Well, now ih can show how hungry he really is.
I’ll bet lion meat is pure fucking testosterone, just dripping with it! I’d eat it; it would probably add several inches to my arms, chest, quads, dick and lats. And it would probably let me fuck like a goddamned battering ram for hours at a time and completely eliminate any sort of refractory period.
Tim Phoenix would eat a lion. If any of you even remember that guy.
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[quote]Wambat wrote:
Tucson restaurant to sell African lion tacos
WTF isn’t this just eating cat but bigger? Why import it from Africa when there is a ready (and cheaper) supply of the locally produced domestic variety.
What next? Tiger? Better watch it IH they could be putting you on the menu next.
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Who’s eatin who, motherfucker?!?[/quote]
I think i just watched that GIF 15 times in a row trying to figure out what I would do if I was that elephant rider dude…
All I kept thinking was “Damn I wish I had a big ass gun”
[quote]MattyG35 wrote:
I’m surprised that isn’t illegal considering lions are very close to being labelled an endangered species.
I’d only eat it if I won a fight where it was it or me. Even then I don’t think I’d feel good about it.[/quote]
I was in Kenya training some of their military/customs/park rangers and one of they guys who was going through our course was from the Masi Tribe. He had to kill a lion with a spear before he was allowed to be considered a ‘man’ and get married. It was an awesome story and he was a bad ass dude.
[quote]Wambat wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
My God, could you imagine seeing a tiger like that coming at you, Jesus Christ man. I would shit my pants, and then be eaten. [/quote]
You got that right! She was out of the brush and in the air like a shot!!
Here’s one version of the clip.
There’s better quality clips out there, but this is from tv… it’s not bad.
Fucking hell! That Tiger came from out of no where. It’s just like a cat playing with a mouse.
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Don’t forget the part where it JUMPS ON TOP OF A FUCKING ELEPHANT!
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I’ll bet lion meat is pure fucking testosterone, just dripping with it! I’d eat it; it would probably add several inches to my arms, chest, quads, dick and lats. And it would probably let me fuck like a goddamned battering ram for hours at a time and completely eliminate any sort of refractory period.[/quote]
Actually it makes you want to grow your hair long, lay around in the heat not moving, telling the women to make you a zebra sammich and not giving a fuck until a Hyena comes by then your body is filled with disgust and testosterone until you kill everyone one of those scavengers and break their necks.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I’ll bet lion meat is pure fucking testosterone, just dripping with it! I’d eat it; it would probably add several inches to my arms, chest, quads, dick and lats. And it would probably let me fuck like a goddamned battering ram for hours at a time and completely eliminate any sort of refractory period.[/quote]
Actually it makes you want to grow your hair long, lay around in the heat not moving, telling the women to make you a zebra sammich and not giving a fuck until a Hyena comes by then your body is filled with disgust and testosterone until you kill everyone one of those scavengers and break their necks. I’d know.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Tim Phoenix would eat a lion. If any of you even remember that guy.[/quote]
You mean Thor?
Yep lets just keep killing all the awesome wildlife so you guys are happy then all we’ll have left is our ugly mugs to look at and your kids own kids will grow up thinking what big pricks we were for not leaving anything but people around for them to view and enjoy.
Everything living thing on the planet was meant to be food.
especially humans… humans with cucumber sauce
In theory, absolutely.
In reality, nope.
As stated before I believe their an endangered species, so I wouldn’t. But if I was in the bush have naked with a spear in hand and I killed it with my own hands. I would eat it without hesitation.
What does a carnivorous animal taste like? And are there any issues with eating them health wise. Most of the animals I consume live off of grains.
Snake taste pretty good, so do crocodiles.
I would only eat it if I killed it with my bare hands in one on one combat. You must eat what you kill!!! Other than that…nope. It’d be like eating a brother.
I’d prefer to have killed it myself before eating it, like I’ve done with all the vegetables I’ve ever bought.
I would definitely eat it. If I killed it myself I would eat its heart. That’s what we do in my family.
If it wasn’t endangered, I’d be willing to give lion a try. But then I like experimenting with trying different foods and exotic cuisines.
Where I draw the line is at food that’s so disgusting as to be completely unappetizing or even vomit-inducing. For example, I heard about monkey brains being eaten from a still-alive monkey (apparently it’s an Asian delicacy). Same goes for other Asian “delicacies” like hundred day egg and fried scorpion.
FTR, hundred day egg is a raw egg buried in a hole in the dirt and left for 100 days. The rotting process “cooks” the egg. My guess is acute salmonella poisoning wouldn’t be conducive to making gains.
[quote]BobParr wrote:
For example, I heard about monkey brains being eaten from a still-alive monkey (apparently it’s an Asian delicacy). [/quote]
On top of being disgusting, that’s also unbelievably cruel. I’m not 100% sure that this actually happens. I’ve heard of eating monkey brains, but never while the monkey is still alive.