seems all superpowers can be sued for evil, eh?
Leave morality at the door and stop thinking so much.[/quote]
Don’t make me rape you.
[quote]Ouiser wrote:
I’d be a Jedi with a light saber.
Edit: I know some will say Jedi is more than one, but if you follow the Miticlorian model (gag), it is just one power.[/quote]
I’m fairly certain that is the geekiest thing that I have ever read.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Makavali wrote:
X-ray vision + Christine?
Mak: Invisibility + Stick it in her pooper
See how easy that was, Mak?
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Talk about surprise butt sex!
Geeze guys, give a girl some foreplay.
[quote]Christine wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Makavali wrote:
X-ray vision + Christine?
Mak: Invisibility + Stick it in her pooper
See how easy that was, Mak?
Talk about surprise butt sex!
Geeze guys, give a girl some foreplay.[/quote]
Foreplay? Is that a super power?
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Don’t make me rape you.[/quote]
Not if I rape you first. And there won’t be any foreplay. (Whatever that is)
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Don’t make me rape you.
Not if I rape you first. And there won’t be any foreplay. (Whatever that is)[/quote]
That pic is messing with my eyes!
I want the superpower to make that pic appear at opportune moments.