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[quote]makkun wrote:
Thanks, V, you gave me a good laugh in this dreadful thread.
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Don’t touch my moustache!
Tondemonai, friend. You wouldn’t be Japanese, by any chance?
[quote]harris447 wrote:
Hmm…where have I been during all this?
[/quote]Why it’s the mean-spirited little blaspheming troublemaker himself! Harris! Welcome back, dude! Yeah, you missed all the fun.
[quote]The phrase ‘give him enough rope’ comes to mind.
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It would have to be pretty strong rope. The guy does weigh 285 pounds.
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
In the past month, I’ve found on this site:
(1) A thread where a guy posts cartoons of 12 year old little girls with large breasts. Some have semen stains on themselves or their clothing.
(2) A thread where men who have long hair, fingernail polish, and earrings aren’t necessarily gay!
(3) Photos of girls kissing. Are they lesbians? I used to think so, but I might be wrong.
(4) I’ve argued with a guy who says that “God can suck my dick!”
Besides all the great body development info, we have all this great stuff! Absolutely fascinating!![/quote]
1.pictures of 12 year old girls are pedophilia. If you are twelve years old, then pictures of twelve year old girls are ok. I think its nasty all-together. At twelve, I was looking at milf porn.
2.Men with long hair, fingernail polish and earings aren’t gay. They are called hippies, and we don’t wan’t there kind in Muskogee, where we DON’T smoke marijuana, and we DON’T let our hair grow long and shaggy. (I don’t live in muskogee, but Merle Haggard is second only to Waylon Jennings and Johnny Cash) Wanting to fuck other men makes you gay. There are a lot of people with short hair, trimmed fingernails and no body jewelry that are gay. Many homosexuals are very masculine. Many homosexuals are very feminine. Your sexual preference probably doesn’t have a lot to do with your hair style, or wether or not you paint your nails. Have you heard of a metro?
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Men that don’t enjoy watching women kissing might be gay. Watch two men kissing. If you get hard watching it, for the love of God, do NOT tell us. Kissing other women doesn’t neccessarily make you a lesbian. Kissing doesn’t neccassarily have anything to do with genetilia or eroticism. Kissing acceptance has a lot to do with your families acceptance of what is ok and what is not, and also your nationality. In italy, kissing is much more accepted then in America, I beleive.
I hug my dad on a rare occasion. Does that make me gay? I hope not, I would have to quit having sex with my girlfriend, and I would hate to do that. -
Interestingly enough, I think somewhere in the Bible it talks about God plating a field of wheat. Satan comes along and sows tares (weeds) in the wheat. I beleive that God says not to chop the tares up, because he doesn’t want any wheat smashed in the process. I beleive it says to reap both wheat and tares, and God will put the wheat in the barn and burn the tares.
Does God say anything about judging others in the Bible?
Maybe, just maybe, the person that you were arguing with does not believe in your God. Maybe he is Muslim. Maybe he is Buddhist. who knows? Maybe he is atheist. The bottom line is, you are not going to win any friends to Christianity by arguing with un-christian people. I have real problems with regular church goers, I feel like so many people use their religion as a justification to look down/judge or even hurt other people. Maybe you could explain to fellatio-boy that God loves him, regardless of what he says, rather then telling him that he is going to burn in hell for his statements. Just a thought.
I am 18.
Well Barney, you have changed my estimation of you drastically. Here I thought you were just some kid who liked fat chicks, but it appears you have some real character about you, young man.
I apologize for every mean and nasty thing I ever said over on the Should I Bone Her thread.
V
What is your impression of Christianity? That God is some happy grandpa in the sky, turning a blind eye as us kids run around doing whatever we feel like?
That is not the God of the Bible. God is a righteous and just judge. He hates sin and one day we will all stand before him in judgment. We will all be found guilty because we have all sinned. Only those washed with the blood of Jesus Christ will be forgiven. The Bible says that there will be no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus. Everyone else will be judged according to everything they have done. The Bible says on that day every evil act and thought will be brought to light and that the ungodly are storing up wrath for themselves on the day of judgment.
God has demonstrated his love and mercy for us by sending Jesus to redeem those who will repent (meaning to turn from sin) and put their trust in Him. Jesus is not a get-out-of-jail-free card you can store in your back pocket and pull out one day in case you need Him, neither is faith in Jesus a casual friendship. Christians must serve Him as Lord and Master. This does not mean that Christians are perfect and sinless, but they will hate sin and will be allowing God to work in them to take away their sin.
I know that most of you will read this and reject it, either because of pride (faith in your own intellect) or because you love your sin too much. But now you have all heard the Gospel message, and will be completely without excuse when you stand before God.
There is a time and a place for subjecting people to this… and all the time, everywhere, on a commercial web site, is probably not it.
Not to mention, there are people of other religions who will not care one jot for your message, as they already have their own.
