You Know You're Cool When

[quote]kalv wrote:
Trying again[/quote]

Holy shit … he has a ducktales poster on his wall … is that … me?

[quote]Christine wrote:
What does Ronald Reagan have to do with Ricky Martin?

On a coolness scale I’d have to go with Reagan. Anyone whose name ends in a ‘y’ is a pussy by default.[/quote]

What if the “y” is silent?

As in Ray…or Gay.

Johnny Cash’s name ends in Y, and he wasn’t gay. Far from it.

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
dennis3k wrote:
strangec wrote:
strangec wrote:
Maybe their trying out for Menudo.

Sweet monther of Fuck
are they Trying to turn those kids gay?

Well, pretty sure one of those kids is Ricky Martin, so what does that tell you?

RSGZ wrote:
I love ricky martin! I spank it to him all the time! I especially love spanking it while listening to Livin La Vida Loca.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Johnny Cash’s name ends in Y, and he wasn’t gay. Far from it. [/quote]

Well, he was played by Joaquin Phoenix, and Joaquin has turned crazy; therefore, Johnny Cash is a pussy.

[quote]Christine wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Johnny Cash’s name ends in Y, and he wasn’t gay. Far from it.

Well, he was played by Joaquin Phoenix, and Joaquin has turned crazy; therefore, Johnny Cash is a pussy.[/quote]

Rumor is the crazy is an act for a mockumentary.

And my name ends in y. Fuckers.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Christine wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Johnny Cash’s name ends in Y, and he wasn’t gay. Far from it.

Well, he was played by Joaquin Phoenix, and Joaquin has turned crazy; therefore, Johnny Cash is a pussy.

Rumor is the crazy is an act for a mockumentary.[/quote]

I hope so for Joaquin’s sake. If it is an act, he really is a great actor!

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And my name ends in y. Fuckers.[/quote]

Yeah, I figured you for one of those y ending mofos.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Christine wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Johnny Cash’s name ends in Y, and he wasn’t gay. Far from it.

Well, he was played by Joaquin Phoenix, and Joaquin has turned crazy; therefore, Johnny Cash is a pussy.

Rumor is the crazy is an act for a mockumentary.

And my name ends in y. Fuckers.[/quote]

That would explain why Casey Affleck was following him around with a camera during his latest drunken attempt at rapping.

Just want to point out what letter Casey ends in.

[quote]football061 wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
dennis3k wrote:
strangec wrote:
strangec wrote:
Maybe their trying out for Menudo.

Sweet monther of Fuck
are they Trying to turn those kids gay?

Well, pretty sure one of those kids is Ricky Martin, so what does that tell you?

RSGZ wrote:
I love ricky martin! I spank it to him all the time! I especially love spanking it while listening to Livin La Vida Loca.

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Hit the nail on the head.

In fact, I’m doing it right now.

[quote]Split wrote:
you’ll never be this cool.[/quote]

I’m not sure which is more disturbing, the 4 collars or the slightly demonic, social psychopath expression.
Just before the pic was taken i can imagine he whispered into her ear
“i love you. Leave me & i will eat you alive”

[quote]RSGZ wrote:
football061 wrote:
RSGZ wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
dennis3k wrote:
strangec wrote:
strangec wrote:
Maybe their trying out for Menudo.

Sweet monther of Fuck
are they Trying to turn those kids gay?

Well, pretty sure one of those kids is Ricky Martin, so what does that tell you?

RSGZ wrote:
I love ricky martin! I spank it to him all the time! I especially love spanking it while listening to Livin La Vida Loca.

Hit the nail on the head.

In fact, I’m doing it right now.[/quote]

And for this post alone, I shall not read any other part of this thread. Ever. I get enough nightmares as it is.