Would You Survive a Horror Movie?

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Polo you seem like the type that totally overthinks shit and would die because you’re too busy investigating whether or not they really are zombies or ghouls or whatever and get a knife right thru the heart. I’m calling it right now, Polo would be one of the first to die.

Edit: Then OG would be next. She provided absolutely no strategy except running and turning on lights, she’s definitely dead as well.[/quote]

Are you kidding!!! running is good! so much better thatn, “I think I heard something in the dark and scary basement, I think I will go look and not turn on any lights”!!!

so much a win…

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The only people you see running for any length of time are the blondes with big boobs. Everyone else forms a strategy and finds a way to survive. You would probably run and run, trip a few times, run thru some sprinkles in a white tube top, then stop and bang on someone’s door who isn’t home before you met your demise.

I’m sorry OG, I like you, so I wish you didn’t have to die, but the fact of the matter is you are already dead to me…

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Polo you seem like the type that totally overthinks shit and would die because you’re too busy investigating whether or not they really are zombies or ghouls or whatever and get a knife right thru the heart. I’m calling it right now, Polo would be one of the first to die.

Edit: Then OG would be next. She provided absolutely no strategy except running and turning on lights, she’s definitely dead as well.[/quote]

Are you kidding!!! running is good! so much better thatn, “I think I heard something in the dark and scary basement, I think I will go look and not turn on any lights”!!!

so much a win…

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would you have sex with someone in this horror film, if so your dead!

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i wouldn’t run for the TOP FLOOR instead of the door, if i get the first hit on the assassin i would start hitting him till he’s dead, i would DOUPLE TAP him, i would even TRIPLE TAP him.

people on movies are plain stupid.

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Hills Have Eyes was a neat flick, but the characters were retarded. (Except Emily de Ravin.)

First, the dad is supposed to be a cop. As a cop, I would have had the sense to notice that ALL of my tires were flat upon crashing the RV. A quick inspection would have revealed tires that were shredded, not just punctured by a nail. A short walk up the road would have revealed the telltale sign of a spike strip being drug through the sand after it did it’s damage.

At that point, you know it’s not just a simple mishap and that you are in hostile territory. What to do? Arm yourselves with the two guns on hand and knives from the RV. Keep the dogs on a tight leash. Get the women folk into the RV. Siphon the gas from the truck into cans to keep in the RV. (If we can’t use the gas in the truck, no one else will either.) Remove the propane tank from the RV and take it inside. Remove the tires from the truck and set them aside.

Consider writing that dude’s cellphone number and an arrow pointing toward the gas station on the roof of the RV.

Then get everyone and the dogs into the RV and barricade the windows and doors so that no one can get in. Use the dogs and shifts throughout the night to ensure that no one breaches the RV.

A couple hours after dawn, exit RV being careful to ensure that the coast is clear. Consider sending the dogs first. When it is clear, gather all the pillows, fabric, cushions, etc. and prepare to start a fire with them. Consider leaving the propane tank on in the RV with a trip wire on the door like they did in the movie so that the whole think explodes when someone tries to walk inside. (If you do this, there is no need to put the cell number on the roof of the RV the day before.)

Start a nearby fire with some of the gas and the fabrics from the RV and put the tires on it to send thick clouds of black smoke high into the air. Then take as much food and water (esp. water) as possible (plus a bowl for the dogs to drink out of), all the weapons, the cellphone and the cellphone charger with you. Convoy back to the gas station, being careful to watch the sides and behind you as you go. Keep dogs on leash.

Get to gas station hopefully with a good amount of day light left. Consider killing attendant, interrogating him, or taking him with you. Replenish food and water, attempt to place call to authorities if land line or cellphone are available. Take any and all weapons attendant has in his possession. Gas up the car at the station. Fill up gas cans and put them in the car. Consider taking a few spare tires if possible. Get everyone in the car and drive toward civilization.

