You Lucky Youngsters!

Off Topic Politics & World Issues
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The point of this thread (which I thought was obvious) was my lament that I am too old to join up, get training, and go help in the fight against evil. The younger crowd can still do this, so I’m envious.

The response was to tell me to join a company of mercs. But, as I pointed out, if I am untrained, why would a company of mercs hire me in any capacity whatever? One of the responders accused me, through some purely insane reasoning, of cowardice, when I pointed out that (a) mercs fight for $$$$ (b) I am untrained. Simply insane.

Therefore, those who responded with attacks on me must have other issues. What those issues are can probably be surmised. Perhaps they see the thread as a reproach upon themselves. Whatever it is, it is clearly not rational and the people who think that way aren’t either.

Headhunter

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Another delusional thread brought to you by the resident loon, Headhunter.

Ah yes, safe in New Jersey… work in the Garden Center, hide out in back and burn one down once in a while, maybe try to hit the skank who works the cash register…yep, life is good for the not-so-fighting Irish.

Headhunter
[/quote]

First of all, I don’t know where you got the idea that I “burn one down”, but I don’t smoke pot. This is the second or third time I’ve heard this from you, and its completely baseless.

Secondly, there have always been wars, and calls for troops; the Army did not say, “Don’t elist, we’re cool” when you were young. What battlefields have you bled on? Were you in Vietnam? Or Bosnia? Or the Gulf War I? Somalia?

Anywhere? Have you even been to Gettysburg?

Where were you when you were a youngster? Methinks not in hot rainforests or arid deserts, hunkered over your M-16.

You, my friend, are the definition of a chickenhawk.

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[quote]futuredave wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
I send stuff to soldiers over there and it breaks my heart that I can’t be in the front lines, because of my age (51).

You dumb fucking cunt:

How often are you going to post this same rah-rah thread and cry about how you can’t fight in a manly manly war?

http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=703503&pageNo=0

I see you are “sending” things to people over there. Awwww. I hope you don’t throw your back out going to the post office, or get a blister on your tongue licking stamps.

How about this, you fucking douchebag? If you love war so much, how about following up with the Disabled American Vets, like you promised last time you posted this gung-ho bullshit.

Here’s what I wrote last time:

[i]Here’s a webpage from the Disabled American Veterans association, seeking volunteers to help older veterans and those returning from Iraq. Along with the opening paragraphs from the webpage that talk about how many of them have lost the travel benefits that used to allow them to travel back and forth to the hospitals for physical therapy.

So stop whining and start helping. [/i]

http://www.dav.org/...ortunities.html

[i][b]"Thousands of disabled vets face real needs that government programs can’t meet. Responding are volunteers from the DAV and its Auxiliary - joined by growing numbers of other Americans.

Travel benefit cuts left many vets with no way to get to Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) medical facilities for needed treatment. They’re men and women who answered our country’s call in times of war. Many lost limbs, sight, hearing, or good health.

They may live a great distance from a VA hospital, and because so many exist on small fixed incomes, they find that the cost of transportation to a VA hospital is just too high. They’re left with two choices. They could go without the treatment they need, or skimp on food or other necessities to pay for transportation.

Vets disabled in our nation’s service should never face such dire options. So DAV and Auxiliary volunteers responded, driving vets to and from VA hospitals and clinics. Other grateful Americans are helping too. It’s all part of the DAV Transportation Network, administered by DAV Hospital Service Coordinators (HSCs) at the VA’s 172 medical centers. The DAV has also donated vans, where needed, to make the program work."[/i][/b]

Here’s what you wrote:

Headhunter wrote:
I am following up on working with disabled vets, getting them in for their treatment and so forth. Who else who answered this thread is doing likewise?

Yet, apparently, you are a fucking hypocritical douche who hasn’t followed up, but still feels the need to get out his pom poms and lecture others about how they should be out dying in a war you know fuck-all about.

Kindly go fuck yourself, you self-congratulatory armchair asswipe.[/quote]

I did follow up on that. I work through the AMVETS. Sorry not to keep you updated, Mr. Bucket-o-jizz. Whose the douchebag now, Jizz Bucket?

Now pull out your anal plug, stick it in your mouth, and go to night-night, like a good little boy.

Headhunter

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[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
You, my friend, are the definition of a chickenhawk.[/quote]

Well, first of all, we are not friends in any sense of the word. Secondly, asthma (mild but there) kept me out; I still get two shots every 2 weeks, even at 51. It sucks, but there it is.
I’ve always had it.

So, go ahead and ridicule. Join the likes of sub-human FutureDave. When the country falls apart, you can pretend to be Jack London riding to the rescue on a banner of Socialism.

HH

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[quote]Cockhunter wrote:
Rah rah rah. I get off on other people dying. It makes me feel manly. Oh, how much ass I would kick if I weren’t some senile old sophmoric fart who doesn’t understand the first thing about war.

Excuse me, while I get back to representing every dumbass narrow-minded jingoistic thing that’s wrong with this country.

Cockhunter

[/quote]

Whatever, you douche. Even for those who supported the war, your attitude is childish and offensive.

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[quote]Cockhunter wrote:
Secondly, asthma (mild but there) kept me out; [/quote]

Priceless.

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
You, my friend, are the definition of a chickenhawk.

Well, first of all, we are not friends in any sense of the word. Secondly, asthma (mild but there) kept me out; I still get two shots every 2 weeks, even at 51. It sucks, but there it is.
I’ve always had it.

So, go ahead and ridicule. Join the likes of sub-human FutureDave. When the country falls apart, you can pretend to be Jack London riding to the rescue on a banner of Socialism.

HH[/quote]

LOL. Well, there you have it.

