You don't???...ok take care.

He’s right. Zeb thank you for pointing out error of my ways. I feel enlightened now and you can feel that you “job” to better my life is complete. Thank you Zeb. Thank you OOOOOOHHHHH SOOOOO MUCH. Praise Zeb one and all for he is truly gods’s child. However you are free now Zeb for I am cured. So I owe it to you to say go on now. Go on and spread the light to the those who are in darkness and deliver them from the temptations of the flesh. I love you Zeb.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Two reasons for not receiving a call-back…

1.) Doesn’t give head.
2.) Doesn’t swallow.

If she doesn’t give head, she’s probably not good in bed.

A spitter is a quitter.

that is all

My ex used to say if a girl is going down there and doing all that work then she might as well swallow. Now that was a good girl, who couldnt keep her lips off my dick. ahhhhhhh, well she is done and its time for the next.

If I remember from previous posts wideguy is still in college. When I was in college 20 yrs ago (sigh) my life was pretty much centered around sex and looking for it.

Except for that tedious classroom bs…it was a fun 4 yrs.

To me that’s a sign of either selfishness or that a girl is not in touch with her sexuality. How boring would your sex life be with someone if they refused to go downtown? 69 is a beautiful thing, and so is road head. I couldn’t imagine going without either one.

“Why do I get the feeling that this nut balls life is basically shaped around his sexual exploits and not much else?”

Actually that’s most guys lives.

And a spitter is a quitter! ha

perharps zeb is a metero extremist? taking things to a new level? hmmmmmm

and i agree on the road head. you definetly need to swallow in that situation.lol

Eh, I can see where ZEB is coming from, but that’s because I’m a private man about sex lives. I don’t feel comfortable talking to another men about how my cock feels.

And to think, Zeb was starting to make me think I’m some sort of sex-crazed derelict. Oh wait…I am. Looks like I’m not alone though. BTW while I’m a HUUGE fan of a girls who like to “drink the dick” I’m even more partial to a nice money shot right in the grill. Only a few girls have been down for that though. Some real special ones (sigh).

you mean some guys think about other stuff than nailing girls through the bed?

You don’t???..ok take care.

Not a bad title at all. It resumes what most people think, but few dare to say openly anyway. Or what they wish but are stuck and cannot grow balls American Beauty style.

While some trade-offs can be possible in the sex stuff, you also have to acknowledge that too different appetites are doomed long term(someone`s eventually gonna cheat or do something stupid).

That being said, the thread title is a very good guideline for those who dont have a clue OR are just arent into too serious stuff.

Life is short and there comes a point where one has no time to lose hoping that frogs will turn into princes overnight and be better off just go getting it BANG the first time.

Now go get some! ;0)

Wow, there are women that don’t give head in this millenium? I’m glad it was you finding them and not me.

I never did like dating boring women and no head = dull as a brick. I mean that’s one third of the potential fun out of play right there, and chances are if she doesn’t give head there won’t be any back door action either. The next thing you know with a woman like that it’s missionary only on every third Saturday night, but no too late or after too much food. Fuck that. Let Wally the Accountant have those women.

I’m not sure what you’re saying there dannyboy. Does that mean I don’t have a clue :slight_smile:

Very well put Dan C and Steelyeyes.

WIDEGUY: I was under the impression that you were in the Life is short, why waste time camp. ;ppp

I’m in the “I think sex is a fantastic thing and enjoy it with beautiful women until I find one that makes me want to stop looking anymore” category.

me 2

The joke’s on you; that will never happen.

:smiley:

Ahh Dr. Douche-bag. There you are with a one of your typical negative comments. Perhaps I should model my life around your morals and sit around on internet forums while drunk ripping on people looking to better themselves. Since you seem so concerned with my life that you’re constantly telling me what I should do, take a look at my negative people thread. Now as I see it if you wanted to be a real pal you could do one of three things 1) stop being a negative nancy 2) keep your fingers up your asshole (where they usually are) and don’t remove them to type whatever dribble you have to share with me 3) Get nice and liquored up and wrap you car around a tree…btw don’t buckle up.

Thanks Pal,

Wideguy