You Shouldn't Be Afraid of Bulking!

[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
Dr. Seuss writes:
Instead of starting another thread,
Listen up it’s all been said.

Having trouble gaining mass?
You need more food you stupid ass.

And if you start to get too fat,
A little less, how hard is that?

But it won’t matter what we say,
You’ll starve yourself anyway.

So after years of being small,
but still convinced you know it all,

Please come back, don’t be late,
And argue some more, we cannot wait.
[/quote]

I cried a little at the end…

Vote number two. That was the greatest rhyme of all time.

[quote]Tiribulus wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:

“Forcefeeding” and “becoming a fat beast” do not go hand in hand.

I think some people are just scared by the word “bulk”.

That bears repeating. I am actually tired of it coming up so much and am convinced most of the people jumping to that conclusion haven’t built much size at all.

It will not ever end. Face it and embrace it my friend LOL. It won’t matter how many times or ways it’s said. If we had a Dr. Seuss book spelling this out, posted as a sticky in every forum and made required reading before membership was allowed I’m convinced it would make no difference.

Dr. Seuss writes:
Instead of starting another thread,
Listen up it’s all been said.

Having trouble gaining mass?
You need more food you stupid ass.

And if you start to get too fat,
A little less, how hard is that?

But it won’t matter what we say,
You’ll starve yourself anyway.

So after years of being small,
but still convinced you know it all,

Please come back, don’t be late,
And argue some more, we cannot wait.
[/quote]

I…have something in my eye…

[quote]Lowery38595 wrote:
Vote number two. That was the greatest rhyme of all time. [/quote]

Dr. Seuss didn’t need abs!

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Lowery38595 wrote:
Vote number two. That was the greatest rhyme of all time.

Dr. Seuss didn’t need abs![/quote]

What?

That was great. My vote for powerful words. Did you write that?

[quote]Dirty_Bulk wrote:
That was great. My vote for powerful words. Did you write that?[/quote]

I write all my own material. I’m here all week.