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[quote]stockzy wrote:
I had an extremely sore ball for about a week before i went to the doc. I was convinced prior to the appointment my number was up. Testicle cancer here we come etc. And yes it’s VERY uncomfortable having a grown man handle the boys. He couldn’t conclude anything so he sent me to get a ultrasound.

In the ultrasound the nurse comes in and says do you mind if blah blah here sits in, she’s in training. I was like “sure” So these two ladies covered my balls in a type of lube and basically rubbed them for 30 mins while discussing them on the screen. Weird good weird considering the situation…

Any way tuned out to be nothing. Strained a nerve from all the full snatches i was doing. Stopped snatching. Pain went away…

Haven’t had two on the nutsack since… :frowning:
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Were the nurse hot? I totally would have gotten some petrified wood if they were hot lol.

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[quote]Genocide_General wrote:

[quote]stockzy wrote:
I had an extremely sore ball for about a week before i went to the doc. I was convinced prior to the appointment my number was up. Testicle cancer here we come etc. And yes it’s VERY uncomfortable having a grown man handle the boys. He couldn’t conclude anything so he sent me to get a ultrasound.

In the ultrasound the nurse comes in and says do you mind if blah blah here sits in, she’s in training. I was like “sure” So these two ladies covered my balls in a type of lube and basically rubbed them for 30 mins while discussing them on the screen. Weird good weird considering the situation…

Any way tuned out to be nothing. Strained a nerve from all the full snatches i was doing. Stopped snatching. Pain went away…

Haven’t had two on the nutsack since… :frowning:
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Were the nurse hot? I totally would have gotten some petrified wood if they were hot lol.[/quote]

Yeah, imagine if he came.

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[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:

[quote]Genocide_General wrote:

[quote]stockzy wrote:
I had an extremely sore ball for about a week before i went to the doc. I was convinced prior to the appointment my number was up. Testicle cancer here we come etc. And yes it’s VERY uncomfortable having a grown man handle the boys. He couldn’t conclude anything so he sent me to get a ultrasound.

In the ultrasound the nurse comes in and says do you mind if blah blah here sits in, she’s in training. I was like “sure” So these two ladies covered my balls in a type of lube and basically rubbed them for 30 mins while discussing them on the screen. Weird good weird considering the situation…

Any way tuned out to be nothing. Strained a nerve from all the full snatches i was doing. Stopped snatching. Pain went away…

Haven’t had two on the nutsack since… :frowning:
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Were the nurse hot? I totally would have gotten some petrified wood if they were hot lol.[/quote]

Yeah, imagine if he came.[/quote]

5’s and 6’s…

I went from having a 50 year old indian bloke juggle my plums to two nurses rubbing them so i was a bit all over the shop.

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[quote]Caged wrote:
Keep an eye on your test levels. Varicoceles are a common cause of hormonal issues. Can lead to fertility issues as well. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but a varicocele definitely beats the hell out of the alternative.[/quote]

I’m not sure of the exact term for what he has, but a buddy of mine told me he is most likely infertile because of vericose veins in his sack. Hopefully you do not have the exact same issue as him OP. However, given the circumstances it could be worse and I’m glad you’re cancer free. Hopefully this doesn’t put a damper on your excitement. Maybe go to a fertility clinic to see if there are any side effects? (maybe there will be another inquisitive nurse?)

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[quote]MementoMori wrote:

[quote]Caged wrote:
Keep an eye on your test levels. Varicoceles are a common cause of hormonal issues. Can lead to fertility issues as well. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but a varicocele definitely beats the hell out of the alternative.[/quote]

I’m not sure of the exact term for what he has, but a buddy of mine told me he is most likely infertile because of vericose veins in his sack. Hopefully you do not have the exact same issue as him OP. However, given the circumstances it could be worse and I’m glad you’re cancer free. Hopefully this doesn’t put a damper on your excitement. Maybe go to a fertility clinic to see if there are any side effects? (maybe there will be another inquisitive nurse?)[/quote]

This.

I dont know if its the same in the US, but in the UK if you have this condition its possible to get your sperm frozen incase you want another child - you know, if the worst ever came to the worse and the mrs wants another baby. Just something to consider.

Glad everything wasnt super-serious.

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Yeah so here’s what’s up…

I have an appointment with the urologist next week on wednesday to see if anything needs to be done about it in case of infertility or the possibility of it causing cancer.

I’m not really too worried.

Plus I may get a day off from work so that’s pretty exciting haha.

Oh and Gettnitdone, too answer your question I’m hung like a baby…a baby elephant! ZING!

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When I was 20, I went for a physical and for some reason I didn’t think they were going to check for a hernia.

Well, the doctor came in and was a VERY attractive brunette. After going through the usual tests, she asks me to drop my pants. I said, “WHY?” She says, “I have to check you for a hernia…it’s standard precedure. It will only take a second…”

So, I drop trough, and look straight ahead, then tell her, “It’s REALLY cold in here…”

I guess you had to be there.

OP, that’s awesome news and I’m really glad that it wasn’t serious.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
When I was 20, I went for a physical and for some reason I didn’t think they were going to check for a hernia.

Well, the doctor came in and was a VERY attractive brunette. After going through the usual tests, she asks me to drop my pants. I said, “WHY?” She says, “I have to check you for a hernia…it’s standard precedure. It will only take a second…”

So, I drop trough, and look straight ahead, then tell her, “It’s REALLY cold in here…”

I guess you had to be there.

