[quote]Ken St.Mich wrote:
I meant the Collector (that was some rubbish).[/quote]
oh ok … I’ll take your word for it … never saw it
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Ken St.Mich wrote:
I meant the Collector (that was some rubbish).[/quote]
oh ok … I’ll take your word for it … never saw it[/quote]
Hey Polo not to hijack thread did you hear the rumor about another Die hard movie?
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Ken St.Mich wrote:
I meant the Collector (that was some rubbish).[/quote]
oh ok … I’ll take your word for it … never saw it[/quote]
Hey Polo not to hijack thread did you hear the rumor about another Die hard movie? [/quote]
No, but I’d see it. I thought Die Hard 4 was fuckin’ bad ass … a little over the top but still pretty good
Score 1 for the brunettes with small tits!
Of course given the fact that I have spiked hair and my penchant for wearing wife beaters I give off way too much of a dikey vibe to make it to the end.
Looks like its going out in a blaze of glory for me. Who’s got the explosives? I’ll carry 'em. Just light me and leave me, I’ve already been bitten.[/quote]
For women, wife beaters = the white tank top of power. That should help your chances of survival.
[quote]Amiright wrote:
[quote]Mr. Zero wrote:
[quote]Amiright wrote:
how would you survive that? [/quote]
WOW, that was retarded.
Just saw off his legs… and rip his eyes out.[/quote]
agreed… wasted 10 min of my life… wanted to see if anyone else would do the same [/quote]
FUCK YOU!!!
I was surprised at how much effort they actually put into it though (locations, makeup, etc)
Polo, supposedly Bruce has already signed on to Die Hard 5.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Ken St.Mich wrote:
That s the reason why I am not scared by most horror movies. The psychopaths and mutants would be a threat but nothing a well trained and thinking man could not defeat.
The only way these standart scenes could be fatal is if I am to busy banging all the chicks and neglecting the killer.
Those movies which I find scary are the ones where you realise, that even I would have a big problem with the threat.
A good one is the edge.
I often find myself favouring the bad guys against their victims because the latter behave so silly and dumb, they deserve it.
If they spent half the energy they waste on screaming to fight, they d be out of trouble.
Also, instead of a black screen and the credits, there should be alternate endings in which, after finishing the victims, the according killers would run into a man who does everything right and just beats them up.
Or maybe they should then be killed by a bear, a predator or anything which is really dangerous.[/quote]
2 things: Apparently (according to AndrewG) guys like us would “overthink” things . Whatever the hell that means … and …
your ending/movie would be the worst movie ever!![/quote]
Hey, at least it would put pressure on the writers to come up with something new when, in the sequel, the killer returns from the dead to get revenge on aforementioned “man who does everything right”. It would be a coin toss between the most awesome and the most awful horror movie ever.
As for overthinking, I’d like to point out that a guy who “overthinks” things in a horror-film is either
a) a crappily written strawman character
b) going to survive
c) fucked because the writer actually came up with something original.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Polo, supposedly Bruce has already signed on to Die Hard 5.
[/quote]
because he gets no other movie offers?
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Polo, supposedly Bruce has already signed on to Die Hard 5.
[/quote]
because he gets no other movie offers?[/quote]
Careful young one. Bruce is uber cool.
[quote]Ken St.Mich wrote:
That s the reason why I am not scared by most horror movies. The psychopaths and mutants would be a threat but nothing a well trained and thinking man could not defeat.
The only way these standart scenes could be fatal is if I am to busy banging all the chicks and neglecting the killer.
Those movies which I find scary are the ones where you realise, that even I would have a big problem with the threat.
A good one is the edge.
I often find myself favouring the bad guys against their victims because the latter behave so silly and dumb, they deserve it.
If they spent half the energy they waste on screaming to fight, they d be out of trouble.
[/quote]
I agree with this for most human chasing human movies(or similar). But I’d imagine it’d be hard to focus when you have a nightmarish creature stalking you. For example, The Mist…creatures that you have no idea what they are, where they came from, or what they’re after. Add in the fact that if you’re to walk outside you’d be able to see about five feet in front of you. Or the Creeper from Jeepers Creepers. Smells fear and keeps hunting you until he gets you. He can fly and regenerate.
Most people would act irrational in these types of situations IMO.
[quote]Paste42 wrote:
[quote]Ken St.Mich wrote:
That s the reason why I am not scared by most horror movies. The psychopaths and mutants would be a threat but nothing a well trained and thinking man could not defeat.
The only way these standart scenes could be fatal is if I am to busy banging all the chicks and neglecting the killer.
Those movies which I find scary are the ones where you realise, that even I would have a big problem with the threat.
A good one is the edge.
I often find myself favouring the bad guys against their victims because the latter behave so silly and dumb, they deserve it.
If they spent half the energy they waste on screaming to fight, they d be out of trouble.
[/quote]
I agree with this for most human chasing human movies(or similar). But I’d imagine it’d be hard to focus when you have a nightmarish creature stalking you. For example, The Mist…creatures that you have no idea what they are, where they came from, or what they’re after. Add in the fact that if you’re to walk outside you’d be able to see about five feet in front of you. Or the Creeper from Jeepers Creepers. Smells fear and keeps hunting you until he gets you. He can fly and regenerate.
