OK, usually I’m loathe to post these since we all generally have the same type of people committing the same offenses to politeness in all our gyms…but I had to post these 2 from the last couple times I’ve been to the gym.
Yesterday I was a the gym, and all 4 benches were taken. This one couple was using a bench, which is fine…but they were taking like 10 minutes between sets. The reason?
Between sets this guy and the girl would go to the middle of where all the benches were, stand in everyone’s way, and he would show her hand to hand combat self defense moves. And not good ones. Like he’d have her try to punch him in slow motion and then in slow motion he’d deflect her hand away with a slow motion ‘karate chop’.
The fact that he had the David Spade “I can’t grow anything on my chin that doesn’t look like dirt but I’m not going to shave anyway” beard going just made me despise him more. So not only was he taking up a bench for 2 hours he was getting in everyone else’s way too.
Then today over by the cable cross, there was this guy with severe gyno and a belly like he was pregnant, no lie. His girlfriend was there with him.
Now ostensibly there’s nothing wrong with that…it’s what he was doing to her that was awkward. He’s sitting on a bench by the cable cross just kneading her ass. I don’t mean like he was patting it…I mean he was kneading it like he was making pizza dough. It was pretty unsettling…
Anyway I just had to share those two things