Your Favorite Super Power

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Transmutation

The ability to turn energy, or protons and electrons into any other element or isotope or compound and manipulate it back and forth.

I think everything else is achievable through cybernetic/biorobotic technology in the future, though true immortality is obviously limited by the “forever” part of living forever.

I mean, I can enumerate any length of time: 200 years, 2000 years, 2 billion years and imagine scenarios where an individual could survive this long. However, these are still very small numbers next to an abstract infinite life.
So, is it possible to live any X number of years? Yes.
Is it possible to live forever(infinitely)? Probably not.

22

For me, the ability to block or shut down any cellphone signal anywhere at any time, by snapping my fingers.

This is a power I crave every day. I abhor people on cellphones, anywhere, everywhere!

23

New God set-up from Jack Kirby.

Hell, I’d end up like Darksied, though. SO probably just the telekinesis that X-Man in Marvel comics has. You know, the “I can snap the Phoenix force in half” kinda power.

. . .

Right now, looking at this post, I’m amazed I’ve had sex.

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[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Telekinesis would be awesome.[/quote]

Telekinesis for the win! You could do pretty much anything with that power.

My list:

  1. Telekinesis

  2. Super strength

  3. Being indestructible, but not stupid indestructible like Claire from Heroes. She gets hurt all the time, but regenerates. I want to be truly indestructible where you wouldn’t get hurt in the first place.

  4. Flight

  5. The power…to move you.

25

Chuck Norris

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[quote]iamthewolf wrote:
Ouiser wrote:
…but if you follow the Miticlorian model…

i do. i’m with you, the force is one power.[/quote]

It’s one power, but Jedi have different strengths or are better at controlling different aspects of it, so it gives the appearance of multiple powers.

27

OMNISCIENCE.

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[quote]B rocK wrote:
“I’d like to shoot spagetti out of my fingertips”

Come on, no one else thought of Dane Cook immediatly??? Wow. lol.

I’d like to be a mind reader. [/quote]

As would I. Whenever the ‘What’s your superpower’ argument comes up this is always a thing. Dumb motherfuckers pick flying or immortality.

Think about it. You can read minds. Your life is completely different. You can play the world for all it’s worth, and no one will ever know.

Try flying around, see where that gets you.

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:
B rocK wrote:
“I’d like to shoot spagetti out of my fingertips”

Come on, no one else thought of Dane Cook immediatly??? Wow. lol.

I’d like to be a mind reader.

As would I. Whenever the ‘What’s your superpower’ argument comes up this is always a thing. Dumb motherfuckers pick flying or immortality.

Think about it. You can read minds. Your life is completely different. You can play the world for all it’s worth, and no one will ever know.

Try flying around, see where that gets you.[/quote]

Where does it get me? around the world dick breath

if you’ve seen the movies where folks can read minds they usually go insane.

can you read my mind now? should be obvious

30

Any sort of time-shifting would be the greatest. Imagine being able to slow-down, speed up, go back in, or go forward in time at any rate/speed you want at any moment you want. The possibilities of that power are endless.

-dizzle

31

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
B rocK wrote:
“I’d like to shoot spagetti out of my fingertips”

Come on, no one else thought of Dane Cook immediatly??? Wow. lol.

I’d like to be a mind reader.

As would I. Whenever the ‘What’s your superpower’ argument comes up this is always a thing. Dumb motherfuckers pick flying or immortality.

Think about it. You can read minds. Your life is completely different. You can play the world for all it’s worth, and no one will ever know.

Try flying around, see where that gets you.

Where does it get me? around the world dick breath

if you’ve seen the movies where folks can read minds they usually go insane.

can you read my mind now? should be obvious

[/quote]

Im picking up some explanatives and thoughts of squats?

If you could read minds (w/o going insane) you could totally get around the world…without having dick breath too!

I would just use that to make enough money to be able to afford anything. Like a G4!!! WHAT?!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
B rocK wrote:
“I’d like to shoot spagetti out of my fingertips”

Come on, no one else thought of Dane Cook immediatly??? Wow. lol.

I’d like to be a mind reader.

As would I. Whenever the ‘What’s your superpower’ argument comes up this is always a thing. Dumb motherfuckers pick flying or immortality.

Think about it. You can read minds. Your life is completely different. You can play the world for all it’s worth, and no one will ever know.

Try flying around, see where that gets you.

Where does it get me? around the world dick breath

if you’ve seen the movies where folks can read minds they usually go insane.

can you read my mind now? should be obvious

[/quote]

Actually, OG, I can barely comprehend your post. I can’t imagine what your mind might look like. Do I have dick breath, or do people around the world have it, or were you discounting my postulation? I’m being serial here.

