Would You Survive a Horror Movie?

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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
I respectfully disagree. If you’re in the shower for 15 minutes, you are doing more than rinsing the grogginess away. 7 minutes should be plenty. A 3 minute grace period is allowable. Anything more, and you’re doing things you shouldn’t be doing in there.[/quote]

Well in my defense ever since I read this post by vagita my showers are taking a bit longer.

[quote]Vegita wrote:

I thought I already went through this but let me do it again. Soap the crack, or shaving cream if your fussy. Razor in right hand, right leg goes up on side of tub, left hand pulls left cheek away from right cheek. Right hand equipped with razor makes gentle passes starting from the taint to the tailbone.

If you have never done it or haven’t done it in a while, every single swipe is going to clog the razor, rinse it off after every swipe. My shower has the “massage” setting on the shower head, this is better for removing clumped hair from the razor. Keep going and adding additional soap/cream when needed.

Pretty soon the razor will stop getting all clogged up, at that point in time, just rub your fingers around the crack a little and you can identify specific little patches that you might have missed.

One the left side is cleared, switch hands and switch your stance up. Repeat the process. I find making passes from the taint towards the tailbone to be the safest and most efficient.

So, once you have removed 99% of the hair from the crack, you have a couple options. If you are OCD, get out of the shower and dry your crack, pull any remaining hairs out with your fingers. Sometimes there are a few stubborn ones that just keep dodging the razor.

I really can’t explain it in any more detail, and I don’t think I am going to post a training video. so get in the shower and do your best, seriously, I came up with a way all on my own, if your determined, you will find a way to do pretty much anything.

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LMAO[/quote]

Yea, screw them, I’m taking a 15 minute shower and I’m enjoying it. I just stand under the water as hot as I can tolerate it for the first 5 minutes. It’s not just that it wakes me up, it’s almost necessary, like it opens me up or soemthing, just the sensation of basically burning my skin every morning. I like it.

However, if I need to take a shower to get clean and I need to do it fast, 3 minutes is a long shower.

V

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
“Night of the Demons” the most honest of all human reactions I have ever seen in any horror movie.

It was only by one character but it was what I thought I would do if demons came out of the walls and people started turning into demons…RUN.

It was funny at times because he didn’t even warn them a demon was coming at times he would be standing right next to someone talking he seen a demon coming there way and took off ahahahah No warning, nothing just teekow running like a track star.[/quote]

You and I are the only mother fuckers who have seen that movie.

“You won’t get me” jumps out of a window[/quote]

hahahahahahaahah OH MAN AND at the end I really thought he was playing hero letting her climb the wall first. “COME ON GIRL, MOVE FASTER…” he pulled her ass down and right over the wall. I laughed as hard as I have ever laughed in my life.

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I’m a virgin so I suppose I would. The final man.

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[quote]polo77j wrote:
Funny you should mention the environment as a strategic advantage in survivng. You are 100% correct with your first assessment. We, as rational sane human beings, would be much safer and much more likely to survive in remote areas such as in the mountains or the tundra in the event of an outbreak or zombie infestation than anywhere else. The remote isolation is the main reason. The climate is another. And the fact we can survive and forage for food increases our likely hood of outlasting the outbreak.

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Unless its Nazi zombies…

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[quote]Paste42 wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Funny you should mention the environment as a strategic advantage in survivng. You are 100% correct with your first assessment. We, as rational sane human beings, would be much safer and much more likely to survive in remote areas such as in the mountains or the tundra in the event of an outbreak or zombie infestation than anywhere else. The remote isolation is the main reason. The climate is another. And the fact we can survive and forage for food increases our likely hood of outlasting the outbreak.

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Unless its Nazi zombies…

In cold enough temperatures they molecular make up would freeze and they would move slower/freeze still but when thawed they would still be animated ie the cold wouldn’t kill them but render them harmless unless thawed

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[quote]Kerley wrote:
black people are dead, so wol GTFO.

sluts are dead, Sex = Death

anyone who says “ill be right back” or “whos there?” is a goner,

If you find the mangled body of a friend, camping partner, janitor, or who ever, don?t stay and investigate. Run like hell or you will be next.

stick to this and we will all survive.

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The Irish drunk die by broken beer bottle to the throat. AKA Kerley GTFO

You won’t get me.

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[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Paste42 wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
Funny you should mention the environment as a strategic advantage in survivng. You are 100% correct with your first assessment. We, as rational sane human beings, would be much safer and much more likely to survive in remote areas such as in the mountains or the tundra in the event of an outbreak or zombie infestation than anywhere else. The remote isolation is the main reason. The climate is another. And the fact we can survive and forage for food increases our likely hood of outlasting the outbreak.

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Unless its Nazi zombies…

In cold enough temperatures they molecular make up would freeze and they would move slower/freeze still but when thawed they would still be animated ie the cold wouldn’t kill them but render them harmless unless thawed[/quote]

I agree lol. My post was more of a funny/good place to embed this video.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
black people are dead, so wol GTFO.

sluts are dead, Sex = Death

anyone who says “ill be right back” or “whos there?” is a goner,

If you find the mangled body of a friend, camping partner, janitor, or who ever, don?t stay and investigate. Run like hell or you will be next.

stick to this and we will all survive.

