Maybe counts as a 1
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
With a million dollars to spend, would you: Do two chicks at one time or nothing[/quote]
haha,office space is my fave movie.
Squats or deadlifts for the rest of your life,one or the other? id pick deadlifts.
[quote]BIG-GEORDIE wrote:
Squats or deadlifts for the rest of your life,one or the other? id pick deadlifts.[/quote]
Squats, even though I suck at them and am pretty good at deadlifts (350lb max squat, 495lb max deadlift). You know that annoying fuck in every gym who attributes his shitty squat performance to his long femurs? That’s me.
Still think it is a better exercise though.
[quote]Alipereira wrote:
Being anally rape once, or having your dick chopped off[/quote]
does it have to be rape, what if he took me to a nice restaurant first and bought me jewelry?
Eat bad indian fast food off of Mick Jaggers’ navel or lose 4 inches of penis length while your in college. Theoretically, for everyone older than college age.
And Mick Jagger wants you to do it, you know, like its a sexual thing for him. He plays a concert and you groupie up and eat the indian food. But not the Mick Jagger you knew in college. The old Mick Jagger that played at the Superbowl a few years back.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Drink a cup of your own urine
OR
Drink a cup of Rachel McAdams’ saliva.
Take a punch square in the face from Mike Tyson
OR
You punch an innocent 3-year old girl in the face.
Win a $450 million lottery and give every penny away
OR
Win a Prius at a raffle and have to keep it.
[/quote]
Urine.
Tyson.
Lottery.
But Tyson needs to sing the theme song from Chess the musical at the end.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Have to use LiveSpill or read Nominal Prospect’s posts?[/quote]
I don’t know what the second one is but I’m picking that.
[quote]BIG-GEORDIE wrote:
Squats or deadlifts for the rest of your life,one or the other? id pick deadlifts.[/quote]
Squats. No contest.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Blind or deaf?[/quote]
Deaf. You’d be amazed how successful you’ll be when you don’t listen to the negative shit people spill.
[quote]killerDIRK wrote:
As George Carlin once said " I have never fucked a 10, but I have fucked five 2’s and I think that is an achievement. Never fucked a 1 though…was never drunk enough to fuck a 1"
being I am not Hancock, Ill take the hole for a week.
Menstral fluid and me catching her ; )[/quote]
You know what they say:
Fuck a 10 once
or fuck five 2’s = 10
[quote]BDSLift wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Drink a cup of your own urine
OR
Drink a cup of Rachel McAdams’ saliva.
Take a punch square in the face from Mike Tyson
OR
You punch an innocent 3-year old girl in the face.
Win a $450 million lottery and give every penny away
OR
Win a Prius at a raffle and have to keep it.
[/quote]
Damn I had two go measure a cup of water before I answered.
My urine (spit is spit when it’s in a cup but urine can be watered down to damn near clear form)
Tyson punch for bragging rights But…No 3 yr old is innocent. Little fuckers are always guilty of something.
450 million I could still have mad fun giving it away.
[/quote]
If you give it away to hookers, dealers and car dealers you could enjoy that quite a bit.
Also, it might take me around 40 years to give it all away, it is, after all, quite a bit of money.
So could I go shopping but instead of paying the actual price (say 45 $) just give them 200 and leave…?
ok, ok…would you rather fuck Monica Belluci or teabag a deep fat fryer?
Am I doin this rite?
There’s this old one from grade school"
You’re in a vat of shit up to your neck and someone throws a bucket of snot at you. Do you duck?
[quote]Nards wrote:
There’s this old one from grade school"
You’re in a vat of shit up to your neck and someone throws a bucket of snot at you. Do you duck?[/quote]
Turn my head or nod. If those are not options, then duck just out of sheer principal and defiance. But would have to get the timing right, and I’m bad with timing…
[quote]chochky1 wrote:
- Have sex with your mom, video tape it, and have the film sent to everyone you know.
OR
- Blow your brains out.[/quote]
2., definitely, even without the video tape.
Would you rather shoot a random person or shoot yourself?
EDIT: I would shoot myself because I value my values higher than my life. IMO life has no value without values. Also it would not be nice to live after doing something like that.
Random Person, wait…is there jail time involved with the shooting of said random person or do we get a freebie ?