Assuming no insanity, it would be fantastic. Any situation involving other people would be incontrovertibly in your favor. Flying would get you shot down and probed by the government.

No one would ever know you can read minds, and you could use it for money, power, kicks when bored, whether or not the cute girl at the coffee shop will blow you, things like that. And all the while you’re still just a reg’lar person. No unwanted attention. You, but better.

33

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
B rocK wrote:
“I’d like to shoot spagetti out of my fingertips”

Come on, no one else thought of Dane Cook immediatly??? Wow. lol.

I’d like to be a mind reader.

As would I. Whenever the ‘What’s your superpower’ argument comes up this is always a thing. Dumb motherfuckers pick flying or immortality.

Think about it. You can read minds. Your life is completely different. You can play the world for all it’s worth, and no one will ever know.

Try flying around, see where that gets you.

Where does it get me? around the world dick breath

if you’ve seen the movies where folks can read minds they usually go insane.

can you read my mind now? should be obvious

Actually, OG, I can barely comprehend your post. I can’t imagine what your mind might look like. Do I have dick breath, or do people around the world have it, or were you discounting my postulation? I’m being serial here.

Assuming no insanity, it would be fantastic. Any situation involving other people would be incontrovertibly in your favor. Flying would get you shot down and probed by the government.

No one would ever know you can read minds, and you could use it for money, power, kicks when bored, whether or not the cute girl at the coffee shop will blow you, things like that. And all the while you’re still just a reg’lar person. No unwanted attention. You, but better.
[/quote]

yes you have dick breath

and nooooo see according to me, you would be insane with reading other people’s minds and you would only pick up on the bad things people thought about you.

man that would suck

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
B rocK wrote:
“I’d like to shoot spagetti out of my fingertips”

Come on, no one else thought of Dane Cook immediatly??? Wow. lol.

I’d like to be a mind reader.

As would I. Whenever the ‘What’s your superpower’ argument comes up this is always a thing. Dumb motherfuckers pick flying or immortality.

Think about it. You can read minds. Your life is completely different. You can play the world for all it’s worth, and no one will ever know.

Try flying around, see where that gets you.

Where does it get me? around the world dick breath

if you’ve seen the movies where folks can read minds they usually go insane.

can you read my mind now? should be obvious

Actually, OG, I can barely comprehend your post. I can’t imagine what your mind might look like. Do I have dick breath, or do people around the world have it, or were you discounting my postulation? I’m being serial here.

Assuming no insanity, it would be fantastic. Any situation involving other people would be incontrovertibly in your favor. Flying would get you shot down and probed by the government.

No one would ever know you can read minds, and you could use it for money, power, kicks when bored, whether or not the cute girl at the coffee shop will blow you, things like that. And all the while you’re still just a reg’lar person. No unwanted attention. You, but better.

yes you have dick breath

and nooooo see according to me, you would be insane with reading other people’s minds and you would only pick up on the bad things people thought about you.

man that would suck

[/quote]

I see.

So why do I have dick breath?

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
B rocK wrote:
“I’d like to shoot spagetti out of my fingertips”

Come on, no one else thought of Dane Cook immediatly??? Wow. lol.

I’d like to be a mind reader.

As would I. Whenever the ‘What’s your superpower’ argument comes up this is always a thing. Dumb motherfuckers pick flying or immortality.

Think about it. You can read minds. Your life is completely different. You can play the world for all it’s worth, and no one will ever know.

Try flying around, see where that gets you.

Where does it get me? around the world dick breath

if you’ve seen the movies where folks can read minds they usually go insane.

can you read my mind now? should be obvious

Actually, OG, I can barely comprehend your post. I can’t imagine what your mind might look like. Do I have dick breath, or do people around the world have it, or were you discounting my postulation? I’m being serial here.

Assuming no insanity, it would be fantastic. Any situation involving other people would be incontrovertibly in your favor. Flying would get you shot down and probed by the government.

No one would ever know you can read minds, and you could use it for money, power, kicks when bored, whether or not the cute girl at the coffee shop will blow you, things like that. And all the while you’re still just a reg’lar person. No unwanted attention. You, but better.

yes you have dick breath

and nooooo see according to me, you would be insane with reading other people’s minds and you would only pick up on the bad things people thought about you.

man that would suck

I see.

So why do I have dick breath?[/quote]

well… only you would know the reason for that

36

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
B rocK wrote:
“I’d like to shoot spagetti out of my fingertips”

Come on, no one else thought of Dane Cook immediatly??? Wow. lol.

I’d like to be a mind reader.