The hardest parts would be surviving that first night and then surviving the trek to the gas station. Once you get there, you’d pretty much be home free. You should probably have plenty of daylight by the time you got to the station. If not, you’d have to consider driving in the dark or shacking up at the station. The latter would be risky.

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[quote]eic wrote:
Hills Have Eyes was a neat flick, but the characters were retarded. (Except Emily de Ravin.)

First, the dad is supposed to be a cop. As a cop, I would have had the sense to notice that ALL of my tires were flat upon crashing the RV. A quick inspection would have revealed tires that were shredded, not just punctured by a nail. A short walk up the road would have revealed the telltale sign of a spike strip being drug through the sand after it did it’s damage.

At that point, you know it’s not just a simple mishap and that you are in hostile territory. What to do? Arm yourselves with the two guns on hand and knives from the RV. Keep the dogs on a tight leash. Get the women folk into the RV. Siphon the gas from the truck into cans to keep in the RV. (If we can’t use the gas in the truck, no one else will either.) Remove the propane tank from the RV and take it inside. Remove the tires from the truck and set them aside.

Consider writing that dude’s cellphone number and an arrow pointing toward the gas station on the roof of the RV.

Then get everyone and the dogs into the RV and barricade the windows and doors so that no one can get in. Use the dogs and shifts throughout the night to ensure that no one breaches the RV.

A couple hours after dawn, exit RV being careful to ensure that the coast is clear. Consider sending the dogs first. When it is clear, gather all the pillows, fabric, cushions, etc. and prepare to start a fire with them. Consider leaving the propane tank on in the RV with a trip wire on the door like they did in the movie so that the whole think explodes when someone tries to walk inside. (If you do this, there is no need to put the cell number on the roof of the RV the day before.)

Start a nearby fire with some of the gas and the fabrics from the RV and put the tires on it to send thick clouds of black smoke high into the air. Then take as much food and water (esp. water) as possible (plus a bowl for the dogs to drink out of), all the weapons, the cellphone and the cellphone charger with you. Convoy back to the gas station, being careful to watch the sides and behind you as you go. Keep dogs on leash.

Get to gas station hopefully with a good amount of day light left. Consider killing attendant, interrogating him, or taking him with you. Replenish food and water, attempt to place call to authorities if land line or cellphone are available. Take any and all weapons attendant has in his possession. Gas up the car at the station. Fill up gas cans and put them in the car. Consider taking a few spare tires if possible. Get everyone in the car and drive toward civilization.

The hardest parts would be surviving that first night and then surviving the trek to the gas station. Once you get there, you’d pretty much be home free. You should probably have plenty of daylight by the time you got to the station. If not, you’d have to consider driving in the dark or shacking up at the station. The latter would be risky.
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This guy has obviously done this before. If we’re in a scary movie I’ll be hugging his nuts the entire time.

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[quote]eic wrote:
Hills Have Eyes was a neat flick, but the characters were retarded. (Except Emily de Ravin.)

First, the dad is supposed to be a cop. As a cop, I would have had the sense to notice that ALL of my tires were flat upon crashing the RV. A quick inspection would have revealed tires that were shredded, not just punctured by a nail. A short walk up the road would have revealed the telltale sign of a spike strip being drug through the sand after it did it’s damage.

At that point, you know it’s not just a simple mishap and that you are in hostile territory. What to do? Arm yourselves with the two guns on hand and knives from the RV. Keep the dogs on a tight leash. Get the women folk into the RV. Siphon the gas from the truck into cans to keep in the RV. (If we can’t use the gas in the truck, no one else will either.) Remove the propane tank from the RV and take it inside. Remove the tires from the truck and set them aside.

Consider writing that dude’s cellphone number and an arrow pointing toward the gas station on the roof of the RV.

Then get everyone and the dogs into the RV and barricade the windows and doors so that no one can get in. Use the dogs and shifts throughout the night to ensure that no one breaches the RV.

