[quote]A-rod wrote:
I live in the DC metropolitan area so I am sure the DH make more here then most other parts of the country. She works at two different offices and is paid 50 dollars an hour at one and just under 50 at the other. Its around 100,000 dollars a year if she works five days a week and over if she works six days a week.
By the way if you guys can read I never mentioned her being able to diagnose anything I just stated that I was told that the people in the office can sometimes see marks in the back of the the throat that are indicative of someone who had recently engaged in fellatio.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Maybe she is married to the Doc?
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That explains it.
Then yes, ALL of the money is her’s.[/quote]
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I hire PA’s and Nurse Practitioners both with Masters degrees for $50 an hour. No way she makes that.
Derek I am going to request $60/hr when I come work for you due to all the fat chicks burned into my retina. You know how when you look at sun you get the white spots in your vision for a little bit. It’s permanent fat chicks for me…
PS- Starting up soon as an EMT/improptu firefighter in the next couple weeks. Have to get a stress echo done beforehand
On topic, I’ve gotten some pretty lame gifts from girls in the past but nothing too memorable. My lady got me tickets to NYG @ WAS game, a tattoo, and 3 laps in a lamboghini galardo at a local race track. That bitch!!!
PS- Starting up soon as an EMT/improptu firefighter in the next couple weeks. Have to get a stress echo done beforehand
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This has me curious as I have some firefighter friends that are unfit and fat as all hell. How does that work, isn’t there a minimum fitness requirement you have to keep up?
PS- Starting up soon as an EMT/improptu firefighter in the next couple weeks. Have to get a stress echo done beforehand
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This has me curious as I have some firefighter friends that are unfit and fat as all hell. How does that work, isn’t there a minimum fitness requirement you have to keep up?[/quote]
1st, I am volunteering so the requirements may be different for the career guys. The firefighter physical is the more intense of the physicals and requires a stress test. So far I haven’t had to do any fitness things besides running on a treadmill at a HR of 195 or something insane like that. I’m actually only focused on EMT but she said that some guys occasionally go out on fire calls to help out and I figured this is all for education/entertainment/community service anyway so sounds good to me.
A lot of the people in the department look to be in the same shape as you describe which means I don’t have much to worry about.
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
Derek I am going to request $60/hr when I come work for you due to all the fat chicks burned into my retina. You know how when you look at sun you get the white spots in your vision for a little bit. It’s permanent fat chicks for me…
One thing that pisses me off is when you specifically ask for a gift and the womenz get you something ‘just as good’…case in point…I wanted a Creuset Dutch Oven…She Say got me some Bobby Flay piece of shit…typically I would send it back and not really say a word, but decided to try and make it work…after 6 months it revealed itself to be a completely inferior piece of shit…I threw it in the trash and bought myself the one I had originally told her I wanted.
[quote]sen say wrote:
One thing that pisses me off is when you specifically ask for a gift and the womenz get you something ‘just as good’…case in point…I wanted a Creuset Dutch Oven…She Say got me some Bobby Flay piece of shit…typically I would send it back and not really say a word, but decided to try and make it work…after 6 months it revealed itself to be a completely inferior piece of shit…I threw it in the trash and bought myself the one I had originally told her I wanted.
I’m a first class kind of guy.[/quote]
Going completely off tangent here… what was inferior about the Bobby Flay one? What went wrong with it?
[quote]Nards wrote:
For our first Christmas together I got my partner about $500US worth od stuff…all kinds of things…I kid you not she got me a towel.[/quote]
haha, reminds me of my girlfriend. Had Christmas at her parents house, probably second time I saw her parents. I opened my gift from her and it was body wash and shampoo. I thought it was either a joke or she was trying to tell me something by it. Everytime I bring it up as a joke she gets upset and doesn’t understand how awkward of a gift this was, especially in front of her parents.
haha, reminds me of my girlfriend. Had Christmas at her parents house, probably second time I saw her parents. I opened my gift from her and it was body wash and shampoo. I thought it was either a joke or she was trying to tell me something by it. Everytime I bring it up as a joke she gets upset and doesn’t understand how awkward of a gift this was, especially in front of her parents.
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Wrap up some of these for her next Yuletide
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
I know there are fuckers on here how have genital warts from their significant others.[/quote]
That was kinda random. Anything you want to talk about?[/quote] No, but as a medical professional, I am also aware about the excessive HPV that is running rampant on college campuses, and with all the young men on here.
Safe assumption[/quote]
Ok - from one medical professional to another then:
Well 80% of the population has a strain of HPV whether they are symptomatic or not. Generally a person who has warts will develop a suppressive immunity after about 2 years, after which outbreaks will subside or disappear entirely. However if they don’t get the warts taken care of as they appear, they run the risk of continued outbreaks, and of course spreading them.
Now you can have your dentist test you for oral HPV which can cause throat cancer. My ex gf (who is a dental assistant) insisted on testing me for that shit.
I don’t know about the fat chick theory - i haven’t been with any so I guess i’m safe for now.[/quote]
All I got out of this thread is the The Beth used to have Girl Friend which makes her even more awesome than she already was… Im in awe haha
No, but as a medical professional, I am also aware about the excessive HPV that is running rampant on college campuses, and with all the young men on here.