As would I. Whenever the ‘What’s your superpower’ argument comes up this is always a thing. Dumb motherfuckers pick flying or immortality.

Think about it. You can read minds. Your life is completely different. You can play the world for all it’s worth, and no one will ever know.

Try flying around, see where that gets you.

Where does it get me? around the world dick breath

if you’ve seen the movies where folks can read minds they usually go insane.

can you read my mind now? should be obvious

Actually, OG, I can barely comprehend your post. I can’t imagine what your mind might look like. Do I have dick breath, or do people around the world have it, or were you discounting my postulation? I’m being serial here.

Assuming no insanity, it would be fantastic. Any situation involving other people would be incontrovertibly in your favor. Flying would get you shot down and probed by the government.

No one would ever know you can read minds, and you could use it for money, power, kicks when bored, whether or not the cute girl at the coffee shop will blow you, things like that. And all the while you’re still just a reg’lar person. No unwanted attention. You, but better.

yes you have dick breath

and nooooo see according to me, you would be insane with reading other people’s minds and you would only pick up on the bad things people thought about you.

man that would suck

I see.

So why do I have dick breath?

well… only you would know the reason for that

[/quote]

Must be the dick sandwich I had for lunch.

I mean…fuck.

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[quote]Vicomte wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
B rocK wrote:
“I’d like to shoot spagetti out of my fingertips”

Come on, no one else thought of Dane Cook immediatly??? Wow. lol.

I’d like to be a mind reader.

As would I. Whenever the ‘What’s your superpower’ argument comes up this is always a thing. Dumb motherfuckers pick flying or immortality.

Think about it. You can read minds. Your life is completely different. You can play the world for all it’s worth, and no one will ever know.

Try flying around, see where that gets you.

Where does it get me? around the world dick breath

if you’ve seen the movies where folks can read minds they usually go insane.

can you read my mind now? should be obvious

Actually, OG, I can barely comprehend your post. I can’t imagine what your mind might look like. Do I have dick breath, or do people around the world have it, or were you discounting my postulation? I’m being serial here.

Assuming no insanity, it would be fantastic. Any situation involving other people would be incontrovertibly in your favor. Flying would get you shot down and probed by the government.

No one would ever know you can read minds, and you could use it for money, power, kicks when bored, whether or not the cute girl at the coffee shop will blow you, things like that. And all the while you’re still just a reg’lar person. No unwanted attention. You, but better.

yes you have dick breath

and nooooo see according to me, you would be insane with reading other people’s minds and you would only pick up on the bad things people thought about you.

man that would suck

I see.

So why do I have dick breath?

well… only you would know the reason for that

Must be the dick sandwich I had for lunch.

I mean…fuck.[/quote]

That’s what usually does it for me!

I would gladly share my tic-tacs with you

38

[quote]MaximusB wrote:
Nate, if you could fly you wouldnt need to teleport. It would just take you longer to get there. [/quote]

Or if you have the ability to walk ;p.

I’d love to have the mind control ability, making people do whatever you want them to do whenever you want…

39

I’d want a power level OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

40

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
B rocK wrote:
“I’d like to shoot spagetti out of my fingertips”

Come on, no one else thought of Dane Cook immediatly??? Wow. lol.

I’d like to be a mind reader.

As would I. Whenever the ‘What’s your superpower’ argument comes up this is always a thing. Dumb motherfuckers pick flying or immortality.

Think about it. You can read minds. Your life is completely different. You can play the world for all it’s worth, and no one will ever know.

Try flying around, see where that gets you.

Where does it get me? around the world dick breath

if you’ve seen the movies where folks can read minds they usually go insane.

can you read my mind now? should be obvious

Actually, OG, I can barely comprehend your post. I can’t imagine what your mind might look like. Do I have dick breath, or do people around the world have it, or were you discounting my postulation? I’m being serial here.

Assuming no insanity, it would be fantastic. Any situation involving other people would be incontrovertibly in your favor. Flying would get you shot down and probed by the government.

No one would ever know you can read minds, and you could use it for money, power, kicks when bored, whether or not the cute girl at the coffee shop will blow you, things like that. And all the while you’re still just a reg’lar person. No unwanted attention. You, but better.

yes you have dick breath

and nooooo see according to me, you would be insane with reading other people’s minds and you would only pick up on the bad things people thought about you.

man that would suck

I see.

So why do I have dick breath?

well… only you would know the reason for that

Must be the dick sandwich I had for lunch.

I mean…fuck.

That’s what usually does it for me!

I would gladly share my tic-tacs with you

[/quote]

What flavor? Don’t be givin’ me no orange tic-tacs!

I prefer spearmint.