A couple hours after dawn, exit RV being careful to ensure that the coast is clear. Consider sending the dogs first. When it is clear, gather all the pillows, fabric, cushions, etc. and prepare to start a fire with them. Consider leaving the propane tank on in the RV with a trip wire on the door like they did in the movie so that the whole think explodes when someone tries to walk inside. (If you do this, there is no need to put the cell number on the roof of the RV the day before.)

Start a nearby fire with some of the gas and the fabrics from the RV and put the tires on it to send thick clouds of black smoke high into the air. Then take as much food and water (esp. water) as possible (plus a bowl for the dogs to drink out of), all the weapons, the cellphone and the cellphone charger with you. Convoy back to the gas station, being careful to watch the sides and behind you as you go. Keep dogs on leash.

Get to gas station hopefully with a good amount of day light left. Consider killing attendant, interrogating him, or taking him with you. Replenish food and water, attempt to place call to authorities if land line or cellphone are available. Take any and all weapons attendant has in his possession. Gas up the car at the station. Fill up gas cans and put them in the car. Consider taking a few spare tires if possible. Get everyone in the car and drive toward civilization.

The hardest parts would be surviving that first night and then surviving the trek to the gas station. Once you get there, you’d pretty much be home free. You should probably have plenty of daylight by the time you got to the station. If not, you’d have to consider driving in the dark or shacking up at the station. The latter would be risky.
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You sir, are a true gentleman.

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I leave for a few hours and this happens!!!

Jason Voorhees: He was a regular human until the 6th movie, then he became an uber zombie. You can’t beat the Uber Zombie unless you;re tactical about it.

Michael Myers: Has always had an unnatural toughness and intelligent. He strong enough to stab a man through the chest and hold him in the air one handed. Shoot him down and decapitate immediately.

Freddy Krueger: At the beginning, he can be stopped if you don’t believe in him. But the more people he kills, the stronger he becomes. At this point, you’re better off pulling him into the real world and killing him there.

Pinhead from Hellraiser: Get the Hell cube, figure it out, and imprison the Cenobites. Anything else will get you killed.

Candyman: No idea, I haven’t watched the movie all the way through. He might be unkillable.

Slow Zombies: Eat the Gun

Fast Zombies: Eat the Gun

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[quote]eic wrote:
Hills Have Eyes was a neat flick, but the characters were retarded. (Except Emily de Ravin.)

First, the dad is supposed to be a cop. As a cop, I would have had the sense to notice that ALL of my tires were flat upon crashing the RV. A quick inspection would have revealed tires that were shredded, not just punctured by a nail. A short walk up the road would have revealed the telltale sign of a spike strip being drug through the sand after it did it’s damage.

At that point, you know it’s not just a simple mishap and that you are in hostile territory. What to do? Arm yourselves with the two guns on hand and knives from the RV. Keep the dogs on a tight leash. Get the women folk into the RV. Siphon the gas from the truck into cans to keep in the RV. (If we can’t use the gas in the truck, no one else will either.) Remove the propane tank from the RV and take it inside. Remove the tires from the truck and set them aside.

Consider writing that dude’s cellphone number and an arrow pointing toward the gas station on the roof of the RV.

Then get everyone and the dogs into the RV and barricade the windows and doors so that no one can get in. Use the dogs and shifts throughout the night to ensure that no one breaches the RV.

A couple hours after dawn, exit RV being careful to ensure that the coast is clear. Consider sending the dogs first. When it is clear, gather all the pillows, fabric, cushions, etc. and prepare to start a fire with them. Consider leaving the propane tank on in the RV with a trip wire on the door like they did in the movie so that the whole think explodes when someone tries to walk inside. (If you do this, there is no need to put the cell number on the roof of the RV the day before.)

Start a nearby fire with some of the gas and the fabrics from the RV and put the tires on it to send thick clouds of black smoke high into the air. Then take as much food and water (esp. water) as possible (plus a bowl for the dogs to drink out of), all the weapons, the cellphone and the cellphone charger with you. Convoy back to the gas station, being careful to watch the sides and behind you as you go. Keep dogs on leash.

