[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
aznt0rk wrote:
crappy story
Your big WTF moment was that you danced with an ugly chick? [/quote]
Beyond ugly… I usually don’t dance, but when I do, chicks would normally ask me.
Who gives a fuck, it was the only thing that came to mind when reading some stories, so I thought I’d share. I’m a straight edge, so I never have those moments.
Nothing beats my WTF moment.
I was about 15 years old, hanging around with my mates joking etc when my mother waved to me (she was a bit far away) to get back to the car because we were leaving the place. After about 15 minutes I saw in distance what it seemed like my grandpa’s car. I said goodbye to my mates, walked to said car and hopped in to the backseat. Thing is there was a chick and a young guy having sex just in front of me on the driver’s seat. They both stopped having sex. I remember the chick had her boobs out and stared at me while the guy just turned around and gave me a wierd stare.
I kinda panicked and in that awkward moment I kinda LOLed and was like ‘dude you look like my grandpa. Sorry.’ and just went out.
Good times.
[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
Nothing beats my WTF moment.
I was about 15 years old, hanging around with my mates joking etc when my mother waved to me (she was a bit far away) to get back to the car because we were leaving the place. After about 15 minutes I saw in distance what it seemed like my grandpa’s car. I said goodbye to my mates, walked to said car and hopped in to the backseat. Thing is there was a chick and a young guy having sex just in front of me on the driver’s seat. They both stopped having sex. I remember the chick had her boobs out and stared at me while the guy just turned around and gave me a wierd stare.
I kinda panicked and in that awkward moment I kinda LOLed and was like ‘dude you look like my grandpa. Sorry.’ and just went out.
Good times.[/quote]
That was more of a WTF moment for that guy then for you.
You actually said “dude you look like my grandpa?” Funny as hell
[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:
I was once talked into going to a church youth group meeting with a friend. It started out ok, the minister’s wife was talking about how she worked with gay man and she had been shocked to find out he was gay because he was so nice. Then she said that it made her think maybe gay people were just people and they weren’t really evil or dirty at all.
Then her face contorted and she jumped up onto her chair and screamed “THAT’S WHEN I KNEW THAT SATAN WAS TRYING TO DECEIVE ME!”
She spent the next hour jumping around the room and screaming about how gay people were demons sent to earth by Satan to corrupt our youth by turning them gay. She was very dramatic, she knocked things off tables, tore at her own hair and clothes and looked completely insane.
When she was done, her face instantly went back to normal and she served everyone cookies acting like a mild mannered minister’s wife again.
That was my big WTF moment in life.[/quote]
if this story is real… ITS the funniest shit i ever read!!! she started knocking things off tables.LOL
Well, I did just remember one.
My freshman year in college two buddies and I were on our way back from a party. Very drunk, but that’s besides the point.
Anyway, we were following some train tracks back to our dorm, which happens to pass some apartments. At one point we passed a window of one of the apartments, and had a good 10-15 minute conversation with a dude while he was getting his dick wet. Orally, vaginally, all the above. We kept trying to let them do their shit in peace, but he just kept talking to us about something.
That was kind of a “WTF am I doing here?” moment.
[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
Nothing beats my WTF moment.
I was about 15 years old, hanging around with my mates joking etc when my mother waved to me (she was a bit far away) to get back to the car because we were leaving the place. After about 15 minutes I saw in distance what it seemed like my grandpa’s car. I said goodbye to my mates, walked to said car and hopped in to the backseat. Thing is there was a chick and a young guy having sex just in front of me on the driver’s seat. They both stopped having sex. I remember the chick had her boobs out and stared at me while the guy just turned around and gave me a wierd stare.
I kinda panicked and in that awkward moment I kinda LOLed and was like ‘dude you look like my grandpa. Sorry.’ and just went out.
Good times.[/quote]
LOL. That’s so funny. Something similar happened to me, a few years ago I was ready to go somewhere with my dad and he told me he’d be waiting outside in the car. I go outside, go into a car that looks EXACTLY like my dads (it was dark and I wasn’t wearing my glasses so I thought the guy in the front was my dad), and get in the backseat. The guy didn’t notice, so he starts the car, he rolls down the window to yell bye to a friend in spanish, and I think, “wtf, my dad doesn’t speak spanish” so im like, “Uhhhhh…” he hears me, turns around and at the same time we both flinch backwards and let out blood curdling almost girl like screams. Then i was like, “oh shit! I got in the wrong car sorry!” His priceless face of terror abruptly changed as we both burst into laughter. We shook hands and I got out of the car.
