Everyday I just sit at home I just keep thinking, “What the fuck am I doing here?”
A recent “WTF am I doing here moment” was when one of my clients asked me to attend a private lending seminar she was organizing. I figured I could network at the very least… Not so much…
Hardly anyone showed up and the whole thing was really BAD, but I couldn’t dip because everyone would have seen me walk out. It was a total waste of 2 hours.
I also had a real life WTF moment similar to Holymac’s (We are all hoping and praying the MMM was a joke, cuz we all know how lonely it gets on the front lines with a bunch of dudes… LOL)
I was in Bethany Beach for a rugby tournament (war on the shore), and several of us accidentally walked into a gay bar. It was fucking hilarious! No drama or anything, in fact “teh gheys” were pretty cool about it and busted our balls a little. Needless to say, the ah ha moment was priceless.
Once my wife and I had to go to a viewing after the passing of a good friend’s relative. My friend called me and told me funeral home was “at the intersection of…”
So we get there, park and go inside. There’s a short line to make it to the casket and a gathering of people in the adjoining room that we can hear talking but cannot see.
We finally make it up to the casket and WTF! I have no idea who this guy is!
There was another funeral home at the same intersection, on the other side of the block.
We made our best solemn faces, offered our condolences and hopped right out of there.
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
my first time doing MMM[/quote]
Which implies there was a 2nd time, lol.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
The one time I got lost driving and ended up in the scary part of Camden.
Hey!! I know that feeling!! Right around the Campbell’s Soup factory. Great place for soup… Not so much for a skinny white-boy with long hair (this was the 80’s for me).[/quote]
Jesus, I did the same thing when I was looking for railroad yard and I had to report there for work. I was shitting my pants.
It was like 11pm on a Friday night. I believe it was in '87.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I was in Bethany Beach for a rugby tournament (war on the shore), and several of us accidentally walked into a gay bar. It was fucking magical! No foreplay or anything, in fact “teh gheys” were pretty cool about it and caressed our balls a little. Needless to say, the ahhhh haaa moment was priceless. [/quote]
Fixed! LOL
Seriously though, are you sure that wasn’t Rehoboth Beach?
[quote]SSC wrote:
Every day spent in Michigan, brotha.[/quote]
so leave
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
my first time doing MMM
Which implies there was a 2nd time, lol.[/quote]
Things just “click” the second time around.
[quote]SSC wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
my first time doing MMM
Which implies there was a 2nd time, lol.
Things just “click” the second time around.[/quote]
lol damn to funny.
yea the fucking amway meeting was funny/sad at the same time. Its like they’re pumping people up to run into a brick wall.lol
Mary Kay Party…longest 3 hours of my life.
[quote]SSC wrote:
LankyMofo wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
my first time doing MMM
Which implies there was a 2nd time, lol.
Things just “click” the second time around.[/quote]
well, it was different sound effect, but yeah, you get the point
I was once talked into going to a church youth group meeting with a friend. It started out ok, the minister’s wife was talking about how she worked with gay man and she had been shocked to find out he was gay because he was so nice. Then she said that it made her think maybe gay people were just people and they weren’t really evil or dirty at all.
Then her face contorted and she jumped up onto her chair and screamed “THAT’S WHEN I KNEW THAT SATAN WAS TRYING TO DECEIVE ME!”
She spent the next hour jumping around the room and screaming about how gay people were demons sent to earth by Satan to corrupt our youth by turning them gay. She was very dramatic, she knocked things off tables, tore at her own hair and clothes and looked completely insane.
When she was done, her face instantly went back to normal and she served everyone cookies acting like a mild mannered minister’s wife again.
That was my big WTF moment in life.
I went bowling with a chick who pulled major “myspace voodoo” with her internet pictures (this was actually the days before myspace) Basically she was a hambeast with a nice face, had about 120 Lbs and 7 years on me at least. I spent another two hours with her after bowling, just testing my tolerance for WTF. Turns out I overdosed hugely and almost died of WTF poisoning.
[quote]MarvelGirl wrote:
I was once talked into going to a church youth group meeting with a friend. It started out ok, the minister’s wife was talking about how she worked with gay man and she had been shocked to find out he was gay because he was so nice. Then she said that it made her think maybe gay people were just people and they weren’t really evil or dirty at all.
Then her face contorted and she jumped up onto her chair and screamed “THAT’S WHEN I KNEW THAT SATAN WAS TRYING TO DECEIVE ME!”
She spent the next hour jumping around the room and screaming about how gay people were demons sent to earth by Satan to corrupt our youth by turning them gay. She was very dramatic, she knocked things off tables, tore at her own hair and clothes and looked completely insane.
When she was done, her face instantly went back to normal and she served everyone cookies acting like a mild mannered minister’s wife again.
That was my big WTF moment in life.[/quote]
Maybe she was trying to prevent you from catching the Ghey?
WTF Moment for WolBarret: When I worked at a daycare. All female staff and kids. Both things I really don’t like, but it turned out ok. Except for that one boy letting the girls beat him up.
[quote]Tulkastaldo wrote:
I went bowling with a chick who pulled major “myspace voodoo” with her internet pictures (this was actually the days before myspace) Basically she was a hambeast with a nice face, had about 120 Lbs and 7 years on me at least. I spent another two hours with her after bowling, just testing my tolerance for WTF. Turns out I overdosed hugely and almost died of WTF poisoning.[/quote]
LOL.
I can only imagine what lead to the WTF poisoning.
Still thinking of one
[quote]itsthenickman wrote:
My WTF moment. A girl once tried to put a plastic bag over my dick to give me head. [/quote]
That is fucked up , I hope you kept the plastic bag over your dick and put it in her pooper
My WTF moment: Big church, tons of people, and I see my fiance (now ex-wife!) walking down the aisle towards me. I should have gone with my gut and ran like hell.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
fuckin Amway!
lmfao, i got tricked by tat shit too.
i went to the meetings and just asked for money from them, I mean their all 22 year olds that make 750k a year they can lose a few thousand and be cool with me not doing anything right?
and i wondered why, if theyre so rich why do they have such shitty cars, go to my college, and rent out shitty meeting halls at budget hotels?[/quote]
For me it was 2by2 in high school, then during college it was Excel, and herbal life… The whole time I thought I was being invited to parties…
2by2 had a hell of a recruiting tactic… You go to the meetings, and then there will be hot chicks flirting and trying to make you join at the same time.
My True WTF moment was at a club. My two friends and I hit the dance floor, and saw 3 chicks dancing together in a triangle (one chick had her back towards us and the others at the sides). The two chicks at the sides were HOT, and the girl that had her back towards us looked hot from the back. So we head over and danced with them. My two friends nabbed the girls on the sides so I grabbed the girl from behind and started dancing. We were all having the time of our lives. After 3 songs of grinding, she decides to turn around and loe and behold, HOLY FUCK, BUTTERFACE!!!
I fucking ran to the bar and had to get a few shots of 151 to wash that shit down and some bleach to wash out my eyes.
[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
crappy story[/quote]
Your big WTF moment was that you danced with an ugly chick?