Most people would act irrational in these types of situations IMO. [/quote]
I only saw the last half of Jeepers Creepers 2 once … from what I saw, if I was in that situation I’d probably bite the dust … That fuckin’ thing’s damn near impossible to elude/escape from
The Strangers: Remember it? It was boasted as THE scariest horror movie that year.
At one point Scott Speedsman and Liv Tyler are in the bedroom, on the floor, backed into the corner with a shotgun aimed at the door.
There friend comes looking for them and Scott blows his fuckin brains out, whoops!
He crawls out to check on him, then LEAVES the bedroom in pursuit of The Strangers.
How would I do this?
GO BACK INTO THE BEDROOM. I’d sit back down in the corner and wait for one of those sons-a-bitches to come into the door frame and obliterate them like I did my dear friend.
How would I not do this?
Watch the movie, what he does? I wouldn’t do.
Turns out, he dies. shrugs
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Paste42 wrote:
[quote]Ken St.Mich wrote:
That s the reason why I am not scared by most horror movies. The psychopaths and mutants would be a threat but nothing a well trained and thinking man could not defeat.
The only way these standart scenes could be fatal is if I am to busy banging all the chicks and neglecting the killer.
Those movies which I find scary are the ones where you realise, that even I would have a big problem with the threat.
A good one is the edge.
I often find myself favouring the bad guys against their victims because the latter behave so silly and dumb, they deserve it.
If they spent half the energy they waste on screaming to fight, they d be out of trouble.
[/quote]
I agree with this for most human chasing human movies(or similar). But I’d imagine it’d be hard to focus when you have a nightmarish creature stalking you. For example, The Mist…creatures that you have no idea what they are, where they came from, or what they’re after. Add in the fact that if you’re to walk outside you’d be able to see about five feet in front of you. Or the Creeper from Jeepers Creepers. Smells fear and keeps hunting you until he gets you. He can fly and regenerate.
Most people would act irrational in these types of situations IMO. [/quote]
I only saw the last half of Jeepers Creepers 2 once … from what I saw, if I was in that situation I’d probably bite the dust … That fuckin’ thing’s damn near impossible to elude/escape from[/quote]
Yup, all the while it’s got a smile on its face.
Jeepers Creeps II - The creeper doesn’t actually just goes into hibernation. It may be impossible to kill but it’s manageable. Just have to start a tradition of locking it up and repeatedly killing it everyday for 23 days and make sure it doesn’t eat anything or anybody. Repeat every 23 years.
[quote]KingCLee33 wrote:
Jeepers Creeps II - The creeper doesn’t actually just goes into hibernation. It may be impossible to kill but it’s manageable. Just have to start a tradition of locking it up and repeatedly killing it everyday for 23 days and make sure it doesn’t eat anything or anybody. Repeat every 23 years.[/quote]
Do you know how difficult it was to capture that bastard? It ain’t gonna happen that easy.
Anyone ever wonder how to survive the Wishmaster? You don’t know the guy…he walks up to you asks you what’s up? You reply with a quick ‘I need a vacation’ and BAM you’re drowning in sealed tank of water. Not sure anyone can see that one coming.
The Wishmaster is why I didn’t talk to strangers when I was wee.
[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
The Wishmaster is why I didn’t talk to strangers when I was wee.[/quote]
That’s simple. Avoid freaks who always ask about what you wish for.
[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
The Strangers: Remember it? It was boasted as THE scariest horror movie that year.
At one point Scott Speedsman and Liv Tyler are in the bedroom, on the floor, backed into the corner with a shotgun aimed at the door.
There friend comes looking for them and Scott blows his fuckin brains out, whoops!
He crawls out to check on him, then LEAVES the bedroom in pursuit of The Strangers.
How would I do this?
GO BACK INTO THE BEDROOM. I’d sit back down in the corner and wait for one of those sons-a-bitches to come into the door frame and obliterate them like I did my dear friend.
How would I not do this?
Watch the movie, what he does? I wouldn’t do.
Turns out, he dies. shrugs[/quote]
Gotta agree … with everything you said here.
All the shit that went wrong (especially blowing away his friend) was dues ex machina. Friends don’t just pop in like that. I know I know, they set it up that blah blah blah. Sorry chief, doesn’t happen in real life. But BBG got everything right I think. You have the great equalizer in your hands (the shotgun) go into a room where you can not be out flanked set up something so they can’t bum rush into the room, like a gauntlet or something … should be easy to do given the furniture in a house, and when one of those fuckers comes down the gauntlet you let them know they fucked with the wrong house.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
The Wishmaster is why I didn’t talk to strangers when I was wee.[/quote]
That’s simple. Avoid freaks who always ask about what you wish for. [/quote]
I think a security guard had the right idea in one of the movies. Told him he wished he’d leave and go back where he came from. It worked well until he followed with ‘unless you can get through me’. Idiot. lol
[quote]Paste42 wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
The Wishmaster is why I didn’t talk to strangers when I was wee.[/quote]
That’s simple. Avoid freaks who always ask about what you wish for. [/quote]
I think a security guard had the right idea in one of the movies. Told him he wished he’d leave and go back where he came from. It worked well until he followed with ‘unless you can get through me’. Idiot. lol[/quote]
My favorite part from that movie was when the Wishmaster said “Oh well, fuck it!” I was young at the time so I was mesmerized.