Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?

AngryVader, I fucked up on mentioning the Arnold movie earlier…I LOL when you pointed out my blunder.

Worst movie of JC VanDamme for me was knock off.

Catch and Release was freakin awful. I was takin kicking and screaming to it by two females.

I had just trained legs that day. I dozed off around 4 times that movie and she kept freakin waking me up!

[quote]The Savage wrote:
AngryVader, I fucked up on mentioning the Arnold movie earlier…I LOL when you pointed out my blunder.

Worst movie of JC VanDamme for me was knock off.[/quote]

No worries…just giving you shit. :slight_smile:

And yeah, Junior was pretty bad.

I thought Beowulf was lame. The CGI is pretty cool, but overall the book was much better. Kids have it so good these days, I had to deal with Transformers, Scooby Doo, and Voltron.

Open Water

Soul Plane.

I’d like to take a moment to apologize to anyone who has seen that movie, for bringing up such a bad memory.

Worst movie - now there’s a hard one! The only movie I have walked out of was “Very Bad Things” and I wasn’t the only one leaving! Other than that candidates for prime turd have to be Daredevil, Event Horizon, Bram Stoker’s Dracula and (unfortunately cos I love the books) Hitchikers Guide to The Galaxy

[quote]Artem wrote:
Open Water[/quote]

LOL that movie was terrible! Thankfully threw in a random boobs shot.

[quote]bigstu wrote:
Artem wrote:
Open Water

LOL that movie was terrible! Thankfully threw in a random boobs shot.[/quote]
It wasn’t bad enough to be amusing to watch all of the fail. I just kept waiting for the good part to start… it never did.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:

And I agree with Doug and Bauer. Wall-E is one of the more highly anticipated movies of this summer. All the previews I’ve seen for this look like it’s going to be great and Pixar has yet to disappoint me.
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If you guys wanna get together and go see it…let me know. We’ve got 2 Marylanders (I don’t really live in Ireland or wherever I’m pretending to live right now) 1 PFAer and 1 on the West Coast. We could all meet in say…Ohio and see if the movie is any good or not. If we don’t agree at the end we can go and fight in the lobby and then spill over into the parking lot. I’m pretty sure any one of you could kick my ass, but I’ve been in a lot of fights where it’s me against multiple parties and I’m guessing you guys haven’t. So…as long as you promise to not come at me one at a time I’ll be kicking your asses all day long.

Phantom Menace
Being Human
2001: A Space Odyssey

[quote]sen say wrote:
AngryVader wrote:

And I agree with Doug and Bauer. Wall-E is one of the more highly anticipated movies of this summer. All the previews I’ve seen for this look like it’s going to be great and Pixar has yet to disappoint me.

If you guys wanna get together and go see it…let me know. We’ve got 2 Marylanders (I don’t really live in Ireland or wherever I’m pretending to live right now) 1 PFAer and 1 on the West Coast. We could all meet in say…Ohio and see if the movie is any good or not. If we don’t agree at the end we can go and fight in the lobby and then spill over into the parking lot. I’m pretty sure any one of you could kick my ass, but I’ve been in a lot of fights where it’s me against multiple parties and I’m guessing you guys haven’t. So…as long as you promise to not come at me one at a time I’ll be kicking your asses all day long.

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That sounds very violent and I will have no part of it!

[quote]sen say wrote:
AngryVader wrote:

And I agree with Doug and Bauer. Wall-E is one of the more highly anticipated movies of this summer. All the previews I’ve seen for this look like it’s going to be great and Pixar has yet to disappoint me.

If you guys wanna get together and go see it…let me know. We’ve got 2 Marylanders (I don’t really live in Ireland or wherever I’m pretending to live right now) 1 PFAer and 1 on the West Coast. We could all meet in say…Ohio and see if the movie is any good or not. If we don’t agree at the end we can go and fight in the lobby and then spill over into the parking lot. I’m pretty sure any one of you could kick my ass, but I’ve been in a lot of fights where it’s me against multiple parties and I’m guessing you guys haven’t. So…as long as you promise to not come at me one at a time I’ll be kicking your asses all day long.

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Don’t be ridiculous Sen Say, I’d kick your ass all by myself.