Yes, us lucky youngsters, fighting the wars that your generation has started…ooh, I think I feel my chest tightening a bit…

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Secondly, asthma (mild but there) kept me out; I still get two shots every 2 weeks, even at 51. It sucks, but there it is.
I’ve always had it.[/quote]

So you can weight train and kickbox, but you can’t run while holding a rifle?

Well, jee-wheeze Louise, ain’t that an odd disease?

People keep forgetting that three years ago, Saddam had rolled up his tanks at your borders and was ready to invade. With the powerful Iraqi navy blockading your ports and it’s world-class airforce interdicting your skies.

It’s a good thing you went in before he could launch his large ICBM armada at America; we really came this close to being wiped off the map by superpower Iraq.

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Is that an exemple of the so-called “pussyfication of America”?

Ernesto Che guevarra suffered from asthma…

[quote]In this upper-class family with leftist leanings, Guevara became known for his dynamic personality and radical perspective even as a boy. Though suffering from the crippling bouts of asthma that were to afflict him throughout his life, he excelled as an athlete. He was an avid rugby union player despite his handicap and earned himself the nickname “Fuser” ??? a contraction of “El Furibundo” (English: raging) and his mother’s surname, “Serna” ??? for his aggressive style of play.
[/quote]

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=9221167&dopt=Abstract

www.algebra.com/algebra/about/history/Ernesto_che_guevarra.wikipedia

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[quote]Franck wrote:
Ernesto Che guevarra suffered from asthma…[/quote]

On the bright side, our kids won’t be wearing Headhunter T-Shirts anytime soon.

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
You, my friend, are the definition of a chickenhawk.

Well, first of all, we are not friends in any sense of the word. Secondly, asthma (mild but there) kept me out; I still get two shots every 2 weeks, even at 51. It sucks, but there it is.
I’ve always had it.

So, go ahead and ridicule. Join the likes of sub-human FutureDave. When the country falls apart, you can pretend to be Jack London riding to the rescue on a banner of Socialism.

HH[/quote]

WAAAAAAAAAH! I have shortness of breath, so i can’t defend my country, WAAAHHHHHH!

But, I can tell everyone else to go to some stinking sandbox hellzone and die!

WAAAAAAAAAAH!

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[quote]futuredave wrote:
Cockhunter wrote:
Rah rah rah. I get off on other people dying. It makes me feel manly. Oh, how much ass I would kick if I weren’t some senile old sophmoric fart who doesn’t understand the first thing about war.

Excuse me, while I get back to representing every dumbass narrow-minded jingoistic thing that’s wrong with this country.

Cockhunter

Whatever, you douche. Even for those who supported the war, your attitude is childish and offensive. [/quote]

You are one pile of shit. You’ve made ignorant allegations using language that is beyond offensive (Do you kiss your mommy with that mouth?) and now post this? Go back to the porn sites (gay?) and your tissue box, jizz bucket.

Headhunter

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[quote]futuredave wrote:
Cockhunter wrote:
Secondly, asthma (mild but there) kept me out;

Priceless.[/quote]

Dave is a man’s name. What’re you doing with it? Oh I see…you’re planning your future with Dave.

What an ignorant pile of wasted humanity you are, jizz bucket.

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[quote]pookie wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Secondly, asthma (mild but there) kept me out; I still get two shots every 2 weeks, even at 51. It sucks, but there it is.
I’ve always had it.

So you can weight train and kickbox, but you can’t run while holding a rifle?

[/quote]

Its THEIR RULES, asshole. I’d bet the Canadian military branches have the same thing, not that an obvious coward like yourself would even go near a recuitment center.

Headhunter

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[quote]pookie wrote:
Franck wrote:
Ernesto Che guevarra suffered from asthma…

On the bright side, our kids won’t be wearing Headhunter T-Shirts anytime soon.

[/quote]

You can put his picture on your DILFDO! (Look it up, twat). You can moan in pleasure while using it on yourself.

Headhunter

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[quote]harris447 wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
You, my friend, are the definition of a chickenhawk.

Well, first of all, we are not friends in any sense of the word. Secondly, asthma (mild but there) kept me out; I still get two shots every 2 weeks, even at 51. It sucks, but there it is.
I’ve always had it.

So, go ahead and ridicule. Join the likes of sub-human FutureDave. When the country falls apart, you can pretend to be Jack London riding to the rescue on a banner of Socialism.

HH

WAAAAAAAAAH! I have shortness of breath, so i can’t defend my country, WAAAHHHHHH!

But, I can tell everyone else to go to some stinking sandbox hellzone and die!

WAAAAAAAAAAH!
[/quote]

I didn’t make the rules (won’t take asthmatics), Harris. I wanted to go. Are you so fucking stupid that you don’t get that yet? Something about NJ must make many of the people there drooling idiots.

Enjoy Patterson.

HH

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You can’t join the service if you have asthma.

http://darwin.nap.edu/books/0309100798/html/3.html

Satisfied?

HH

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
You can’t join the service if you have asthma.

http://darwin.nap.edu/books/0309100798/html/3.html

Satisfied?

HH[/quote]

You are a big pu$$y.

ROTFLMFAO!!!

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[quote]Marmadogg wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
You can’t join the service if you have asthma.

http://darwin.nap.edu/books/0309100798/html/3.html

Satisfied?

HH

You are a big pu$$y.

ROTFLMFAO!!![/quote]

Why? Because of someone else’s rules? Your going back to Mama Dog, as of now.

HH

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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Its THEIR RULES, asshole. I’d bet the Canadian military branches have the same thing, not that an obvious coward like yourself would even go near a recuitment center.[/quote]

Keep your eye on the ball, we’ve established long ago that the military was out. We’re talking about mercs here. Do all merc outfits follow the same rules as the army? I don’t think so.