And I mean my ego will favour me…not the normal humans lol
BTW, bears are severely underrated in their frightfullness.
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Not in my mind they aren’t. Bears are fucking nightmare material.
I would choose to fight a hundred goose-sized ones. Figure that if I am gonna die, at least it will be with my heart rate in the fat burning zone. And I’d probably win anyway, so long as they come one at a time like in any respectable movie.
They don’t. You’re at opposite ends of the room when you start, but that’s it.
By fucking who? What kind of eejit doesn’t think they’re one of the most terrifying animals on the planet?
The people who die taking selfies with them?
Is this supposed to mean that bears are scarier than most people think, or that bears are easier to scare than most people think?
This shit here looks plenty frightful to me. Now I wonder if this changes my approach. Are the polar bears shaved? Cause if they are, I am choosing the goose!
Looks like a chupacabra on gear! 
There is a bold chimp at our local zoo. When you see that you realise just how much muscle a chimp is packing.
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giant goose will freak me the hell out, i’ll stick with 20 small bears.
Can you imagine being any part of this production?
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Right, right. But how big is the room? And how mad are these geese sized polar bears?
Read the original post, bro.
And they hold you directly responsible for global warming.
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But I would have to scroll all the way up there!
So I guess it is like 20 bears in a relatively big enclosure. I like my chances! Alternatively, I bet I could make friends with a ginormous goose. I hear they like fowl language.
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Now THIS is a worthy thread bump.
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20 normal size very hungry polar bears. At least gonna be quick!
Would you guys rather fight six midget @T3hPwnisher’s, or three 6’10, 380lbs Mark Rippetoe’s?
In both scenario’s, everyone is wearing multi-ply squat suits, but only you are wearing a rigid neck brace that forces you to look downwards at about 45 degrees at all times.
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HIP DRAAAAAAHHHVE!
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Getting butt-checked in the face by a giant rippetoe is kind of scary, and the neck brace wouldn’t hurt against 3 foot opponents, but I’d mostly be worried about pwn just ignoring all the injuries I gave him
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It would be far scarier having to listen to 3 of him rabbit on about God knows what…