Zoolander
Bill and Teds Bogus Journey
Sleepless in Seattle
Crossroads
both Brittney’s and Ralph Macchio’s versions
From Justin to Kelly
Phat Girlz
Cool as Ice
How come no ones mentioned…
Street Fighter!!! (van damme)
ahhh the pain!
I don’t know if that has been posted before, but I thought this is pretty funny and a good description of the movie, too.
My worst films in no particular oder
Equilibrium
Matrix 2
Aeon Flux
The Da Vinci Code
John Carpenter’s Body Bags (held the no1 spot for ages)
Broken Arrow
Obsure one this but Diary of a Country Priest (ponderous french new wave movie)
Any film with a guy playing a cop or ex-cop with a dog for a partner
There’s many more but I already want to smash the keyboard at the thought of Matrix 2!
[quote]Kliplemet wrote:
AlphaDragon wrote:
My opinion is that the worst movie ever award goes to:
Zoolander
no way, that movie is even funny at times
[/quote]
Blue Steel… Magnum… Classic
[quote]simon-hecubus wrote:
I’m with you on Cameron Diaz. Why is it that in every movie she MUST have at least one scene where she shows off her little 10-yr-old-boy-ass in a pair of panties.
Lucy Lui on the other hand — YESSSS!!![/quote]
dang. you’re right. her ass is kind of 10-year-old-boyish…and unappealing.
my brain wants to short circuit as i type that. how could cameron diaz’s ass be unappealing??
but still, there you have it. its true.
(i’d still push my tongue in it)
[quote]boatguy wrote:
Last Action Hero was a spoof…it was kind of supposed to suck, making fun of all the shitty Arnold and Sly movies of the 80’s.[/quote]
TOTALLY. Dude, I’m so fucking glad you posted this… I was waiting for someone…ANYONE to post this…
I’m sitting here thinking: These don’t understand that Last Action Hero was Arnold LAUGHING AT HIMSELF AND HIS CAREER.
Man, did I ever start liking Arnold more after that movie. When I saw him mocking himself and his own genre, I began to appreciate him on a different level.
No. Not the “pee-pee” level.
[quote]vroom wrote:
It’s taken me this long to remember, but isn’t Freddie Got Fingered the one where the guy takes a shot and it turns into a flight across the Atlantic?
Hey, that movie was bizarre, but it wasn’t bad like some of the other bad stuff being tossed around here.[/quote]
I think you’re thinking of “Snatch”.
Earth to AlphaDragon. Zoolander is classic. I don’t think you get it.
-folly
[quote]AlphaDragon wrote:
My opinion is that the worst movie ever award goes to:
Zoolander
[/quote]
[quote]larryb wrote:
vroom wrote:
It’s taken me this long to remember, but isn’t Freddie Got Fingered the one where the guy takes a shot and it turns into a flight across the Atlantic?
Hey, that movie was bizarre, but it wasn’t bad like some of the other bad stuff being tossed around here.
I think you’re thinking of “Snatch”.[/quote]
Yeah thats definitely snatch.
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
larryb wrote:
vroom wrote:
It’s taken me this long to remember, but isn’t Freddie Got Fingered the one where the guy takes a shot and it turns into a flight across the Atlantic?
Hey, that movie was bizarre, but it wasn’t bad like some of the other bad stuff being tossed around here.
I think you’re thinking of “Snatch”.
Yeah thats definitely snatch.[/quote]
I sincerely hope nobody thought “Snatch” could possibly be mentioned in this thread, that movie kicks ass.
[quote]Kliplemet wrote:
1-packlondoner wrote:
Kliplemet wrote:
AlphaDragon wrote:
My opinion is that the worst movie ever award goes to:
Zoolander
no way, that movie is even funny at times
Blue Steel… Magnum… Classic
but why models???
[/quote]
Err… cos they’re dumb?
The Flash
Wizard of Speed and Time
Blankman (Why Waynes why???)
Meteorman
Stealth.
[quote]t-ha wrote:
Stealth.[/quote]
Sorry, Biel in a bikini immediately renders that movie as impossible to be a bad movie.
