Yaaasss! Ya F'ing Dancer!!!!

OMG dude, shit gets old.
Obsessed, anyone?[quote]Big Aristotle wrote:
Jack your shoes don’t match

skinny jeans[/quote]

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Bambi wrote:
Course the league’s ours - the rossonieri scum (AC) are full of pensioners (a bit like chelsea) and Juventus nah. Actually sampadoria (sp?) aren’t doing too bad, neither are fiorentina - but we have eto and Mourinho! Long live the special one

Whereabouts in glasgow do you live btw? My dad commutes to work in Paisley and once got invited to an old firm derby and said it was the scariest thing he’d ever been to!

Hate celtic fans. Ran into a couple of them last time I was in glasgow. Bunch of bawbags the lot of em

Bambi mate I’m from Ruchazie in Glasgow which is a fucking shithole. Type it into Google Maps and you’ll see what I mean. What makes it worse is that it’s in the east end and is teeming with tim bastards.

Aye mate Selik fans are terrorist loving bawbags and really shopuld get their arses back to Ireland where they belong.

FTP!

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What does FTP mean ?

The Scottish presence in this thread just makes me :frowning:

I was on the phone to a Scottish girl (bird, as they are known in Scotland) I couldn’t understand her at all… Their language is a mixture of English and garbled mumbling probably due to oral std’s.

Now even worse we have a long term resident troll who happens to be a Scot. It’s just not my year.

[quote]BruceLeeFan wrote:
The Scottish presence in this thread just makes me :frowning:

I was on the phone to a Scottish girl (bird, as they are known in Scotland) I couldn’t understand her at all… Their language is a mixture of English and garbled mumbling probably due to oral std’s.

Now even worse we have a long term resident troll who happens to be a Scot. It’s just not my year.[/quote]

Who’s trolling bruceleefan?(some name by the way wee man:-))

Certainly not moi. Aye yer right enough Scots can be a tad abrasive to the uninitiated however yank birds go fucking weak in the patellas when they hear the dulcet tones of a scotch tongue. You cannae argue with the facts. Put that in your pipe and smoke it ya sassenach bastard(joke mate:-))

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Especially in crazy ass high scoring sports like Basketball. How can you get worked up over a game that ends up 115-112. [/quote]

You do realize that it is not uncommon in a game of cricket to score up to 200 points right?

Plus you picked the wrong sport.

If i were to pick a non-american sport i would totally pick rugby over lame ass soccer. I think soccer loses all credibility with those fucking pathetic dives in the world cup. In a PROFESSIONAL sport, when a player gets knocked down he cries like a little bitch all the way to the sideline, and the hops back up just to get another player red carded… Yeah that’s a manly entertaining sport. Not to mention it’s boring as fuck.

How can i possibly watch a sport that is considered riveting with a 0-0 tie?

[quote]jahall wrote:
Jack Urboady wrote:
Especially in crazy ass high scoring sports like Basketball. How can you get worked up over a game that ends up 115-112.

You do realize that it is not uncommon in a game of cricket to score up to 200 points right?

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Lol, 200 Runs bro. Not points :slight_smile:

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Bambi mate I’m from Ruchazie in Glasgow which is a fucking shithole. Type it into Google Maps and you’ll see what I mean. What makes it worse is that it’s in the east end and is teeming with tim bastards.

Aye mate Selik fans are terrorist loving bawbags and really shopuld get their arses back to Ireland where they belong.

FTP!

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Jack, keep posting. You’re like a breath of fresh air. It can get fucking sclerotic in here; the range of off-topic threads is usually from A to B and back again. Anyone who doesn’t want to read your threads/posts can just bypass them. My 2 cents.

I enjoy your hilarious insults, “terrorist loving bawbags”, that’s great. I remember reading about Ruchazie, from the Glasgow ice-cream wars of the 1980s. Those were some serious hard bastards: “The conflicts, in which vendors raided one another’s vans and fired shotguns into one another’s windscreens, were more violent than might typically be expected between ice-cream salesmen.”

[quote]yupyit wrote:
Jack Urboady wrote:
Bambi wrote:
Course the league’s ours - the rossonieri scum (AC) are full of pensioners (a bit like chelsea) and Juventus nah. Actually sampadoria (sp?) aren’t doing too bad, neither are fiorentina - but we have eto and Mourinho! Long live the special one

Whereabouts in glasgow do you live btw? My dad commutes to work in Paisley and once got invited to an old firm derby and said it was the scariest thing he’d ever been to!

Hate celtic fans. Ran into a couple of them last time I was in glasgow. Bunch of bawbags the lot of em

Bambi mate I’m from Ruchazie in Glasgow which is a fucking shithole. Type it into Google Maps and you’ll see what I mean. What makes it worse is that it’s in the east end and is teeming with tim bastards.

Aye mate Selik fans are terrorist loving bawbags and really shopuld get their arses back to Ireland where they belong.

FTP!

What does FTP mean ?[/quote]

Hey mate. FTP means FUCK THE POPE. Nice guy Jack. Can’t believe somebody would post something so blatently sectarian on a training forum. So childish. Was there really a need Jack? Given where I’m from in Belfast people are trying to get away from the days of the troubles but there are always a minority like yourself who are happy to say such childish sectarian shite because they think it’s cool. Prick

[quote]Dools wrote:
Hey mate. FTP means FUCK THE POPE. Nice guy Jack. Can’t believe somebody would post something so blatently sectarian on a training forum. So childish. Was there really a need Jack? Given where I’m from in Belfast people are trying to get away from the days of the troubles but there are always a minority like yourself who are happy to say such childish sectarian shite because they think it’s cool. Prick

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LOL it means File Transfer Protocol ya mad nutter. Any of the world of warcraft geeks on here will tell you that for fucks sake.