OP, that’s awesome news and I’m really glad that it wasn’t serious.[/quote]

Maybe you had low test. If a hot brunette walked into the examining room when I was 20, I’d get an immediate chubby. lol What can I say, I have an active imagination.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
When I was 20, I went for a physical and for some reason I didn’t think they were going to check for a hernia.

Well, the doctor came in and was a VERY attractive brunette. After going through the usual tests, she asks me to drop my pants. I said, “WHY?” She says, “I have to check you for a hernia…it’s standard precedure. It will only take a second…”

So, I drop trough, and look straight ahead, then tell her, “It’s REALLY cold in here…”

I guess you had to be there.

OP, that’s awesome news and I’m really glad that it wasn’t serious.[/quote]

I HATE being checked for susceptibility to Hernia. No amount of cold showers or steel wool were able to scrub out the unclean feeling. Gad that was awful.

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[quote]MementoMori wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
When I was 20, I went for a physical and for some reason I didn’t think they were going to check for a hernia.

Well, the doctor came in and was a VERY attractive brunette. After going through the usual tests, she asks me to drop my pants. I said, “WHY?” She says, “I have to check you for a hernia…it’s standard precedure. It will only take a second…”

So, I drop trough, and look straight ahead, then tell her, “It’s REALLY cold in here…”

I guess you had to be there.

OP, that’s awesome news and I’m really glad that it wasn’t serious.[/quote]

I HATE being checked for susceptibility to Hernia. No amount of cold showers or steel wool were able to scrub out the unclean feeling. Gad that was awful.
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I think we’ve all been checked for a hernia multiple times. I never found it to be that big of a deal. Maybe the doc was doing something he shouldn’t have been doing and told you he was checking for a hernia?

Doc: I just need you to bend over for a minute or two.
Mori: Uh, ok. Why?
Doc: I just need to check for hernia.
Mori: isn’t that just a turn your head and cough thing?
Doc: Uh, well normally, but there is this…uh…new kind of hernia that is way up in the uh, rectum.
Mori: I’ve not heard of this, but if you say soooooooooooOOOOOOOO!!!

DB

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[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
Just got back and here’s the skinny…

It’s a varacous(sp) hydrocele which I guess is basically a vain with excessive amounts of blood pumping through it. He said it’s nothing to really worry about and I should be fine…It may grow larger in a few years and I’ll need to get it drained.

He said I had good observation skills though at most people wouldn’t notice a lump like that, but it indeed is a lump and he’s glad I came in.

Funny side note: When he checked, I laughed uncontrollably because how uncomfortable I am with dudes touching my junk…

All the nurses heard. [/quote]

I guess frequently fondling your junk has some benefit (whew). LOL. Good to hear you’re going to be fine and you received some good news.

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[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:

[quote]MementoMori wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
When I was 20, I went for a physical and for some reason I didn’t think they were going to check for a hernia.

Well, the doctor came in and was a VERY attractive brunette. After going through the usual tests, she asks me to drop my pants. I said, “WHY?” She says, “I have to check you for a hernia…it’s standard precedure. It will only take a second…”

So, I drop trough, and look straight ahead, then tell her, “It’s REALLY cold in here…”

I guess you had to be there.

OP, that’s awesome news and I’m really glad that it wasn’t serious.[/quote]

I HATE being checked for susceptibility to Hernia. No amount of cold showers or steel wool were able to scrub out the unclean feeling. Gad that was awful.
[/quote]

I think we’ve all been checked for a hernia multiple times. I never found it to be that big of a deal. Maybe the doc was doing something he shouldn’t have been doing and told you he was checking for a hernia?

Doc: I just need you to bend over for a minute or two.
Mori: Uh, ok. Why?
Doc: I just need to check for hernia.
Mori: isn’t that just a turn your head and cough thing?
Doc: Uh, well normally, but there is this…uh…new kind of hernia that is way up in the uh, rectum.
Mori: I’ve not heard of this, but if you say soooooooooooOOOOOOOO!!!

DB[/quote]

and always be suspicious if he uses more than one finger to check your prostrate…and he spits on his fingers instead of using lube LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:

[quote]MementoMori wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
When I was 20, I went for a physical and for some reason I didn’t think they were going to check for a hernia.

Well, the doctor came in and was a VERY attractive brunette. After going through the usual tests, she asks me to drop my pants. I said, “WHY?” She says, “I have to check you for a hernia…it’s standard precedure. It will only take a second…”

So, I drop trough, and look straight ahead, then tell her, “It’s REALLY cold in here…”

I guess you had to be there.

OP, that’s awesome news and I’m really glad that it wasn’t serious.[/quote]

I HATE being checked for susceptibility to Hernia. No amount of cold showers or steel wool were able to scrub out the unclean feeling. Gad that was awful.
[/quote]

I think we’ve all been checked for a hernia multiple times. I never found it to be that big of a deal. Maybe the doc was doing something he shouldn’t have been doing and told you he was checking for a hernia?

Doc: I just need you to bend over for a minute or two.
Mori: Uh, ok. Why?
Doc: I just need to check for hernia.
Mori: isn’t that just a turn your head and cough thing?
Doc: Uh, well normally, but there is this…uh…new kind of hernia that is way up in the uh, rectum.
Mori: I’ve not heard of this, but if you say soooooooooooOOOOOOOO!!!

DB[/quote]

and always be suspicious if he uses more than one finger to check your prostrate…and he spits on his fingers instead of using lube LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Hahaha. I said susceptibility to hernia, not just hernia. Ie checking the abdominal ring. Ie putting the finger UP into where sack meets torso THEN turning and coughing. Thank you for making me relive this.

Also hope this is not along the same lines of only MY doctor.