[quote]Duwatsrt wrote:
My 49th birthday. I come home from work and see a Hersey’s Dark chocolate bar on the counter with a hand written note, “Happy Birthday”.
“OK” I say to myself, “this is going to be great!” I had been working about 60 hours a week at one job, working part time at another and doing all the housework while my wife went back to school. I know she had been waiting for the chance to tell me what a great guys I was and this was going to be it! This had to be just like Willy Wonka. I was going to open the candy bar and find the Golden Ticket!. A weekend away just the two of us. A special dinner out. Incredible knock your socks off sex! I could only imagine the possibilities! As I unwrapped the candy bar the tension was incredible. I prolonged the unveiling. Slowly pealing back one corner. " Boy", I thought to myself “she did a great job of rewrapping this candy bar.” Gently peeling, nothing. A little further. Nothing. Just rip it off!..Nothing. Just a candy bar. And that was it.
Bummer.[/quote]
… She was just trying to keep your glucose up so you could keep up all the hard work
My ex got me absolutely nothing for my birthday two years in a row. Literally just fucking nothing. Know what I got her for her birthday? A goddamn Tennessee walking horse. For fucks sake I wasted so much money on that girl.
[quote]csulli wrote:
I’ll add one while I’m in here I guess.
My ex got me absolutely nothing for my birthday two years in a row. Literally just fucking nothing. Know what I got her for her birthday? A goddamn Tennessee walking horse. For fucks sake I wasted so much money on that girl.[/quote]
I’ve wanted a horse since i was wee lit’l girl. Damnit. Marry me? I’ll get you an M1A if you get me a Fresian stallion.
[quote]csulli wrote:
I’ll add one while I’m in here I guess.
My ex got me absolutely nothing for my birthday two years in a row. Literally just fucking nothing. Know what I got her for her birthday? A goddamn Tennessee walking horse. For fucks sake I wasted so much money on that girl.[/quote]
We all have, bro. We all have.
[quote]csulli wrote:
I’ll add one while I’m in here I guess.
My ex got me absolutely nothing for my birthday two years in a row. Literally just fucking nothing. Know what I got her for her birthday? A goddamn Tennessee walking horse. For fucks sake I wasted so much money on that girl.[/quote]
I’ve wanted a horse since i was wee lit’l girl. Damnit. Marry me? I’ll get you an M1A if you get me a Fresian stallion.
Is that the compromise you were asking for?[/quote]
Do it, Chris. Y’all can fight wild dogs together.
[quote]csulli wrote:
I’ll add one while I’m in here I guess.
My ex got me absolutely nothing for my birthday two years in a row. Literally just fucking nothing. Know what I got her for her birthday? A goddamn Tennessee walking horse. For fucks sake I wasted so much money on that girl.[/quote]
I’ve wanted a horse since i was wee lit’l girl. Damnit. Marry me? I’ll get you an M1A if you get me a Fresian stallion.
Is that the compromise you were asking for?[/quote]
Do it, Chris. Y’all can fight wild dogs together.[/quote]
My ex-wife was probably tha cheapest gift giver I’ve ever seen, and not just with me.
We had just bought a house and her dad was an electrician. He rewired almost the whole house. We bought the materials, he did all the rest. We did have to feed him and keep the beers coming, which was fine by me. That Xmas, he was opening his gift from my soon to be ex. She got him only one thing and I had no preview. It was a dress shirt that obviously had major sun exposure in the store.
The package was all crinkled up and the shirt looked bleached in the front. The guy was speechless… I felt bad and later got him a bottle of his favorite scotch. I later asked her where she found it… at a local store on the closeout pile for $1.98.
Then mother’s day comes around. That morning she comes to me with these 2 cheap as fuck charms and an electric engraving pencil. She wanted me to inscribe them since I had good handwriting. They were going to be gifts for her mother and grandmother. I tried one… the plating flaked off in big chunks. I said, no feakin’ way can you give something this shitty to people. I went out and got them plants instead.
[quote]csulli wrote:
I’ll add one while I’m in here I guess.
My ex got me absolutely nothing for my birthday two years in a row. Literally just fucking nothing. Know what I got her for her birthday? A goddamn Tennessee walking horse. For fucks sake I wasted so much money on that girl.[/quote]
I’ve wanted a horse since i was wee lit’l girl. Damnit. Marry me? I’ll get you an M1A if you get me a Fresian stallion.