The one that comes to me first is when I was a little kid at a carnival.
I was walking with my family and apparently got left behind or distracted for a second. I see a long blond haired woman with a man a tiny bit ahead and run to her and immediately hold her hand. She looks down on me and just kind of gives a cold “uhhh” face so I then realized it wasn’t my mom. Looking back on it she was kind of a bitch. Then I turn around and just behind me are my parents. As far as I can remember they never mentioned what happened a few feet ahead of them.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
angry chicken wrote:
I was in Bethany Beach for a rugby tournament (war on the shore), and several of us accidentally walked into a gay bar. It was fucking magical! No foreplay or anything, in fact “teh gheys” were pretty cool about it and caressed our balls a little. Needless to say, the ahhhh haaa moment was priceless.
Fixed! LOL
Seriously though, are you sure that wasn’t Rehoboth Beach?
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You know what? It MAY have been Rehoboth! (it was years ago, so I may have gotten them mixed up)
So… sounds like you know A LOT about Rehoboth - enough to correct a complete stranger on the internet… Did you “fix” my story to match your experience? (Great fix by the way! LOL)
…when i was 12 my parents decided to go to the movies for my brother’s birthday. The village cinema wasn’t showing very much so we decided to go see “Hot Bubblegum”, not knowing anything about it. The theatre was packed with kids in their late teens, and i thought, “something’s wrong here”. So the movies starts and it doesn’t take long before the first tits and pubes start appearing. The movie was one of those “Porky’s” rip-offs and i enjoyed myself obviously. I don’t think my mom did though…
2am, small town coutry boy lost in NY, makes a wrong turn, see this sign…WTF?
2am on the stip in Virgina Beach, I am drunk to the point of Blindness, I start up an conversation with a “hot chick” I saw in front of a club. We are laughing and having a great time, all the while my homeboy is tapping me on the shoulder and asking me, “wtf are you doing?” I tell him to get lost and stop cock blocking me, after a couple more attempts he leaves me to my own fate.
I get her number and call her the next day to come by to catch a flick at my apartment. She agrees readily and about 2 hours later I get a knock at the door. I get up and open the door to…The fattest woman I have ever seen in my god damned life! I had to curb my reaction as she invited herself in.
I cursed Absolut vodka to the pits of hell that day. As I was forced to watch a movie with the Stay Puff Marshmellow woman. To my credit she did have a cute fat chick face so I kinda see where my alcohol fueled mind was going but GAWD DAMN.
So as the movie crept on I ask myself over and over WTF am i doing here.
[quote]IronDude17 wrote:
The one that comes to me first is when I was a little kid at a carnival.
I was walking with my family and apparently got left behind or distracted for a second. I see a long blond haired woman with a man a tiny bit ahead and run to her and immediately hold her hand. She looks down on me and just kind of gives a cold “uhhh” face so I then realized it wasn’t my mom. Looking back on it she was kind of a bitch. Then I turn around and just behind me are my parents. As far as I can remember they never mentioned what happened a few feet ahead of them.[/quote]
Dude. I had such a similar experience.
I was in a small town carnival somewhere in central PA (nothingggg but red necks! Definitely not like Philly). I was with my family. I was probably around 4 or 5. We had just gotten ice cream from a stand and I was going to run back to our table and sit next to my Grandmother. I ran as fast as I could to our table and I immediately sat by her and leaned against her and smiled up at her. Except. It was a monstrously fat bitch instead. She looked at me in disgust and I cowered away and started crying. Then somebody picked me up and i looked up and it was my Mom. I noticed everybody was pissed except the fat bitch and her man.
Turns out the fat bitch and fat man just decided to sit at our table. My family was not happy.
When i was forced into a baptist church by a cop. (I live in Alabama, it’s basically legal)
When i ended up at the gay frat on campus, the ‘pink house’. All the guys were dressed up as girls, surprise.
Went to a friend’s (a girl I liked, to be specific) church. Everything was normal, until the service was over and they took a few of the members along with all the guests (me included) into a back room and proceeded to “teach” us how to speak in tongues.
I’ll admit I conformed and faked it so they would leave me alone (I’m a Christian and all, but I never thought it was necessary to do that kind of stuff and also feel that 99% of the people who do are just trying to get attention and credit for loving God so much).
But one brave soul stood his ground and said he couldn’t do it and wasn’t even gonna fake it. Before long, the members and the guests were all in a circle around this guy each with one hand on one of his shoulders speaking in tongues trying to “pass on” the ability to him. I just stood with my hand on his shoulder and looked at him looking around at everyone and feeling awkward for him.
