The kid eats 2000 calories a day. Poor thing. Retarded AND starving.
What I don’t get is, he says he wants the abs in time for his high school reunion. What, is he going to show up shirtless so the ladies can see his hawt abz?
He’s going to walk around lifting his shirt up SickAbz style, that’s how he gets all the womenz.
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
The punchline is that he doesn’t even have developed abs, just a reasonably lean, water free midsection.
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I was thinking something similar. I have a shit load of loose skin covering my abs and I think I still see more definition in myself than him.
I think it’s funny that he thinks he’s some sort of celebrity in Vegas and that people actually recognize him and comment on his “physique”.
I live here and I’ve never heard of the douchebag. Also, with all the shows and strip clubs in Vegas there are plenty of very impressive physiques among the locals, and his ain’t one of them.
Look like him? I’d have to drop 50+ pounds! Damn I better start running and cutting.
It takes all kinds…
He doesn’t squat 
[quote]Enkiduu wrote:
He doesn’t squat :([/quote]
Oh he “squats” I’m sure.
"Eating lean proteins helps build muscles, but Dinant may be getting too much for his weight.
“Eating protein has great benefit for rebuilding muscle and speeding up the metabolism,” White said. “But too much can cause weight gain, increase the urinary loss of calcium, and cause dehydration.”
He recommended that Dinant cuts back his egg whites to six and each protein portion to four ounces."
Too much protein can cause weight gain.
Jesus fucking christ.
Cutting back the egg whites or just eating full eggs and not being a pussy isn’t a bad suggestion. If my memory is right eating too many egg whites can result in a deficiency of some sort… something to do with albium(sp). Gotta look it up…
I Lol’d at this and then I watched Kinoz’s avatar for a solid 3 minutes.
“Fats compose 8 percent of Dinant’s current diet.”
Um… What?
Where exactly is this kid getting his diet info?
We must find him and convert him.
ElbowStrike
wow wtf…hahaha!!
Best thing I’ve seen today.
[quote]lostinthought wrote:
Enkiduu wrote:
He doesn’t squat
Oh he “squats” I’m sure. [/quote]
It says he only weight trains for his upper body. Cuz his legs get enough work from running ya know?
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Really
There isn’t even funny shit I can say about this.
[quote]MeinHerzBrennt wrote:
Too much protein can cause weight gain.
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Fuck. That explains EVERYTHING!!!
I don’t wanna hijack the thread but…damn, X is FUCKING MASSIVE!
ugh
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
I Lol’d at this and then I watched Kinoz’s avatar for a solid 3 minutes.[/quote]
Ya, his avatar is distracting (in a good way), I couldn’t stop watching. As for the news story…WOW.
[quote]1porsche wrote:
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Really
There isn’t even funny shit I can say about this.
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I agree with you… it’s so obvious and sad that you just facepalm.