[quote]wee man wrote:
You know you’re huge when you can’t see your dick over your pecs…
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Can human pecs grow 14 inches?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
wee man wrote:
You know you’re huge when you can’t see your dick over your pecs…
Can human pecs grow 14 inches?[/quote]
I see what you did there…brilliant
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Can human pecs grow 14 inches?[/quote]
Just because you measured your prick 7 times, doesn’t make it 14 inches dude. lol
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
Can human pecs grow 14 inches?
Just because you measured your prick 7 times, doesn’t make it 14 inches dude. lol[/quote]
Zing!
Just use what I use: the metric scale!
8======D = 8.5CM
you scare small children simply by holding out your arms to give them a hug
seatbelts are uncomfortable
you pick the biggest cheerleader to be your partner in a football homecoming skit even though all 20 wanted you to choose them
you bump things accidentally because the route you took wasnt at the right angle
when home on visits your mom knows to buy foods you will actually eat
people think youre constantly trying to get bigger just because you drink protein shakes
people look regardless of what lift you are doing, especially deep squats
you go to third world countries and feel like a freak of nature because everyone weighs under 150 lbs, i.e. Nepal
you somewhat turn to the side when talking to people so they wont feel intimidated
before getting in a car you automatically move the seat back as far as possible
you avoid walking through large crowds so you dont have bump people
you ask the airline stewardess for double of whatever she is serving
you dont even try to walk down a airplane aisle without turning to the side, and when sitting in the aisle seat you keep your elbow stiff so when some jackass doesnt turn to the side they get frogged in the quad
your calves and hamstrings always feel tight
you try not to fall asleep on a couch lest your back be stiff
people do not like giving you a high five
you know your huge when you get a thread asking you how you train
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
porkpie wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
porkpie wrote:
You know you’re huge when you come onto T-Nation and find that for every single question on the forum, you can hand on heart respond with ‘just eat more, train harder dude’
Oh, fucking blow me porkass…
Do you do anything other than log in under your multiple screen names and bitch and moan about this web site?
STFU and GTFO if you don’t like it here.
Wow, what an incredibly angry young man.
Are you trying the whole attitude thing, to try and display your immense testosterone levels, or are you just naturally an ignorant bellend ?
It was meant as a joke, like most of the other posts here, so please try and remove your head from your anus and smile!
Cheers
Now is the time where you sign into one of your other names and agree with yourself.
And stop PM’ing me. Your pattern is obvious. You are not very good at this whole “undercover” thing there slappy.[/quote]
You are SO right, Porkpie!!! (snicker)
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Rek wrote:
GrayCrane wrote:
You know when you’re huge when you look in a mirror and you are huge.
You know when you’re huge when you look in a mirror and you can only see 1/4 of your body.
Either that or you have a small ass mirror[/quote]
Exactly what I was thinking when i read that… (straining real hard not to make a “great minds” quip)
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
You are SO right, Porkpie!!! (snicker)
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Oh yes, as if I don’t act like enough of a douchebag under my original screen name, I need to log into another to act like an asshole.
Jesus, your powers of observation fucking suck, there Detective ShortJohnson.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
WRPL wrote:
all you have done is try and make me seem more like an asshole.
You are making it quite easy for me actually. Thanks!
May I remind you we are in the “get a life” forum, and the fact that you have taken my post so seriously to the point where you feel accusing me of lying about my own PRs is rather pathetic.
May I remind you, you called someone else a pussy because of the amount of weight they can lift. You are a douche bag for doing so. I’m not accusing you of lying, I am stating fact. Most people that have a 2x BW anything, won’t be calling other people making progress a pussy. So by simple logic, you don’t have a 2x BW pull.
Just think, 2 or 3 more posts and you will just eat your words, stop being a douche and it will be over… But keep trying to spin your posts… This is fun.
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You’re confusing getting stronger with growing some character. You don’t magically stop being a dick when you break a 2x BW pull (though that would be interesting).
You know ur huge when you get applause for doing 5 body weight pullups…and you weight 300lbs
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
postholedigger wrote:
You are SO right, Porkpie!!! (snicker)
Oh yes, as if I don’t act like enough of a douchebag under my original screen name, I need to log into another to act like an asshole.
Jesus, your powers of observation fucking suck, there Detective ShortJohnson.
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Dude! What the heck?!! Don’t get mad at ME. I was just making your call out of Porkpie (that it was time for him to sign in under another name) come true (jokingly). YOU were the one arguing with Porkpie…why would I come to the conclusion that you’re arguing with yourself? It was a joke. No need for profanity or name calling.
[quote]postholedigger wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
postholedigger wrote:
You are SO right, Porkpie!!! (snicker)
Oh yes, as if I don’t act like enough of a douchebag under my original screen name, I need to log into another to act like an asshole.
Jesus, your powers of observation fucking suck, there Detective ShortJohnson.
Dude! What the heck?!! Don’t get mad at ME. I was just making your call out of Porkpie (that it was time for him to sign in under another name) come true (jokingly). YOU were the one arguing with Porkpie…why would I come to the conclusion that you’re arguing with yourself? It was a joke. No need for profanity or name calling.
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if u cant take the heat get out the kitchen…lol
u know ur huge when when u take shits the size of bono (who watches south park?)
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
u know ur huge when when u take shits the size of bono (who watches south park?)[/quote]
You’re still here?
Fuck.
You can’t catch your breath during an arm workout.
haha, you know you’re huge when you enter a gym and a little skinny guy stares at you while deadlifting, then inmediatly he tries to add 40kg to his DL working sets.
(yeah it happened)
[quote]D-Nasty wrote:
you know you’re huge when you lift a barbell it’s bending[/quote]
Hi. Definitely not huge. But after I impressed myself with my own squat pr’s yesterday, the guy who stepped in the rack looked at the barbell. It’s a lil bent, but it’s been that way. I like the way it fits my shoulders.
I casually mentioned, “Oh hey, I bent that for ya.”
the wide eyed, dear in the headlights look was priceless!
you know you’re huge when you lose 20 lbs and you are still huge
you know you’re huge when you lose 20 lbs and you are still huge
You know your huge when you train and you say LIGHT WEIGHT! or YEAAAAAH BABY!