What the hell has this thread turned into?
Just figured I’d say this. Sad that I finally subscribe to do.
Brother has got a snake, and while it isn’t a big killer like a python or anything, it still got an interesting story behind it. See the thing is, he won’t feed it live mice simply because of what the breeder told him. See, every now and then one of those little mice, fighting for its life from the jaws of a snake, manages to not only break free, but to kill the snake. Now that’s hardcore.
Wow. You were a half-descent troll until you started this JeffK style all caps nonsense and took it way way too far.
Not only do you have social issues, you’re a complete moron too!
P.S. For future reference, if you want to appear “hardcore”, throwing around UR MAX BENCH!!! isn’t the way to go about it.
That’s not what your mom said!
I don’t normally post much around here because:
A. There are so many people that are so much more knowledgeable than me…
B. I weigh under 200 lbs so and can’t bench an SUV so I obviously am not qualified to comment…
However, I haven’t had this much fun reading anything since I got my divorce papers! Plus I’ve been laughing so hard, I’ve gotten a very good ab workout today. Thanks everyone.
I’ll go back to lurking now…
Ok, time to jump into this moronic thread. Wolverines, all 60 or so pounds of them, have been known to attack and drive off: Wolves, Mountain Lins, and…BEARS. Guess the bigger, stronger ones don’t always win, do they? Afterall, you’re bigger (and bench waaaaay more, I am sure) than Tito Ortiz or Frank Shamrock…
I love guys that post their numbers with no pictures to back it up. This guy is clearly all talk. Someone who weighs 275lbs at 5’8" is obviously not going to be extremely agile or quick.
This guy is all talk, everyone needs to stop fueling this assgoblin’s fire.
A couple things to say:
What ever happened to intelligent conversation? You don’t agree with Conan? Great! There’s no need to drop to his level and flame back with childish (and often poor) insults. Most of you just sound ridiculous and aren’t getting your point across very well. You think you have more “character” than Conan. Show it. (Some of you have; I’m referring to only a few of you).
And Karma…I’m sure I’m not the only one who doesn’t want crap like that on this board. I’m no prude, but if I wanted to read about that kind of stuff, I would’ve gone to a porno site instead of a bodybuilding one. (I understand the point you were trying to make, I just don’t think it was appropriate the way you did it).
You know what I think what hardcore is? Not giving a shit what other people think about you.
Man oh man…I have NEVER been so entertained by a thread in my life!..muhahahaha! Speaking of which, Diesel you won the battle my friend. Great job in representing us “TRUE” t-men and vixens.
Who in the hell talks in the third person besides Rickey Henderson??
The shit just hit the fan again compliments of AceUpMySleeve.
Bob Dole, Clubba Lang…
Just to name a couple…
ANACEUPMYSLEEVE: Consider this massive demonstration of replies as the immune system of the T-Forums. When threads as sub-par, this collective immune system takes out the trash. This T-collective has standards! Excellent.
(Almost reminds me the soapbar-in-the-sock beating in Full Metal Jacket.)
diesel, give some credit to the hippos man, one of the most feared predators of the wild! 1200 lb, can run 32 mph, has razor tusks, and 3 inch skin.
in other news, umm, this thread is fantastic.
that is all
andy
I agree, Big Conan’s right. I after all am 5’7" 468 lbs with 1.9% bodyfat. I bench 975, squat 1200 for reps, clean 800, dead 1100, curl 400 and eat 13000 calories a day. I also invented electricity, fractions, portugese, the money shot, and ATMs. The rest of you guys all suck.
This thread is hilarious. A 585 bench press? what meet did you do it in? And i feel as if most bodybuilders arent “hardcore”. So I guess you arent hardcore enough for me. This is so funny. Just like charles poliquin once said, “Everybody on the internet is 5’10 and stacked to cleveland.”
irondoc, the “money shot” line was great.
Bench Ricer: An individual who describes their vehicle supposedly capable of phenomenal accomplishments (usually quarter miles in less than 10 seconds and HP numbers greater than 1000) without the aid of pictures and or list of modifications.
Note: When modifications are listed, people who’ve truley modified their vehicles to achieve amazing numbers see through the mental illness of the Bench Ricer’s incomplete or idiotic list of modifications. <img src=“http://www.supraforums.com/images/smilies/gay.gif”
Maybe there’s a direct correlation here?
Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you are still retarded.
Recap-
The Clubba Lang reference made me fall out of my seat laughing.
The money shot reference was a close second.
And finally, I have diesal up by five rounds at this point.
This is a fun thread.
WOMPA1: Come on Wompa! Arguing (getting competitive) is one of the few ways to truly know someone, including, but not limited to, getting them drunk and lending them money. It has its value.
=0D (Ah, f*ck it, the dog has a far better smile than this smiley! Ehehehe)