Your Favorite Super Power

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
I see.

So why do I have dick breath?[/quote]

Because you paint your nails.

:wink:

Just one?

Flight.

You could do the nasty up in the sky.

Think about it…


BEST.

THREAD.

EVER.

Without a doubt I choose teleportation. There are other powers that are implied within this power.

…and just for giggles.

I’d have to say flying. It would be best if it came with the physiologic benefits of stronger bones, joints, muscles, and general shock absorption strength to land safely from a quick fall or survive a collision with an airplane.

Wait. . .

Super Saiyin. That’s the answer.

Comes with the best mix of super powers possible. Everything short of the loneliness and seclusion of being like Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen.

Also I’d want Trunks’ sword. Yeah, that’d be badass.

I’d want the power to make my guitar amp go to ā€˜11’.

Healing factor. Adamtium skeleton wouldn’t be bad either.

Speed, faster than a bullet, stop on a dime.

Since all of you are picking one I would choose to have the ability to mimic powers and have them all.

I’ll cheat and say I want Peter Petrelli or Sylars powers off Heroes.

I don’t mind slicing heads for power.

Eat your brain? That’s disgusting.

[quote]xXSeraphimXx wrote:
Since all of you are picking one I would choose to have the ability to mimic powers and have them all.[/quote]

Its much to easy to pick a number of powers, which is why I stated that you could only pick one.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I’d want the power to make my guitar amp go to ā€˜11’.[/quote]

Um . . . why?

You could just make ā€˜10’ louder.

[quote]Vash wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
I’d want the power to make my guitar amp go to ā€˜11’.

Um . . . why?

You could just make ā€˜10’ louder.[/quote]

That makes me put my lollerskates on.

The ability to absorb other people’s power or energy/qi.

or the ability to manipulate time and the effects of time.

Hmmm…just one power huh?

I guess I’d want to have the power to alter reality in any way I wanted to. That would be the ultimate super power IMO.

Complete knowledge of all the laws of the universe.

I’m with dizzle and Mikey, I’d want the ability to manipulate time in whatever manner I saw fit. How sick would that be, you could do whatever embarrassing awkward crazy insane stuff you wanted, then rewind time a bit, and voila! Nobody but you remembers!

X-ray vision + Christine?

I’m going to be boring and say invisibility.

Either:

A) the ability to touch any piece of text (or scan through it, if it’s digital) and absorb the information such that I can apply it 100%

or

B) be able to find ANYTHING I’m looking for, whether it is a tangible object or piece of information, without wasting time

Side note…

When I was 13 I was at the pool, hanging out where my friend was practicing for the swim team. His instructor was this hottie wearing bongo shorts and had the most amazing skin and ass. At this point I contemplated how great it would be to stop time so I could cop a feel. Ah, adolescence.

I think my voice cracked the week after that.