You Dropped a Bomb on Me, Baby...

KP,

I had a horrible pain shoot through my stomach to my groin area (on the left side) I woke up today with a big ass bruise on my belly but a lot less pain so I think the tweak I had was not as bad as I originally thought.

As I am an idiot I assumed that I had an Inguinal Hernia (because I am a part time doctor as well as a part time hypochondriac), I was kidding around a bit, which is where the testicle comment came in, however this morning I figure I just pulled a stomach muscle which, while uncomfortable, is much more tolerable.

Regarding unilateral work, I hope to work some more into my day above and beyond things like curls and KB presses, I’m just way to scared, and unsteady, to incorporate it into free weight leg movements.

Atlas stones showing up on the same day our testicle disappears is suspicious…

I’ve always wondered how I would like to weigh over 300 lbs. I’m only 5 feet 8 inches tall so I’d be pretty wide. On the other hand I once got my weight up to about 240 and i couldn’t stand it. I was pretty big but uncomfortable so I may keep it below 230 unless I am able to slap on more than 20 or 30 pounds of muscle and that just doesn’t seem like it’s going to happen so it’s just strength building for me.

Corm,

Clearly the stones is a coincidence, but I will look into it.

GV,

Weighing over 300 lbs is no day at the beach, I’m already there so I don’t see any reason not to use it to my advantage.

Today

Bench- W/ups- 325x5, 365x3, 405x2 (pauses) 425x3 touch’n’go PR

BBell Rows- 225x8, 245x6, 265x5

OHP- barx8, 95x8, 115x5, 155x5, 185x3, skipped last set

Pulldowns- weight x6x4x3

Pushdowns- weight x8x8x8

DBell Curls- 65’s x8, 75’s x6

Another nice bench day, don’t know what to make of it all yet.

You can judge a good commercial gym by the number of testicles laying around on the floor. I’ve only found two gyms like that in Texas. None in California…

I have the same tweak in the lower abdomen going on from squats last week. My personal professional medical diagnosis is a strained Psoas. I have a lot of trouble with those buggers. Still bothering me a little today so I took it easy on lifting.

Nice Benchies.

So we need a gym registry based off of number of testicles found on the floor. So is 2 average for Texas, or just the starter amount?

Congrats on the PR!

Oldman,

Thank you very much, I appreciate the compliment.

Today

Despite the fact that I just got my ass kicked squatting the other day, I have decided to soldier on today.

Squat- 135x5, 235x3, 325x2, 385x1, 465x1, 515x1, 405x2

Deads- 235x3, 325x2, 455x1

KB Swings 80 x15x15

I took it easy today but I still managed to work up a sweat so I consider it progress.

515 is taking it easy? I consider getting out of work at 5:15 taking it easy so we apparently share common beliefs!! Nice Squats

i like it bud! strong work

Great work. Massive weights.

OG, Confusion, Cormhona,

TY all for stopping in, I appreciate the support gentlemen.

Today

I believe next week will be an upper body deload, today was a bit of a stressor.

Bench-W/ups, 330x5, 370x3, 410x5 PR!

BBell Row- 235x5, 255x3, 275x2

Machine Rear Delts- Weight x8x8x8

Skipped everything else and went home, I was just so damn tired.

410 x 5, wow. Great work my friend.

That bench is looking like many lifters best squat nights.

You should write a humor column.

And it’s time to update your avi. Those kids are probably in college by now.

[quote]gorillavanilla wrote:
That bench is looking like many lifters best squat nights.[/quote]

Much better than my best squat night. I always feel weak after reading this log!

Jjack,
Thank you sir, I fear it may be an anomaly.

GV,
Thanks.

KP,
That’s very nice of you to say, thanks.

DBasler,

Somehow I doubt that, but thanks anyway.

Yesterday
I decided that this week should be all about the deload, so I used the “It’s Veterans Day” excuse to get out of household chores Monday, went to the gym and did a light upper-body workout, then skipped lower body on Tuesday and I feel like absolute shit, my joints are aching, I can’t sleep, I think I may need to do my legs today just so I can get some relief. It sucks when being lazy is painful (since lazy is my default state) so in a drastic change of situations I now have to work out to feel better. Balls.

Can’t sleep, sore all over, aching joints sounds like a common theme around these threads, know I’m in this vein too. It’s so fun being alive and hurting so nicely.

GV,

I believe it is called getting old, but I may be wrong.

Yesterday

After the week off I decided to ease back in so…

Bench- W/Ups- 325x5, 365x3, 405x1

BBell Rows- 235x6, 255x4, 275x3

Pulldowns- weight x6x4x3

OHP - 45x10, 70x10, 95x10, 120x10, 145x10

DBell Curls- 65’s x8, 75’s x8

Pushdowns, weight x8x8x8

Today

Squats- 155x5, 235x3, 335x2, 405x1, 475x1, 525x1

Deads- 275x3, 365x2, 455x1

KB Swings- 80 x15x15

Done.

I love it when easing in means lifts that start with a 4 and 5… KP is right this is a humor column…nice work Brian

Brian do you have to get the 145’s in position to do the OHP by yourself or is there someone there to lift them to you. I always found once I got above 100’s it took as much, if not more energy for me to get the dumbbells in position to press them as it did to actually do the set. Never got above 115’s and there is no way I could even have ever gotten 145’s into position to press them.