Would You Survive a Horror Movie?

I wonder what if The Hulk meets that guy. Hulk will loose for sure, I mean he can’t be stopped, right? But it would be fun to watch.

Haven’t watched the movie. Looks too boring. Where did that guy popped out that tough from anyway? He isn’t human, right? I’m seriously too lazy to watch the whole movies.

And what fun is he if he can’t be stopped?

[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
I wonder what if The Hulk meets that guy. Hulk will loose for sure, I mean he can’t be stopped, right? But it would be fun to watch.

Haven’t watched the movie. Looks too boring. Where did that guy popped out that tough from anyway? He isn’t human, right? I’m seriously too lazy to watch the whole movies.

And what fun is he if he can’t be stopped? [/quote]

Is this what it’s like in the mind of someone with ADD??

I don’t even know what’s ADD. I am so hardcore!

[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
I don’t even know what’s ADD. I am so hardcore![/quote]

i lol’d

Polo you seem like the type that totally overthinks shit and would die because you’re too busy investigating whether or not they really are zombies or ghouls or whatever and get a knife right thru the heart. I’m calling it right now, Polo would be one of the first to die.

Edit: Then OG would be next. She provided absolutely no strategy except running and turning on lights, she’s definitely dead as well.

I’d survive if I knew who was directing it. Man I’d give anything to live through one of Sam Rami’s pictures. Haha I’m a total Nerd for scary movies.

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
I wonder what if The Hulk meets that guy. Hulk will loose for sure, I mean he can’t be stopped, right? But it would be fun to watch.

Haven’t watched the movie. Looks too boring. Where did that guy popped out that tough from anyway? He isn’t human, right? I’m seriously too lazy to watch the whole movies.

And what fun is he if he can’t be stopped? [/quote]

Is this what it’s like in the mind of someone with ADD??[/quote]

hahahaha! wait… I mean I snickered really quietly.

we seriously need initials for that.

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Polo you seem like the type that totally overthinks shit and would die because you’re too busy investigating whether or not they really are zombies or ghouls or whatever and get a knife right thru the heart. I’m calling it right now, Polo would be one of the first to die.

Edit: Then OB would be next. She provided absolutely no strategy except running and turning on lights, she’s definitely dead as well.[/quote]

am I OB? or did he mean OP? HEY LIGHTS ARE POWERFUL!!! No one seems to use them.


^ lol sorry fixed the typo. Eating my PWO meal while typing. Sorry! =(

OB = OctoberGirl Boobies

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[quote]Stength4life wrote:
I’d survive if I knew who was directing it. Man I’d give anything to live through one of Sam Rami’s pictures. Haha I’m a total Nerd for scary movies. [/quote]

That’s about the only way to survive when applying the laws of horror films to your predicament.

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
OB = OctoberGirl Boobies

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Shhh!! I like making subtle sexually suggestive posts towards her without her realizing.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
I wonder what if The Hulk meets that guy. Hulk will loose for sure, I mean he can’t be stopped, right? But it would be fun to watch.

Haven’t watched the movie. Looks too boring. Where did that guy popped out that tough from anyway? He isn’t human, right? I’m seriously too lazy to watch the whole movies.

And what fun is he if he can’t be stopped? [/quote]

Is this what it’s like in the mind of someone with ADD??[/quote]

hahahaha! wait… I mean I snickered really quietly.

we seriously need initials for that.

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lqtm = lqugh quietly to myself.

No, seriously. Evil gets an upgrade? Man this is so stupid. I actually feel embarresed just by thinking of it.

[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
No, seriously. Evil gets an upgrade? Man this is so stupid. I actually feel embarresed just by thinking of it.[/quote]

Yea, it’s definitely stupid, but that thing would still kill you inside of 10 seconds. ; )

[quote]Kerley wrote:

anyone who says “ill be right back” or “whos there?” is a goner,

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When Ahnold say “I’ll be back,” he’s always back. He can’t be terminated by some pussy villain from horror films who can’t squat heavy.

Personally, if I’m in a horror movie, I would not be afraid or give a fuck. So I’d be some random guy who gets killed for no reason in the beginning. Actually, I’d just show up at the end of the movie to fuck the girl who survives.

[quote]cct wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

anyone who says “ill be right back” or “whos there?” is a goner,

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When Ahnold say “I’ll be back,” he’s always back. He can’t be terminated by some pussy villain from horror films who can’t squat heavy.

Personally, if I’m in a horror movie, I would not be afraid or give a fuck. So I’d be some random guy who gets killed for no reason in the beginning. Actually, I’d just show up at the end of the movie to fuck the girl who survives. [/quote]

well that is not a horror film so them rules dont apply…

Zombies- Go into solitude and live off of the land.

Jason, Myers, etc- Get completely naked, and when they see you accuse them of being gay unless they turn around. While they’re turned around waiting for you to get dressed, sneak away quietly.

[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
Polo you seem like the type that totally overthinks shit and would die because you’re too busy investigating whether or not they really are zombies or ghouls or whatever and get a knife right thru the heart. I’m calling it right now, Polo would be one of the first to die.

Edit: Then OG would be next. She provided absolutely no strategy except running and turning on lights, she’s definitely dead as well.[/quote]

Are you kidding!!! running is good! so much better thatn, “I think I heard something in the dark and scary basement, I think I will go look and not turn on any lights”!!!

so much a win…

Clowns never have, nor will they ever be helpful to hang around while in a horror movie. As harmless as the might seem, they WILL kill you once you let your guard down