Is that the compromise you were asking for?[/quote]
LOL, that would be worth it without the gun. Luckily for me fish guy already turned you down.
[quote]csulli wrote:
I’ll add one while I’m in here I guess.
My ex got me absolutely nothing for my birthday two years in a row. Literally just fucking nothing. Know what I got her for her birthday? A goddamn Tennessee walking horse. For fucks sake I wasted so much money on that girl.[/quote]
I’ve wanted a horse since i was wee lit’l girl. Damnit. Marry me? I’ll get you an M1A if you get me a Fresian stallion.
Is that the compromise you were asking for?[/quote]
LOL, that would be worth it without the gun. Luckily for me fish guy already turned you down.[/quote]
[quote]csulli wrote:
I’ll add one while I’m in here I guess.
My ex got me absolutely nothing for my birthday two years in a row. Literally just fucking nothing. Know what I got her for her birthday? A goddamn Tennessee walking horse. For fucks sake I wasted so much money on that girl.[/quote]
I’ve wanted a horse since i was wee lit’l girl. Damnit. Marry me? I’ll get you an M1A if you get me a Fresian stallion.
Is that the compromise you were asking for?[/quote]
LOL, that would be worth it without the gun. Luckily for me fish guy already turned you down.[/quote]
[quote]theBeth wrote:
Know why women do this shit? Cus they learn from chicks who buy expensive gifts for their man like guns, top end climbing gear, monogrammed sheepskin leather wallets only to get fucked. Or not fucked enough. [/quote]
Yeah, and this only applies to women, right? [/quote]
Ok so selfish asshole-ism goes both ways. Impasse?[/quote]
[quote]csulli wrote:
I’ll add one while I’m in here I guess.
My ex got me absolutely nothing for my birthday two years in a row. Literally just fucking nothing. Know what I got her for her birthday? A goddamn Tennessee walking horse. For fucks sake I wasted so much money on that girl.[/quote]
I’ve wanted a horse since i was wee lit’l girl. Damnit. Marry me? I’ll get you an M1A if you get me a Fresian stallion.
Is that the compromise you were asking for?[/quote]
LOL, that would be worth it without the gun. Luckily for me fish guy already turned you down.[/quote]
[quote]csulli wrote:
I’ll add one while I’m in here I guess.
My ex got me absolutely nothing for my birthday two years in a row. Literally just fucking nothing. Know what I got her for her birthday? A goddamn Tennessee walking horse. For fucks sake I wasted so much money on that girl.[/quote]
I’ve wanted a horse since i was wee lit’l girl. Damnit. Marry me? I’ll get you an M1A if you get me a Fresian stallion.
Is that the compromise you were asking for?[/quote]
LOL, that would be worth it without the gun. Luckily for me fish guy already turned you down.[/quote]
[quote]csulli wrote:
I’ll add one while I’m in here I guess.
My ex got me absolutely nothing for my birthday two years in a row. Literally just fucking nothing. Know what I got her for her birthday? A goddamn Tennessee walking horse. For fucks sake I wasted so much money on that girl.[/quote]
I’ve wanted a horse since i was wee lit’l girl. Damnit. Marry me? I’ll get you an M1A if you get me a Fresian stallion.
Is that the compromise you were asking for?[/quote]
LOL, that would be worth it without the gun. Luckily for me fish guy already turned you down.[/quote]
[quote]MaazerSmiit wrote:
Well, since brothers have been mentioned, I think I can mention my grandma without the “significant other” part of the thread title getting awkward.
Anyway, she bought me three pairs of unbranded, plain white sports socks last christmas, because “I know you like sport”[/quote]
At least she was thinking about you. I always got a $2 bill from my grandmother for Christmas.[/quote]
Quit your kvetching! What have I goten for Christmas from anyone, ever? Bumpkis![/quote]
I miss my grandmother, and would give all those $2 bills back to spend one more day with her.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
I know there are fuckers on here how have genital warts from their significant others.[/quote]
That was kinda random. Anything you want to talk about?[/quote] No, but as a medical professional, I am also aware about the excessive HPV that is running rampant on college campuses, and with all the young men on here.
No, but as a medical professional, I am also aware about the excessive HPV that is running rampant on college campuses, and with all the young men on here.