[quote]Soccerstr078 wrote:
also afraid of commitment and long walks on the beach[/quote]
LMAO!
I agree with rainjack about clowns. I met one when I was young - he had an all white face. Scary shit.
I really don’t like woodlice either. I suspect they are known by many other names around the world so it’s these things that I mean Woodlouse - Wikipedia
Strangely enough though, even though I really hate them crawling about, they taste quite good (like prawns).
What’s seems even stranger about woodlice to me is that I don’t have any fear at all of any other creepy crawlies. Spiders, scorpions, bugs - no problem at all. Just these little horrors.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Uncle Gabby wrote:
MsM wrote:
I hate those spiders! They used to be everywhere at my previous employers. I literally had one chase me down the hallway once.
That’s because it knew you were scared. Next time you see one, just say “I’m Rick James Bitch! I’m one of the Baddest Motherfuckers ever!”
Spider’ll be like, “this bitch is crazy!”
HA! That spider know Rick James be dead. Superdead. Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.
I’m afraid of dependency. I could handle losing an arm or a leg no problem, but being totally dependent on others, like not being able to wipe my own ass, would be worse than death.
[quote]Soccerstr078 wrote:
ever since the bridge in minnesota fell i am terrified of this one bridge i have to take to school. it is high as hell and you can see wires and rusted metal when you look over to the side at it. i try to go as fast as i can over it and if a cop sees me…well… im makin sure i’m off the bridge before he catches me
also afraid of commitment and long walks on the beach[/quote]
Thanks for reminding me. I go over this one bridge right next to the one that collapsed along I-35W; every so often traffic gets stuck so that I am forced to sit and view the carnage of the collapse from the trapped confines of my small Hyundai…did I also mention I am afraid of heights and falling thru the ice – both of which can happen in a MN bridge collapse in winter.
[quote]TheWookiee wrote:
IT’S AS BIG AS A SMALL DOG![/quote]
That’s some funny shit!
If you’re gonna be afraid of spiders least that one can’t be taken care of with a flip flop and a flush.
My #1 fear is hearing the words “we need to talk”. I cringe just thinking about the following two excruciatingly painful and mundane hours that will include, but are not limited to bringing up things that happened 6 months ago which I can’t possibly even vaguely remember.
#2 Occasionally I’ll have a dream where my teeth are just falling out and I can’t stop it - that totally freaks me out the entire next day.
The rollercoaster thing isn’t really a fear, its just the big drop that freaks me out. Living 1.5 hour from Cedar Point, where your friends go all the time, makes the rollercoaster thing a problem.