How about this, since I don’t really feel like hurting my knuckles on your face: We all fly to a central location (Ohio is fine, I guess, even though that State sucks ass outside of Cedar Point…). If the movie is good, you have to reimburse the airfare for myself, Vader, and Doug. If it’s bad, the 3 of us will combine and pay for you to get back to whatever imaginary location you’re from. What say you?

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
sen say wrote:
AngryVader wrote:

And I agree with Doug and Bauer. Wall-E is one of the more highly anticipated movies of this summer. All the previews I’ve seen for this look like it’s going to be great and Pixar has yet to disappoint me.

If you guys wanna get together and go see it…let me know. We’ve got 2 Marylanders (I don’t really live in Ireland or wherever I’m pretending to live right now) 1 PFAer and 1 on the West Coast. We could all meet in say…Ohio and see if the movie is any good or not. If we don’t agree at the end we can go and fight in the lobby and then spill over into the parking lot. I’m pretty sure any one of you could kick my ass, but I’ve been in a lot of fights where it’s me against multiple parties and I’m guessing you guys haven’t. So…as long as you promise to not come at me one at a time I’ll be kicking your asses all day long.

Don’t be ridiculous Sen Say, I’d kick your ass all by myself.

How about this, since I don’t really feel like hurting my knuckles on your face: We all fly to a central location (Ohio is fine, I guess, even though that State sucks ass outside of Cedar Point…). If the movie is good, you have to reimburse the airfare for myself, Vader, and Doug. If it’s bad, the 3 of us will combine and pay for you to get back to whatever imaginary location you’re from. What say you?[/quote]

Sounds like a good plan to me. As long as I can get popcorn. I need something to snack on during the movie and the fight afterwards.

[quote]AngryVader wrote:
The Savage wrote:
Junior with Arnold and Devito. I never saw this movie and never will. Just the trailer turned me off to it.

So was I right? Piece of crap?

So the worst movie you’ve ever seen is a movie you’ve never seen?[/quote]

The worst movies I’ve never seen are:

Swept Away - Madonna
Glitter - Mariah Carey
Crossroads - Britney Spears

Hmmm… I wonder what the theme is?

I just can’t put my finger on it.

[quote]sen say wrote:
AngryVader wrote:

And I agree with Doug and Bauer. Wall-E is one of the more highly anticipated movies of this summer. All the previews I’ve seen for this look like it’s going to be great and Pixar has yet to disappoint me.

If you guys wanna get together and go see it…let me know. We’ve got 2 Marylanders (I don’t really live in Ireland or wherever I’m pretending to live right now) 1 PFAer and 1 on the West Coast. We could all meet in say…Ohio and see if the movie is any good or not. If we don’t agree at the end we can go and fight in the lobby and then spill over into the parking lot. I’m pretty sure any one of you could kick my ass, but I’ve been in a lot of fights where it’s me against multiple parties and I’m guessing you guys haven’t. So…as long as you promise to not come at me one at a time I’ll be kicking your asses all day long.

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Can I come to referee?

EDIT:

Oh, and sen, you’ve been in Ireland for a while now. I think it’s time to move as your developing a bit of a brogue. Pretty soon I won’t be able to understand a word you type.

So Bad

[quote]CappedAndPlanIt wrote:
Soul Plane.

I’d like to take a moment to apologize to anyone who has seen that movie, for bringing up such a bad memory.[/quote]

FUCK!!

I had forgotten about this…and now you remind me!

That’s why I hate you.

Is it bad I wanted to watch Soul Plane, lol?

It looked sorta funny, maybe I will stay away.

I don’t think it can beat catch and release though as far as being awful.

[quote]Christine wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
The Savage wrote:
Junior with Arnold and Devito. I never saw this movie and never will. Just the trailer turned me off to it.

So was I right? Piece of crap?

So the worst movie you’ve ever seen is a movie you’ve never seen?

The worst movies I’ve never seen are:

Swept Away - Madonna
Glitter - Mariah Carey
Crossroads - Britney Spears

Hmmm… I wonder what the theme is?

I just can’t put my finger on it.[/quote]

Hahaha…good list. I’ve never been able to make myself watch those either.