Get to gas station hopefully with a good amount of day light left. Consider killing attendant, interrogating him, or taking him with you. Replenish food and water, attempt to place call to authorities if land line or cellphone are available. Take any and all weapons attendant has in his possession. Gas up the car at the station. Fill up gas cans and put them in the car. Consider taking a few spare tires if possible. Get everyone in the car and drive toward civilization.

The hardest parts would be surviving that first night and then surviving the trek to the gas station. Once you get there, you’d pretty much be home free. You should probably have plenty of daylight by the time you got to the station. If not, you’d have to consider driving in the dark or shacking up at the station. The latter would be risky.
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Ya, but what about the second one?? What do you do there???

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how would you survive that?

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[quote]Amiright wrote:

how would you survive that? [/quote]

WOW, that was retarded.

Just saw off his legs… and rip his eyes out.

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[quote]Mr. Zero wrote:

[quote]Amiright wrote:

how would you survive that? [/quote]

WOW, that was retarded.

Just saw off his legs… and rip his eyes out.[/quote]

agreed… wasted 10 min of my life… wanted to see if anyone else would do the same

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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]eic wrote:
Hills Have Eyes was a neat flick, but the characters were retarded. (Except Emily de Ravin.)

First, the dad is supposed to be a cop. As a cop, I would have had the sense to notice that ALL of my tires were flat upon crashing the RV. A quick inspection would have revealed tires that were shredded, not just punctured by a nail. A short walk up the road would have revealed the telltale sign of a spike strip being drug through the sand after it did it’s damage.

At that point, you know it’s not just a simple mishap and that you are in hostile territory. What to do? Arm yourselves with the two guns on hand and knives from the RV. Keep the dogs on a tight leash. Get the women folk into the RV. Siphon the gas from the truck into cans to keep in the RV. (If we can’t use the gas in the truck, no one else will either.) Remove the propane tank from the RV and take it inside. Remove the tires from the truck and set them aside.

Consider writing that dude’s cellphone number and an arrow pointing toward the gas station on the roof of the RV.

Then get everyone and the dogs into the RV and barricade the windows and doors so that no one can get in. Use the dogs and shifts throughout the night to ensure that no one breaches the RV.

A couple hours after dawn, exit RV being careful to ensure that the coast is clear. Consider sending the dogs first. When it is clear, gather all the pillows, fabric, cushions, etc. and prepare to start a fire with them. Consider leaving the propane tank on in the RV with a trip wire on the door like they did in the movie so that the whole think explodes when someone tries to walk inside. (If you do this, there is no need to put the cell number on the roof of the RV the day before.)

Start a nearby fire with some of the gas and the fabrics from the RV and put the tires on it to send thick clouds of black smoke high into the air. Then take as much food and water (esp. water) as possible (plus a bowl for the dogs to drink out of), all the weapons, the cellphone and the cellphone charger with you. Convoy back to the gas station, being careful to watch the sides and behind you as you go. Keep dogs on leash.

Get to gas station hopefully with a good amount of day light left. Consider killing attendant, interrogating him, or taking him with you. Replenish food and water, attempt to place call to authorities if land line or cellphone are available. Take any and all weapons attendant has in his possession. Gas up the car at the station. Fill up gas cans and put them in the car. Consider taking a few spare tires if possible. Get everyone in the car and drive toward civilization.

The hardest parts would be surviving that first night and then surviving the trek to the gas station. Once you get there, you’d pretty much be home free. You should probably have plenty of daylight by the time you got to the station. If not, you’d have to consider driving in the dark or shacking up at the station. The latter would be risky.
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Ya, but what about the second one?? What do you do there??? [/quote]
Whatever you do, bang the blonde. SIIHP. Then die happily.

This thread is my kinda cool.

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Would I survive? Probably not.