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The Irish drunk die by broken beer bottle to the throat. AKA Kerley GTFO

You won’t get me.[/quote]

well at least i wont die in the 1st 10 mins.

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[quote]polo77j wrote:
I wouldn’t trust some old crusy toothless gas station clerk in the middle of nowhere about some old abandoned dirt fucking road to begin with. You have to think to yourself at one point: It’s an abandoned road. It’s abandoned for a fucking reason. I’ll stick to this road so I can get to San Deigo without being tied up to a tree and burned alive.

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Bingo. I’d never get into a situation like that in the first place, based on my inherent distrust of old crusty, toothless gas station clerks in the middle of nowhere - you know, just on general principles…

As far as Jason - c’mon dude - a puddle of gas? They blew this motherfucker into a million pieces of chunky stew in one of the movies. An entire heavily armed SWAT team shreds him to pieces with small arms fire and explosives. There wasn’t enough left to put in a paper bag, and that fucker came back AGAIN!!

He’s an unstoppable killing machine that would waste anyone here in minutes… ; )

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[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I wouldn’t trust some old crusy toothless gas station clerk in the middle of nowhere about some old abandoned dirt fucking road to begin with. You have to think to yourself at one point: It’s an abandoned road. It’s abandoned for a fucking reason. I’ll stick to this road so I can get to San Deigo without being tied up to a tree and burned alive.

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Bingo. I’d never get into a situation like that in the first place, based on my inherent distrust of old crusty, toothless gas station clerks in the middle of nowhere - you know, just on general principles…

As far as Jason - c’mon dude - a puddle of gas? They blew this motherfucker into a million pieces of chunky stew in one of the movies. An entire heavily armed SWAT team shreds him to pieces with small arms fire and explosives. There wasn’t enough left to put in a paper bag, and that fucker came back AGAIN!!

He’s an unstoppable killing machine that would waste anyone here in minutes… ; ) [/quote]

Yea, I thought of that after I hit submit … oh well

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[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:
I wouldn’t trust some old crusy toothless gas station clerk in the middle of nowhere about some old abandoned dirt fucking road to begin with. You have to think to yourself at one point: It’s an abandoned road. It’s abandoned for a fucking reason. I’ll stick to this road so I can get to San Deigo without being tied up to a tree and burned alive.

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Bingo. I’d never get into a situation like that in the first place, based on my inherent distrust of old crusty, toothless gas station clerks in the middle of nowhere - you know, just on general principles…

As far as Jason - c’mon dude - a puddle of gas? They blew this motherfucker into a million pieces of chunky stew in one of the movies. An entire heavily armed SWAT team shreds him to pieces with small arms fire and explosives. There wasn’t enough left to put in a paper bag, and that fucker came back AGAIN!!

He’s an unstoppable killing machine that would waste anyone here in minutes… ; ) [/quote]

Yea, I thought of that after I hit submit … oh well[/quote]

You need to put him in a concrete prison (pour him into a concrete form) and then bury his ass DEEP. I mean really deep. Like 50-50 on wheather if he digs out he’s gonna be in china or the US.

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Dude, there’s not much anyone can do against your garden-variety unstoppable killing machine… lol…

I mean, a 7 foot, 250+ pound monster that doesn’t feel pain, can keep attacking through the worst injuries you could possibly inflict, and who is also pretty much an undead, supernatural being with the strength of a thousand men and an unquenchable, undying blood-lust??!

Hercules himself would be hard pressed to stop it from killing him…

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You can kill jason in vacuum.
Throw him in outter space.

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[quote]SkyNett wrote:
Dude, there’s not much anyone can do against your garden-variety unstoppable killing machine… lol…

I mean, a 7 foot, 250+ pound monster that doesn’t feel pain, can keep attacking through the worst injuries you could possibly inflict, and who is also pretty much an undead, supernatural being with the strength of a thousand men and an unquenchable, undying blood-lust??!

Hercules himself would be hard pressed to stop it from killing him… [/quote]

But if I had a castle wall…

V

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Skynetts about right … Jason’s classified as a ghoul I think. But I think a castle wall with really rude Frenchmen might do the trick

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[quote]polo77j wrote:
Skynetts about right … Jason’s classified as a ghoul I think. But I think a castle wall with really rude Frenchmen might do the trick[/quote]

And livestock catapults!

V

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[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
You can kill jason in vacuum.
Throw him in outter space.[/quote]

They tried that in Jason X…

It just pissed him off more and he came back as kind of a Terminator/Jason thing…even more unstoppable than before…titanium plated and shit…

It’s really a no-win situation when it comes to Jason.

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Yea - he came back as this thing…

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Remember the movie “Quarantine”? How the heck do you get out of that one? Not only are you trapped with rapidly infectious rabies, but you have snipers outside that will not let you get away.

That movie scared the bejeeezus out of me, especially at the end.

Okay, I am a blonde with big boobs so according to horror movie rules I would die, but… BUT, … I would totally run and leave my amigos if the monster was attacking, and I turn on lights when I enter a room.

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[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
You can kill jason in vacuum.
Throw him in outter space.[/quote]

They tried that in Jason X…

It just pissed him off more and he came back as kind of a Terminator/Jason thing…even more unstoppable than before…titanium plated and shit…

It’s really a no-win situation when it comes to Jason. [/quote]

volcano, … or… date Paris Hilton, he will kill himself.