Being anally rape once, or having your dick chopped off
[quote]BDSLift wrote:
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
[quote]pgtips wrote:
[quote]BDSLift wrote:
Isolation in the hole, hell 2 weeks.
Fuck your version of the perfect woman for a year then no more sex ever.
OR
Fuck your version of various 2’s for the rest of your life.
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Can you post a pic of a 2? just so I can get a feel for it.[/quote]
This is a 2 on a bad day.[/quote]
Since it seems a better more universal unit of measure is needed
This is what we will now call a 2[/quote]
If thats a 2, I choose the perfect woman for a year. I can always wank for the rest of my life.
With a million dollars to spend, would you: Do two chicks at one time or nothing
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
With a million dollars to spend, would you: Do two chicks at one time or nothing[/quote]
Nothing. 2 chicks are only fun till the first pop, then you have to listen to them bitch that one was on ball lick duty while the other one got all the heat.
And you can learn that for the cost of a couple beers and some damn charming conversation.
Drink a cup of your own urine
OR
Drink a cup of Rachel McAdams’ saliva.
Take a punch square in the face from Mike Tyson
OR
You punch an innocent 3-year old girl in the face.
Win a $450 million lottery and give every penny away
OR
Win a Prius at a raffle and have to keep it.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Drink a cup of your own urine
OR
Drink a cup of Rachel McAdams’ saliva.
Take a punch square in the face from Mike Tyson
OR
You punch an innocent 3-year old girl in the face.
Win a $450 million lottery and give every penny away
OR
Win a Prius at a raffle and have to keep it.
[/quote]
Damn I had two go measure a cup of water before I answered.
My urine (spit is spit when it’s in a cup but urine can be watered down to damn near clear form)
Tyson punch for bragging rights But…No 3 yr old is innocent. Little fuckers are always guilty of something.
450 million I could still have mad fun giving it away.
Here’s one specifically for Nards
Chew Bubblegum or Kick Ass?
[quote]BDSLift wrote:
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
[quote]pgtips wrote:
[quote]BDSLift wrote:
Isolation in the hole, hell 2 weeks.
Fuck your version of the perfect woman for a year then no more sex ever.
OR
Fuck your version of various 2’s for the rest of your life.
[/quote]
Can you post a pic of a 2? just so I can get a feel for it.[/quote]
This is a 2 on a bad day.[/quote]
Since it seems a better more universal unit of measure is needed
This is what we will now call a 2[/quote]
I’m going to regret this… But I have to ask now what a one looks like.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Drink a cup of your own urine
OR
Drink a cup of Rachel McAdams’ saliva.
[/quote]
How is this even a question?
[quote]Broncoandy wrote:
[quote]BDSLift wrote:
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
[quote]pgtips wrote:
[quote]BDSLift wrote:
Isolation in the hole, hell 2 weeks.
Fuck your version of the perfect woman for a year then no more sex ever.
OR
Fuck your version of various 2’s for the rest of your life.
[/quote]
Can you post a pic of a 2? just so I can get a feel for it.[/quote]
This is a 2 on a bad day.[/quote]
Since it seems a better more universal unit of measure is needed
This is what we will now call a 2[/quote]
I’m going to regret this… But I have to ask now what a one looks like.[/quote]
HA, Hey I didn’t want to put a pic up at all. LMAO.
Everyone has a dif view of what a 2 or 10 is so I left it open at first. But then someone had to throw a pic up so I had to even things out.
A 1 is what you would never want to hit in a million years of life. She could look great but maybe she can’t stop dropping Horse Size Shits every 20second. Or she could look like Sandra Bernhart But her banging skill blow your mind so she is a 10.
1 & 10 is whatever you want them to be.
Let megan fox do you with a strap on or ride a man?
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
Let megan fox do you with a strap on or ride a man?[/quote]
Its the same thing…No matter how much you want to pretend.
All you guys and your 1-10 nonsense. A girl is either a 1 (sexually attractive enough to engage in coitus) or a 0 (not sexually attractive enough to engage in coitus). Simple.
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
Let megan fox do you with a strap on or ride a man?[/quote]
So, you just want to get fucked?
[quote]TheJonty wrote:
All you guys and your 1-10 nonsense. A girl is either a 1 (sexually attractive enough to engage in coitus) or a 0 (not sexually attractive enough to engage in coitus). Simple.[/quote]
Tee Hee… coitus
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Here’s one specifically for Nards
Chew Bubblegum or Kick Ass?[/quote]
Ha! This one’s great.
I will reluctantly choose the bubblegum. Just to be nice.
Have 17 testicles, or one the size of a coconut?
[quote]BDSLift wrote:
[quote]Broncoandy wrote:
[quote]BDSLift wrote:
[quote]Swolegasm wrote:
[quote]pgtips wrote:
[quote]BDSLift wrote:
Isolation in the hole, hell 2 weeks.
Fuck your version of the perfect woman for a year then no more sex ever.
OR
Fuck your version of various 2’s for the rest of your life.
[/quote]
Can you post a pic of a 2? just so I can get a feel for it.[/quote]
This is a 2 on a bad day.[/quote]
Since it seems a better more universal unit of measure is needed
This is what we will now call a 2[/quote]
I’m going to regret this… But I have to ask now what a one looks like.[/quote]
HA, Hey I didn’t want to put a pic up at all. LMAO.
Everyone has a dif view of what a 2 or 10 is so I left it open at first. But then someone had to throw a pic up so I had to even things out.
A 1 is what you would never want to hit in a million years of life. She could look great but maybe she can’t stop dropping Horse Size Shits every 20second. Or she could look like Sandra Bernhart But her banging skill blow your mind so she is a 10.
1 & 10 is whatever you want them to be.[/quote]