I’m the kind of idiot that bounds into danger shouting, “Don’t worry, I’ll save you!!” in my best superhero voice.

Despite that, I think I might stand a chance against mortal enemies and I believe the general consensus is that we’d all be screwed against the supernatural ones.

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[quote]Amiright wrote:

[quote]Mr. Zero wrote:

[quote]Amiright wrote:

how would you survive that? [/quote]

WOW, that was retarded.

Just saw off his legs… and rip his eyes out.[/quote]

agreed… wasted 10 min of my life… wanted to see if anyone else would do the same [/quote]

Yep, Id just trap him and put him through a shredder.

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

Okay, I am a blonde with big boobs so according to horror movie rules I would die, but… BUT, … I would totally run and leave my amigos if the monster was attacking, and I turn on lights when I enter a room.

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Score 1 for the brunettes with small tits!

Of course given the fact that I have spiked hair and my penchant for wearing wife beaters I give off way too much of a dikey vibe to make it to the end.

Looks like its going out in a blaze of glory for me. Who’s got the explosives? I’ll carry 'em. Just light me and leave me, I’ve already been bitten.

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That s the reason why I am not scared by most horror movies. The psychopaths and mutants would be a threat but nothing a well trained and thinking man could not defeat.
The only way these standart scenes could be fatal is if I am to busy banging all the chicks and neglecting the killer.

Those movies which I find scary are the ones where you realise, that even I would have a big problem with the threat.
A good one is the edge.

I often find myself favouring the bad guys against their victims because the latter behave so silly and dumb, they deserve it.
If they spent half the energy they waste on screaming to fight, they d be out of trouble.

Also, instead of a black screen and the credits, there should be alternate endings in which, after finishing the victims, the according killers would run into a man who does everything right and just beats them up.
Or maybe they should then be killed by a bear, a predator or anything which is really dangerous.

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[quote]Ken St.Mich wrote:
That s the reason why I am not scared by most horror movies. The psychopaths and mutants would be a threat but nothing a well trained and thinking man could not defeat.
The only way these standart scenes could be fatal is if I am to busy banging all the chicks and neglecting the killer.

Those movies which I find scary are the ones where you realise, that even I would have a big problem with the threat.
A good one is the edge.

I often find myself favouring the bad guys against their victims because the latter behave so silly and dumb, they deserve it.
If they spent half the energy they waste on screaming to fight, they d be out of trouble.

Also, instead of a black screen and the credits, there should be alternate endings in which, after finishing the victims, the according killers would run into a man who does everything right and just beats them up.
Or maybe they should then be killed by a bear, a predator or anything which is really dangerous.[/quote]

2 things: Apparently (according to AndrewG) guys like us would “overthink” things . Whatever the hell that means … and …

your ending/movie would be the worst movie ever!!

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It would teach the audience something.
If you face a challenge don t scream. It won t help.
Think and act appropriately and you ll see most challenges are not as difficult as they appear.
Most horror movies are stupid and silly, same as most people.

I mean what would you think if a skinny guy in a latex mask came up to you.
I d quickly analyse the situation
What the fuck, there s a skinny guy in a latex mask coming up.
->List of possible actions
Scream, Run, beat up.
Action 3 promises the most fun
->Proceed with Action 3.

Besides I disagree. That would be a great movie.

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[quote]Ken St.Mich wrote:
It would teach the audience something.
If you face a challenge don t scream. It won t help.
Think and act appropriately and you ll see most challenges are not as difficult as they appear.
Most horror movies are stupid and silly, same as most people.

I mean what would you think if a skinny guy in a latex mask came up to you.
I d quickly analyse the situation
What the fuck, there s a skinny guy in a latex mask coming up.
->List of possible actions
Scream, Run, beat up.
Action 3 promises the most fun
->Proceed with Action 3.

Besides I disagree. That would be a great movie.[/quote]

If you’re referring to Jason Voorhies as skinny I think we’ve watched two different movies

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I meant the Collector (that was some rubbish).