You’re obviously bitter after Sunday Timmy. Honestly mate you yahoo’s are unreal!

WATP!

[quote]jahall wrote:
You do realize that it is not uncommon in a game of cricket to score up to 200 points right?

Plus you picked the wrong sport.

If i were to pick a non-american sport i would totally pick rugby over lame ass soccer. I think soccer loses all credibility with those fucking pathetic dives in the world cup. In a PROFESSIONAL sport, when a player gets knocked down he cries like a little bitch all the way to the sideline, and the hops back up just to get another player red carded… Yeah that’s a manly entertaining sport. Not to mention it’s boring as fuck.

How can i possibly watch a sport that is considered riveting with a 0-0 tie?
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Jahall meat my man I agree with you on cricket. It’s fucking shite and played by rich kids and Indians. Not my cup of tea at all.

I hear you on the diving as well. Don’t enjoy that aspect of the game tbh however there’s more at stake in a game of football than there is American Football. The passion is unrivalled and countries have went to war over the beautiful game. The only people who watch AND play American Football are the yanks and lets be honest mate whats entertaining about watching a sport that lasts hours and 3 of those are filled with tv adverts. Football flows like wine and is so artistic and poetic. You bawbags need to stick in birds with pom poms to keep cunts entertained lol. Thats a FootFail!

Embrace the beautiful game mate you know it makes sense.

PEACE!

[quote]cakewalk wrote:
Jack, keep posting. You’re like a breath of fresh air. It can get fucking sclerotic in here; the range of off-topic threads is usually from A to B and back again. Anyone who doesn’t want to read your threads/posts can just bypass them. My 2 cents.

I enjoy your hilarious insults, “terrorist loving bawbags”, that’s great. I remember reading about Ruchazie, from the Glasgow ice-cream wars of the 1980s. Those were some serious hard bastards: “The conflicts, in which vendors raided one another’s vans and fired shotguns into one another’s windscreens, were more violent than might typically be expected between ice-cream salesmen.”
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Thank you cakewalk your support is deeply appreciated over in this hellhole of a council estate. I will tell the Ruchazie Young Team (RYT) you send your love.

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Dools wrote:
Hey mate. FTP means FUCK THE POPE. Nice guy Jack. Can’t believe somebody would post something so blatently sectarian on a training forum. So childish. Was there really a need Jack? Given where I’m from in Belfast people are trying to get away from the days of the troubles but there are always a minority like yourself who are happy to say such childish sectarian shite because they think it’s cool. Prick

LOL it means File Transfer Protocol ya mad nutter. Any of the world of warcraft geeks on here will tell you that for fucks sake.

You’re obviously bitter after Sunday Timmy. Honestly mate you yahoo’s are unreal!

WATP!
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Don’t lie sunshine, especially in the context of the message you sent. Why would I be bitter about sunday? We beat Liverpool 2-0. I don’t bother with that pub football you seem to enjoy so much

[quote]Dools wrote:
Don’t lie sunshine, especially in the context of the message you sent. Why would I be bitter about sunday? We beat Liverpool 2-0. I don’t bother with that pub football you seem to enjoy so much
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Aye no bother Chucky Arla.

Chelsea LOL. At least I support my local team mate.

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Dools wrote:
Don’t lie sunshine, especially in the context of the message you sent. Why would I be bitter about sunday? We beat Liverpool 2-0. I don’t bother with that pub football you seem to enjoy so much

Aye no bother Chucky Arla.

Chelsea LOL. At least I support my local team mate.

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Its actually spelt tiocfaidh ar la but sure don’t let that spoil it for you! Seriously mate, you seem to know enough about football, I’d like to think so anyway. If you do you would know that there is only one professional team in Northern Ireland so funny enough, people tend to follow the Premiership!

[quote]Dools wrote:
Its actually spelt tiocfaidh ar la but sure don’t let that spoil it for you! Seriously mate, you seem to know enough about football, I’d like to think so anyway. If you do you would know that there is only one professional team in Northern Ireland so funny enough, people tend to follow the Premiership!
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LOL dools mate I know how its spelled FFS. Chucky arla is a more cutesy term used by our terrorist supporting, paedo harboring celtic minded friends. Thought you would have known that timmy!

LINFIELD FOREVER

Brighton and Hove Albion all the way!!! We will never win shit.

I don’t care who wins as long as it’s not Arsenal :open_mouth:

Oh… I watch American Football (woop woop 49ers) AND play it :smiley:

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
Dools wrote:
Its actually spelt tiocfaidh ar la but sure don’t let that spoil it for you! Seriously mate, you seem to know enough about football, I’d like to think so anyway. If you do you would know that there is only one professional team in Northern Ireland so funny enough, people tend to follow the Premiership!

LOL dools mate I know how its spelled FFS. Chucky arla is a more cutesy term used by our terrorist supporting, paedo harboring celtic minded friends. Thought you would have known that timmy!

LINFIELD FOREVER
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Oh dear, see it is little sectarian pricks like you who give us a bad name. Where did I say I was a tim? Nowhere, and why would that be? Think you can work it out? Perhaps because I’m not. How can you tell me that you support your local team and in the next post say Linfield forever. Tragic

Another win for the Sons of William today

Winning goal scored by an American as well. Big athletic bastard who goes by the name of Maurice Edu.

Seen the thread title and thought that’s a bit Scottish for this forum. Never realised it was another Ger.

1-0 - Get in!!

[quote]Recoba wrote:
Seen the thread title and thought that’s a bit Scottish for this forum. Never realised it was another Ger.

1-0 - Get in!![/quote]

We are the people!