Worst College Papers

Hey guys, would you like some cheese with that whine?

[quote]nephorm wrote:
Hey guys, would you like some cheese with that wine?[/quote]

Thats a great photo of your girlfriend playing the violin.

[quote]PGA wrote:
nephorm wrote:
Hey guys, would you like some cheese with that wine?

Thats a great photo of your girlfriend playing the violin.[/quote]

Imagine how small his dick looks in that huge hand.

[quote]nephorm wrote:
m0dd3r wrote:
Then I started learning how to program. Try writing several hundred lines of x86 assembly or several thousand of C/C++. One typo, one misplaced semi-colon or curly brace and the whole thing is fubar.

Sounds like someone needs to learn how to use a debugger.[/quote]

The specific programs I’m referring to were written in college for an asshole professor who decided that we needed to learn what it was like in the “good ol’ days.” So we used classic vi or emacs with no syntax coloring or highlighting, and command line compilers and debuggers (have you ever tried using GDB, it’s a pain in the ass). Honestly, if the school had still had a punch card machine, he’d have had us writing Fortran on cards. I now use a modern IDE with debugger, pretty syntax coloring, inline corrections, etc… every day at work, but I’m glad I can say that I remember the “good ol’ days” even though they were really before my time.

[quote]PGA wrote:

This teacher is a pain in the ass. Semester is over in two weeks (minue Thanksgiving week off) and she hasnt given anybody a progress grade. Nobody has received a grade on any paper. Just a bunch of corrections. Everybody thinks they’re failing. She only has negatives to say about out papers and with very little positives.[/quote]

This is because english professors are retarded. I will never understand how someone can be given their doctorate in talking a lot and pretending everyone cares what they say.
Chemists rule the world!

Skool suks!!!

[quote]evansmi wrote:
PGA wrote:

This teacher is a pain in the ass. Semester is over in two weeks (minue Thanksgiving week off) and she hasnt given anybody a progress grade. Nobody has received a grade on any paper. Just a bunch of corrections. Everybody thinks they’re failing. She only has negatives to say about out papers and with very little positives.

This is because english professors are retarded. I will never understand how someone can be given their doctorate in talking a lot and pretending everyone cares what they say.
Chemists rule the world![/quote]

“Poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world”

Keep your chemistry.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
FightinIrish26 wrote:
Well, I agree with that, I can’t fucking stand most women writers. The only ones I could say I really like a lot are Joyce Carroll Oates and Flannery O’Connor.

Sexist pig. A Good Man is Hard To Find :wink:

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Haha. Indeed.

One of my favorites, that one.

Literature should be read and enjoyed, not overanalyzed to death.

Most people that I know who are good at math and science also appreciate the arts and literature.