I don’t think I have a large enough chin to survive any of the Evil Deads.
Maybe the third.
[quote]Hertzyscowicz wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Ken St.Mich wrote:
That s the reason why I am not scared by most horror movies. The psychopaths and mutants would be a threat but nothing a well trained and thinking man could not defeat.
The only way these standart scenes could be fatal is if I am to busy banging all the chicks and neglecting the killer.
Those movies which I find scary are the ones where you realise, that even I would have a big problem with the threat.
A good one is the edge.
I often find myself favouring the bad guys against their victims because the latter behave so silly and dumb, they deserve it.
If they spent half the energy they waste on screaming to fight, they d be out of trouble.
Also, instead of a black screen and the credits, there should be alternate endings in which, after finishing the victims, the according killers would run into a man who does everything right and just beats them up.
Or maybe they should then be killed by a bear, a predator or anything which is really dangerous.[/quote]
2 things: Apparently (according to AndrewG) guys like us would “overthink” things . Whatever the hell that means … and …
your ending/movie would be the worst movie ever!![/quote]
Hey, at least it would put pressure on the writers to come up with something new when, in the sequel, the killer returns from the dead to get revenge on aforementioned “man who does everything right”. It would be a coin toss between the most awesome and the most awful horror movie ever.
As for overthinking, I’d like to point out that a guy who “overthinks” things in a horror-film is either
a) a crappily written strawman character
b) going to survive
c) fucked because the writer actually came up with something original.[/quote]
They could do a montage like in every movie where you have to go from beginner to professional.
They could show him lift weights, do sparring, running, shooting and meditating in order to prepare for his revenge.
You d be wondering all the time if the former skinny freak can reach the same level as legendary man who does everything right.
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[quote]BodyByGame20 wrote:
The Wishmaster is why I didn’t talk to strangers when I was wee.[/quote]
That’s simple. Avoid freaks who always ask about what you wish for. [/quote]
Or just tell anyone who asks what your wish would be, that you wish they would stick thier head up thier own ass. Problem solved.
V
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I’m black. I’d die in the first 10 minutes.[/quote]
Right after the ditzy blonde chick. I know when the zombies come I’m throwing the fatties at them so I can get away and holding up in a costco until the apocolypse is over
I think I’d die. Not really sure why, I just feel like I wouldn’t make it. Perhaps I’m too good looking to live.
The only exception is the zombie scenario. Then I would dominate. Swansea is perfect for zombies, just barricade yourself in the lighthouse and you’re cut off from the mainland by high tide!
[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:
I think I’d die. Not really sure why, I just feel like I wouldn’t make it. Perhaps I’m too good looking to live.
The only exception is the zombie scenario. Then I would dominate. Swansea is perfect for zombies, just barricade yourself in the lighthouse and you’re cut off from the mainland by high tide![/quote]
doesn’t matter zombies wouldn’t bother going to wales.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I’m black. I’d die in the first 10 minutes.[/quote]
That’s awesome…LMAO. That reminds me of ‘Evolution’, “No, no, I’ve seen this movie b/f the black dude dies first…you put the bug in the box!”
So stereotypical are society is, don’t you think?
v/r
Gremlin
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:
I think I’d die. Not really sure why, I just feel like I wouldn’t make it. Perhaps I’m too good looking to live.
The only exception is the zombie scenario. Then I would dominate. Swansea is perfect for zombies, just barricade yourself in the lighthouse and you’re cut off from the mainland by high tide![/quote]
doesn’t matter zombies wouldn’t bother going to wales.[/quote]
Are you kidding? Place is full of zombies!
Has anyone seen The Descent? How would you cope in that? Fuck me, those freaks are freaks!
[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
Has anyone seen The Descent? How would you cope in that? Fuck me, those freaks are freaks![/quote]
The asian girl killed one of them with her bare hands. It was a most ridiculous scene.
[quote]Alffi wrote:
[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
Has anyone seen The Descent? How would you cope in that? Fuck me, those freaks are freaks![/quote]
The asian girl killed one of them with her bare hands. It was a most ridiculous scene.[/quote]
True. But I’m talking about surviving the whole experience. A few kills here and there are nice for the photo album, but if you don’t get out, there ain’t gonna be no photo album.
[quote]Alffi wrote:
[quote]Magicpunch wrote:
Has anyone seen The Descent? How would you cope in that? Fuck me, those freaks are freaks![/quote]
The asian girl killed one of them with her bare hands. It was a most ridiculous scene.[/quote]
Don’t all Asians know martial arts…?
[quote]mud lark wrote:
Score 1 for the brunettes with small tits!
Of course given the fact that I have spiked hair and my penchant for wearing wife beaters I give off way too much of a dikey vibe to make it to the end.
Looks like its going out in a blaze of glory for me. Who’s got the explosives? I’ll carry 'em. Just light me and leave me, I’ve already been bitten.[/quote]
For women, wife beaters = the white tank top of power. That should help your chances of survival.[/quote]
You know, I considered that angle and it would work great if I am up against aliens or a cyborg from the future, but without adequate boobage to tear at the fabric I’m afraid it won’t be enough to save me from creepy crawlies.
I figure you have 3 “couples” fending off a monster attack. The one with big boobs goes first as the monster(s) announces his/their presence. Then you lose 2 of the guys before I get predictably pulled through the window (What was I thinking?). This ensures that “Daphne” and her soon-to-be boy toy are able to survive 'til daybreak. Tragic really.
Yes I would survive a horror movie, here is why…
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I would not stick around long enough to find out what that “noise” is. You know, that creek you hear in a dark room, maybe near a flight of stairs. There was a scene from Eddie Murphy’s RAW that said it best. He brought up a scene from Poltergeist, where you have a couple looking at a new house, admiring how nice it is. Then you hear some psycho voice out of nowhere say “Get out.” Then Eddie makes the intelligent decision of “oh well, what a nice house, too bad we can’t stay here.”
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I would never trip if some psycho killer was chasing me.
As long as its a flesh & blood human and not some zombie mofo like jason voorhies or a demon, im pretty good.
One thing ive always wondered about horror movies is how come no one seems to have a gun i mean i can understand if its set in Europe but the majority of them are set in the U.S. , the only horror movies i have ever seen that have guns in them is T.H.H.E. and The Strangers.