In junior hockey I was playing against Traverse City and they always had huge crowds of 1-2k people. They had this big 6’2 czech on their team who just wanted to fight me the whole game so I finally said fuck it. We squared up for about 20 seconds and then started punching and I dropped him and when he was on his knees I hit him in the face with a real hard uppercut.
He was bleeding all over the ice all the way to his bench and we ended up winning the game. That was fun.
I have never won anything in my entire life.
My senior year at Polk H.S. I scored 4 touchdowns in one game to win the city championship against Andrew Johnson H.S.
[quote]StevenF wrote:
In junior hockey I was playing against Traverse City and they always had huge crowds of 1-2k people. They had this big 6’2 czech on their team who just wanted to fight me the whole game so I finally said fuck it. We squared up for about 20 seconds and then started punching and I dropped him and when he was on his knees I hit him in the face with a real hard uppercut.
He was bleeding all over the ice all the way to his bench and we ended up winning the game. That was fun. [/quote]
3 years ago I was playing against a bunch of moron of Quebec city. After the referee whistle the guy was trying to fuck with me in the corner.He gave me a little punch, I then cranked the most powerful punch ever, I hitted him on the helmet, it made him fly like 5meters away . He was still in the air when he hitted the board. 2min later he tried to stand up but his legs were still spaghettis.
Also back in Junior High School I was playing dodgeball against this kid I didnt like. I was just being an asshole and not dying when the ball hitted me. I then touched the kid with a ball. He stood there, like ‘‘I wont die because you wont’’. Then I took another ball near the middle line when I throwed a really fast ball, I just nailed the shot right on his head from the perfect distance. It made him fall on his back, his glasses flew 10meter away. He lied there like 30 sec then went to the washroom rub his face.
Also when I was 8 years old in a vacation I was playing roulette in some sort of organised casino for fun with approx 100 adults. At the end of the night I won and I went on the stage to claim my prize. You could see on their fat fucking face that they were so fucking jealous that a kid won their adult casino.
God I am so proud of me
won 72k on blackjack once
I rescued a good friend from a Vietnamiese prisson. I used bambo reeds and swamp gas to make bombs and a plastic bag I found and filled with water a timer to set off the explossions as we made a sweet get away in a boat…
Or I could just be reliving a McGyver episode again… that happens often…
A few years ago someone tried to mug me at knife point. I was heavily into martial arts at the time, and carried a four inch folding knife with me everywhere. Instead of beating the hell out of him, I had some fun. I pulled out my knife (probably quicker than the crackhead could see), and told him, “I’ve been thinking of suicide for three weeks. Let’s do this.”
I didn’t know that someone who looked so wasted away could run that fast.
Also, in HS, I heimliched a kid while teachers stood around looking stupid.
And I saved a couple people doing lifeguard duty.
[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:
A few years ago someone tried to mug me at knife point. I was heavily into martial arts at the time, and carried a four inch folding knife with me everywhere. Instead of beating the hell out of him, I had some fun. I pulled out my knife (probably quicker than the crackhead could see), and told him, “I’ve been thinking of suicide for three weeks. Let’s do this.”
I didn’t know that someone who looked so wasted away could run that fast.
Also, in HS, I heimliched a kid while teachers stood around looking stupid.
And I saved a couple people doing lifeguard duty.[/quote]
tell me what heimliched mean right now
[quote]jasmincar wrote:
tell me what heimliched mean right now
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Umm… That I performed the Heimlich Maneuver to remove some food lodged in his throat?
I’m sorry, that seemed obvious to me.