[quote]TheWookie wrote:
How about any movie by M Knight Shamalamadingdong?[/quote]
For example, The Village where you find out less than halfway in that there are no monsters? Kind of kills the suspense for the last hour and a half.
[quote]Donut62 wrote:
SLJ at the Oscars:
“I’m here tonight to present the award everyone’s been waiting for: best movie. This award holds a special place in my heart because next year I’ll be winning it for Snakes on a Plane. Now I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don’t give a damn. I’m guaranteeing that Snakes on a Plane will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. New James Bond… no snakes in that! Ocean’s 13… where my snakes at? Shrek the Third… green, but not a snake. No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called Mo’ Motha-fuckin’ Snakes on Mo’ Motha-fuckin’ Planes.”
This is going to be awesome.
[/quote]
Actually, he said it in the MTV Video Awards. But I, too, cannot wait!
“At one point, the film’s working title was altered to Pacific Air Flight 121. In August 2005, a perturbed Samuel L. Jackson told an interviewer, “We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.” In another interview in early 2006, Jackson claimed that once he learned about the movie title being changed he said: “What are you doing here? It’s not Gone with the Wind. It’s not On the Waterfront. It’s Snakes on a Plane!”[6] The film was soon reverted to the working title of Snakes on a Plane on March 2, 2006.”
SLJ is the greatest man ever. I can’t wait.
I can tolerate intentionally crappy movies as much as the next guy. But if I’m gonna post here I should give my pick for the worst movie ever. So here you go.
Under Siege 2.
[quote]BFBullpup wrote:
Donut62 wrote:
SLJ at the Oscars:
“I’m here tonight to present the award everyone’s been waiting for: best movie. This award holds a special place in my heart because next year I’ll be winning it for Snakes on a Plane. Now I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don’t give a damn. I’m guaranteeing that Snakes on a Plane will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. New James Bond… no snakes in that! Ocean’s 13… where my snakes at? Shrek the Third… green, but not a snake. No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called Mo’ Motha-fuckin’ Snakes on Mo’ Motha-fuckin’ Planes.”
This is going to be awesome.
Actually, he said it in the MTV Video Awards. But I, too, cannot wait!
“At one point, the film’s working title was altered to Pacific Air Flight 121. In August 2005, a perturbed Samuel L. Jackson told an interviewer, “We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.” In another interview in early 2006, Jackson claimed that once he learned about the movie title being changed he said: “What are you doing here? It’s not Gone with the Wind. It’s not On the Waterfront. It’s Snakes on a Plane!”[6] The film was soon reverted to the working title of Snakes on a Plane on March 2, 2006.”
SLJ is the greatest man ever. I can’t wait.
I can tolerate intentionally crappy movies as much as the next guy. But if I’m gonna post here I should give my pick for the worst movie ever. So here you go.
Under Siege 2.[/quote]
That just made my day, reading that SLJ took the job solely because of the title without even reading the script.
[quote]Kliplemet wrote:
1-packlondoner wrote:
Kliplemet wrote:
1-packlondoner wrote:
Kliplemet wrote:
AlphaDragon wrote:
My opinion is that the worst movie ever award goes to:
Zoolander
no way, that movie is even funny at times
Blue Steel… Magnum… Classic
but why models???
Err… cos they’re dumb?
it all makes sense now
but why models?[/quote]
I’m not quite sure what you’re not getting…
The fashion industry, especially the MALE fashion industry, is the most ridiculous thing on this planet.
I’m personally surprised there aren’t more movies making fun of it…
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Kliplemet wrote:
1-packlondoner wrote:
Kliplemet wrote:
1-packlondoner wrote:
Kliplemet wrote:
AlphaDragon wrote:
My opinion is that the worst movie ever award goes to:
Zoolander
no way, that movie is even funny at times
Blue Steel… Magnum… Classic
but why models???
Err… cos they’re dumb?
it all makes sense now
but why models?
I’m not quite sure what you’re not getting…
The fashion industry, especially the MALE fashion industry, is the most ridiculous thing on this planet.
I’m personally surprised there aren’t more movies making fun of it…[/quote]
I’m pretty sure he’s playing on the movie. Watch the scene with David Duchovny again :-).