At that point I was like “wtf am I doing here?” Moral of the story never try to get pusspuss from a church girl you just met by going to her church with her.
Another WTF moment:
Beginning of 11th grade year. I was at a football game and then on my way to a school dance with this chick. A pretty bad ass chick. I liked her alot except for the fact she smoked 2 packs a day and I got that shit in my lungs and coughed it up everywhere after wrestling practice.
Anyway, so as the football game is going on… I’m getting bored out of my mind. Wooooo. Then all of a sudden… 4 of her magnificent friends ( some weiiiiiird people I had run into in the past) show up. I was like, alright, whatever. Just keep your cool and focus on her.
So I was doing my best but then out of nowehere this asshole shows up and apparently he is her boyfriend. Talk about fucking awkward. He starts yelling at me and I was just sitting there like “Wtf am I doing here?”. I didn’t even know this chick HAD a boyfriend… I was attempting to become her boyfriend for like the past month. So, he’s all pissed off, red in the face, and yelling at me and I’m just sitting there wondering how this happened.
Eventually he got bored of yelling at me or tired or something cause he just sat down with his hand on his forehead. I was still sitting there with the same expression on my face “WTF?”.
I eventually just left them all there (after like 20 minutes of going “WTF?”). She called me the next day and asked me what was wrong. I hung up on her. I saw her about 6 months later in the grocery store, pregnant, with that asshole’s baby. I told her I was sorry and never saw her again. She called me a few months ago though… complaining about her god awful fiance (father of her child). Bitch.
When I woke up next to the biggest whale ever, and try and sneak out before her hot friend sees me. (she was the one I was trying to hook up with) well she spotted me. needless to say, I don’t talk to them anymore.
[quote]TDub301 wrote:
Went to a friend’s (a girl I liked, to be specific) church. Everything was normal, until the service was over and they took a few of the members along with all the guests (me included) into a back room and proceeded to “teach” us how to speak in tongues.
I’ll admit I conformed and faked it so they would leave me alone (I’m a Christian and all, but I never thought it was necessary to do that kind of stuff and also feel that 99% of the people who do are just trying to get attention and credit for loving God so much).
But one brave soul stood his ground and said he couldn’t do it and wasn’t even gonna fake it. Before long, the members and the guests were all in a circle around this guy each with one hand on one of his shoulders speaking in tongues trying to “pass on” the ability to him. I just stood with my hand on his shoulder and looked at him looking around at everyone and feeling awkward for him.
At that point I was like “wtf am I doing here?” Moral of the story never try to get pusspuss from a church girl you just met by going to her church with her.[/quote]
Funny thing about my story. That’s exactly why i was forced back INTO church. I was hanging out with her
beforehand, and then tried to skip out on the church deal. Apparently the cops didn’t like that.
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
Nothing beats my WTF moment.
I was about 15 years old, hanging around with my mates joking etc when my mother waved to me (she was a bit far away) to get back to the car because we were leaving the place. After about 15 minutes I saw in distance what it seemed like my grandpa’s car. I said goodbye to my mates, walked to said car and hopped in to the backseat. Thing is there was a chick and a young guy having sex just in front of me on the driver’s seat. They both stopped having sex. I remember the chick had her boobs out and stared at me while the guy just turned around and gave me a wierd stare.
I kinda panicked and in that awkward moment I kinda LOLed and was like ‘dude you look like my grandpa. Sorry.’ and just went out.
Good times.
LOL. That’s so funny. Something similar happened to me, a few years ago I was ready to go somewhere with my dad and he told me he’d be waiting outside in the car. I go outside, go into a car that looks EXACTLY like my dads (it was dark and I wasn’t wearing my glasses so I thought the guy in the front was my dad), and get in the backseat. The guy didn’t notice, so he starts the car, he rolls down the window to yell bye to a friend in spanish, and I think, “wtf, my dad doesn’t speak spanish” so im like, “Uhhhhh…” he hears me, turns around and at the same time we both flinch backwards and let out blood curdling almost girl like screams. Then i was like, “oh shit! I got in the wrong car sorry!” His priceless face of terror abruptly changed as we both burst into laughter. We shook hands and I got out of the car.
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hehehe
it happened again!!! i was juked into another amway meeting and it was too late to leave… I WAS STUCK!! THATS IT…next time, im just walking out. Fucking weirdos.