Please, let’s leave the religious debates to the religious sites, for those that actually want to partake in them? It isn’t like many people live in a town without a church either…
[quote]slimjim wrote:
This thread has fascinated me for the past 20 minutes…20 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back[/quote]
I ask you then, would not the 20 minutes be gone even if you were doing something else? And speaking of fascinating, no one has yet mentioned the fine babe that is the powerful image of the day. Now THAT fascinates me.
DB
[quote]vroom wrote:
There is a time and a place for subjecting people to this… [/quote]
Says who???
Besides, my post was completely on topic. Several people had commented that calling sin sin is un-Christian. I was just wanted everyone to understand what Christianity is about, since so many seem to believe that God does not judge.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
slimjim wrote:
This thread has fascinated me for the past 20 minutes…20 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back
I ask you then, would not the 20 minutes be gone even if you were doing something else? …
DB[/quote]
No. 20 minutes of non-internet time can be recycled and added on to the end of your life.
The 20 minutes wasted on a crappy thread is so spoiled that is is not recycleable.
[quote]JPBear wrote:
Besides, my post was completely on topic. Several people had commented that calling sin sin is un-Christian. I was just wanted everyone to understand what Christianity is about, since so many seem to believe that God does not judge. [/quote]
I know God judges. I think the Bible says that we are not to though. In fact, isn’t being judgemental a sin? I don’t know. To my limited biblical understanding, all sins are the same in the eyes of God. Therefore, everybody that sins is in the same boat, and we all sin. (I assume) Interestingly enough, reverend fred phelps lives in my state. He holds up signs that say God hates fags at homosexuals funerals, and he protests at the funerals of American Soldiers.
People like him turn me away from Christianity. In my small rural town, when somebody needs help, they organize a bike rally/poker run down at the local bar. The churches don’t do much for those less fortunate. It is a shame that sinners are the ones that reach out to those who are down. I made my mother read me the chapter about sampson on my last deadlift max-out day, but I don’t go to church, so I don’t have a “better then thou” card to flash when I tell people that they are doing something wrong.
Varqanir- I woudln’t hit it, I am not really all that fond of asian chicks, you know that. Just kidding.
I honestly did not think that the girl from the would you bone her thread was that big, but maybe so.
[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
Varqanir- I woudln’t hit it, I am not really all that fond of asian chicks, you know that. [/quote]
You could put a bag over her head. Then you’d never know she was Asian.
[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
I know God judges. I think the Bible says that we are not to though. In fact, isn’t being judgemental a sin? I don’t know. To my limited biblical understanding, all sins are the same in the eyes of God. Therefore, everybody that sins is in the same boat, and we all sin. (I assume) [/quote]
You are right, the Bible says that only those without sin can judge. That is why God is the only true judge. Letting someone know that they will be judged by God does not mean that I am judging them. Nobody will stand before me and give an account of what they have done.
[quote]JPBear wrote:
Besides, my post was completely on topic. Several people had commented that calling sin sin is un-Christian. I was just wanted everyone to understand what Christianity is about, since so many seem to believe that God does not judge. [/quote]
Yeah, I think your post was somewhat relevent and on topic. I’d just rather not to hear it since I prefer the gods of Mount Olympus.
Anyway, you know what I find fascinating? That so many people can read the bible and interpret in so many different ways. Is it really that vague and ambiguous?
Zeus rocks,
Toddy
JP,
If you’ll quote the entire sentence, instead of the first half alone, then I said so.
Frankly, as has been shown elsewhere, it is generally anti-productive to get into such matters in this environment.
Anyway, I’ll thank you to allow me to have an opinion on the matter as well.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Yeah, I think your post was somewhat relevent and on topic. I’d just rather not to hear it since I prefer the gods of Mount Olympus.[/quote]
Zeus was a stud! Banged way more women than Ron Jeremy, and if he didn’t like you, BAM! Thunderbolt right up your ass!
Kinda pussy whipped, though. All Hera had to do was give him that look and he’d slink into the corner while she threw a couple of poisonous snakes into his latest bastard’s crib.
But hey, goddesses, huh? Can’t live with 'em, can’t kill 'em…they’re immortal!
I’m sorry, was that blasphemy?
JP, question.
Somewhere in the Bible it also says for Christians not to divorce their spouses if they are not Christians, and I think it says something to the effect that the spouses will be saved by the beleif of the christian spouse. true or untrue?
[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
JP, question.
Somewhere in the Bible it also says for Christians not to divorce their spouses if they are not Christians, and I think it says something to the effect that the spouses will be saved by the beleif of the christian spouse. true or untrue?[/quote]
Hey, now, let’s not get into biblical inconsistencies here. The book of Leviticus says that it is an abomination to touch the skin of a pig… what would that do to American football?
And not touching a menstruating woman? I think Nate Dogg, WideGuy and I would be on the next bus to hell if that law was still being enforced.