[quote]Professor X wrote:
The Village would have made a great Twilight Zone episode… [/quote]
I’m going to have to agree with this completely. Twilight Zone or Outer Limits. It was technically excellent, but unfortunately the story wasn’t strong enough for the big screen.
Go rent a movie called “Barfly”. It’s so boring and stupid you’ll want to kill yourself just to avoid watching it.
Don’t ask why I watched it… OK I’ll tell you. Because when you’re young you’ll do just about anything to get laid.
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
lesotho72 wrote:
Also, late one night on Showtime I saw the end of some crazy black and white movie with Hervie Velachez or whatever the hell his name is (the ‘Hey Boss! Da Plane! Da Plane!’ midget from Fantasy Island) There were aliens and people chained up and sodomy and (apparently) a director without a script but with an ample supply of acid.
Dude! I saw that on cable like 20 years ago! WTF was the deal with that? I only saw a small 20 minute segment, but it had some Buddy Holly looking guy getting his resolve up to go into what looks like hell and help someone. Before he goes, a talking chicken tells him that “the chickens” will always be willing to help out. He flies into hell and gets captured by some guy in a cheesy-looking satan costume. I’d love to see that from begining to end drunk.[/quote]
Is this Villechaize movie The Forbidden Zone? Forbidden Zone (1980) - IMDb
I’ve heard its pretty f’ing bizarre.
[quote]tonystark wrote:
Here’s one more to add to the list:
Probably the worst one I’ve ever seen…watch it and die[/quote]
This was on AMC (American Movie CLASSICS) this week.
[quote]CC wrote:
We got motherfuckin’ snakes.
Motherfucka’.[/quote]
dude dont give those guys over in the middle east any more ideas
anything with richard gear
“Third, who thought this was an even passable movie idea?”
this is a PROBLEM. how the hell can some hollywood bosses actually sit down,read these scripts, and o.k them for production, i assume they make money, but fuck , would it not be better to cut some of the shit that gets made, and put all that time and money and massive resources and make some good films.
Batman begins is a prime example of what can happen when some good solid movie minds get together, and really want a film to be good, the series had been destroyed(Batman and Robin=worst movie ever??)yet look at what can happen with a bit of effort.im going off topic here.
[quote]Plisskin wrote:
Is this Villechaize movie The Forbidden Zone? Forbidden Zone (1980) - IMDb
I’ve heard its pretty f’ing bizarre.[/quote]
Yes! You nailed it!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Donut62 wrote:
I’m pumped for Snakes on a Plane. It has to be the worst.
Please. Sam L. is in it. It won’t suck that bad regardless of what they do.[/quote]
I agree Prof X. It is interesting to note that no one besides Samuel L. Jackson wanted that title for the movie, it was originally supposed to be Pacific Air 121 but that sounded too generic for Sam’s taste. He wanted to elicit exactly the reponses he seems to be getting (the ‘so bad its good’ type of thing).
Anything with Dennis Rodman(Cutaway)8 foot black sky diver…yeah sure.
Anything with Shaq (Kazaam)…nuff said
[quote]Lackzoom wrote:
Fuck the story! Just make a movie of car chases and explosions and you have a box office hit![/quote]
DUH!
dude where’s my car
[quote]TheWookie wrote:
simon-hecubus wrote:
P.S. CO is quite an aquired taste, I’ll admit. But Bladerunner is a bonafide classic. The whole look was cyberpunk before anyone knew what cyberpunk was and Rutger Hauer is simply amazing as Roy.
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those … moments will be lost in time, like tears…in rain. Time to die.”
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Rutger Hauer wrote those,s lines him self and they are awesome. They sum up the human condition as well as anything by the bard , demonstating that his character has become fully human even though he is an android . Philip K Dick was a mad genuis , I can,nt wait to see Scanner darkly.
worst film ever “the Avengers” the tv show is classic but this sucks donkeys
Well, I won’t offer anything cogent, so I will provide a list of recentish bad movies.
Planet of the Apes
Ocean’s 13
“V” for Vendetta (first half was GREAT! but the second half was as digestable as a greasy turd)
“J”
Dumb and Dumberer: when harry met floyd…GAY They seriously RUINED a CLASSIC…I hate it and everything about it and it isnt even funny…
oh and I really did not like The Dukes of Hazzard, sorry dudes I know everyone is a hazzard fan but that didnt make me laugh once…The only thing going for that stupid movie was jessica simpson.
[quote]Monkey23 wrote:
Dumb and Dumberer: when harry met floyd…GAY They seriously RUINED a CLASSIC…I hate it and everything about it and it isnt even funny…
oh and I really did not like The Dukes of Hazzard, sorry dudes I know everyone is a hazzard fan but that didnt make me laugh once…The only thing going for that stupid movie was jessica simpson.[/quote]
Aww C’mon dude, the phonebook smack was good, you gotta at least give it that. And seeing the ol’ General Lee on screen again was pretty cool too.
Armageddon! or anythng else by Michael “cliche’” Bay.
Has anyone mentioned Leonard part 6? If not, this should top the list!
clockwork orange
[quote]chadster wrote:
clockwork orange[/quote]
Already mentioned and already deflected. CO is a modern masterpiece. Malcolm McDowell is awesome.