You mean this one?
[quote]gonepostal wrote:
You mean this one?[/quote]
That’s…really quite sexy actually.
[quote]Stern wrote:
[quote]gonepostal wrote:
You mean this one?[/quote]
That’s…really quite sexy actually.[/quote]
Yeah, I’m not sure either of us is doing this right.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Win a $450 million lottery and give every penny away
OR
Win a Prius at a raffle and have to keep it.
[/quote]
does giving the 450 mill away to stripers count?
[quote]Ratchet wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Win a $450 million lottery and give every penny away
OR
Win a Prius at a raffle and have to keep it.
[/quote]
does giving the 450 mill away to stripers count?[/quote]
Only if you can do it in one day at one club…using only single dollar bills.
[quote]killerDIRK wrote:
Random Person, wait…is there jail time involved with the shooting of said random person or do we get a freebie ?[/quote]
Let’s say “a freebie” so there are no other variables.
Have a threesome with Janet Reno and Ruth Bader Ginsburg (eyes need to be open the entire time) or have someone inflict paper cuts between the fingers on one of your hands.
[quote]biglifter wrote:
Have a threesome with Janet Reno and Ruth Bader Ginsburg (eyes need to be open the entire time) or have someone inflict paper cuts between the fingers on one of your hands.[/quote]
PAPER CUTS!
Paper cuts heal. The emotional scars of the Reno/Ginsburg experience do not.
make love to a kanaroo…missionary, eyes open, deep kissing
or
have to eat all your meals for the rest of your life in a men’s bathroom at a giant sports arena…thats always in use with no off season. say, a hockey arena that does lots of other shit during the off season
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]biglifter wrote:
Have a threesome with Janet Reno and Ruth Bader Ginsburg (eyes need to be open the entire time) or have someone inflict paper cuts between the fingers on one of your hands.[/quote]
PAPER CUTS!
Paper cuts heal. The emotional scars of the Reno/Ginsburg experience do not. [/quote]
A W E S O M E ! still shooting a random person though…in the knee. Hurts like hell but
they would live, do unto others 
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
make love to a kanaroo…missionary, eyes open, deep kissing
or
have to eat all your meals for the rest of your life in a men’s bathroom at a giant sports arena…thats always in use with no off season. say, a hockey arena that does lots of other shit during the off season[/quote]
Is the kangaroo a willing participant, or is it kicking and flailing and trying to vault itself up with its tail?
And in answer to your question…the kangaroo.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
make love to a kanaroo…missionary, eyes open, deep kissing
or
have to eat all your meals for the rest of your life in a men’s bathroom at a giant sports arena…thats always in use with no off season. say, a hockey arena that does lots of other shit during the off season[/quote]
Is the kangaroo a willing participant, or is it kicking and flailing and trying to vault itself up with its tail?
And in answer to your question…the kangaroo.[/quote]
the roo wants it and will not fight back.
no condoms allowed
you have to cum inside of it
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
the roo wants it and will not fight back.
no condoms allowed
you have to cum inside of it
[/quote]
OK definitely now the kangaroo, no question.
By a landslide…
Would you rather…
a.) Live your life as an especially short, especially stout dwarf (like “Willow”, in the movie “Willow”) but have a limitless supply of magic acorns that you could throw to cast spells, defend yourself with, etc (also like “Willow”, in the movie “Willow”). To complicate things, you also have an extremely high probability of developing severe diabetes.
OR
b.) Spend 10 years in a solitary confinement cell with TV’s Mario Lopez, listening to no fewer than 20 hours per day of Mario Lopez related-anecdotes? After release, you are (for some reason) paid a pension of $40,000 per year until you die.
[quote]biglifter wrote:
Have a threesome with Janet Reno and Ruth Bader Ginsburg (eyes need to be open the entire time) or have someone inflict paper cuts between the fingers on one of your hands.[/quote]
Depends. Will they do anal?
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Would you rather…
a.) Live your life as an especially short, especially stout dwarf (like “Willow”, in the movie “Willow”) but have a limitless supply of magic acorns that you could throw to cast spells, defend yourself with, etc (also like “Willow”, in the movie “Willow”). To complicate things, you also have an extremely high probability of developing severe diabetes.
OR
b.) Spend 10 years in a solitary confinement cell with TV’s Mario Lopez, listening to no fewer than 20 hours per day of Mario Lopez related-anecdotes? After release, you are (for some reason) paid a pension of $40,000 per year until you die.[/quote]
Can I cast a spell to make everyone else see me differently?
[quote]xXSeraphimXx wrote:
Can I cast a spell to make everyone else see me differently?
[/quote]
A valid question, but no.
The spells you can cast are borderline decent, but not that cool.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
Would you rather…
a.) Live your life as an especially short, especially stout dwarf (like “Willow”, in the movie “Willow”) but have a limitless supply of magic acorns that you could throw to cast spells, defend yourself with, etc (also like “Willow”, in the movie “Willow”). To complicate things, you also have an extremely high probability of developing severe diabetes.
OR
b.) Spend 10 years in a solitary confinement cell with TV’s Mario Lopez, listening to no fewer than 20 hours per day of Mario Lopez related-anecdotes? After release, you are (for some reason) paid a pension of $40,000 per year until you die.[/quote]
If I choose A, do I get my own movie?
[quote]howie424 wrote:
If I choose A, do I get my own movie?
[/quote]
Yes, but you will collect no money for it, and starring in it will not make women want to sleep with you.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
b.) Spend 10 years in a solitary confinement cell with TV’s Mario Lopez, listening to no fewer than 20 hours per day of Mario Lopez related-anecdotes? After release, you are (for some reason) paid a pension of $40,000 per year until you die.[/quote]
Depends. 1. Is the money considered taxable income? and 2. Is it considered OK to make Mario my prag?