Workout Problems

So today was burnout curl day and i decided i was going to make it an intense fucking arm day and superset that shit with some kickbacks and then shadowbox for my cardio when i was resting.

I hate fucking resting all of these programs are like take 1-2 minutes rest in between sets fuck that shit real men stay active its called active recovery bitches.

So I bring over the curlbar to the powerack, i like using the power rack becuase i can set the pins right where i want them and when i drop the bar it makes a fuckload of noise so that everyone can see what type of poundage a real man uses.

there wasnt enough room in the fucking faggotrack so i had to use the one next to it for my dumbells and how the fuck was i going to shadowbox with dumbells and a bar in my way so i put my towel in the third on and GOT TO FUCKING WORK.

so like my third set and this fatass comes up and when i go from kickbacks to shadowboxing hes all “Hey can you do that over there so i can squat”

and in my head im like wtf this fatfuck cant be serious hes going to blow out his fat knees so im like “brah you know i need to fucking use this mirrior, but i guess you dont know anything about combat while youre off eating twinkies”

he doesnt say anthing so once my 45 seconds of shadowboxing are up i go to back to kickbacks and this FUCKING ASSHOLE moves my towel

What
The
Fuck

this fatfucker had some balls didnt he, so i stop mid set and am like DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU KNEW THAT WAS MY TOWEL

and hes like “i need this rack to squat kid, you dont need it to shadowbox” wtf i like to be enclosed when im practicing my conidtioning i guess this fucker doesnt know anyhting about prefernce so im like

YO FAT FUCK
if you you touch my towel again youre about to have 155 pounds of grade a beef baring down on your fat ass

and what does this fucker do? he looks at me and laughs what the fuck so i start screaming at the little bitch and go YOURE ABOUT TO HAVE 15 INCHES OF STEEL AKA THESE PIPES WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FAT FUCKING NECK IF YOU TOUCH MY SHIT AGAIN

by this time the manager is coming over and asks if theres a problem and im like YES THERES A FUCKING PROBLEM THIS FAGOT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON MY EQUIPTMENT

so the manager tells me to not take up 3 racks what is that shit i pay $20 a month for this shit whatever

the fatass started doing is squats and i used my anger to simply rape the next set of curls and i straight up leave without saying anything to his ass

some people just have no respect for the gym enviornment but whatever atleast that fatass is going to die of a heartattack or if he doesn’t he wont be able to walk with his fucked up kness

[quote]Defekt wrote:
YO FAT FUCK
if you you touch my towel again youre about to have 155 pounds of grade a beef baring down on your fat ass

and what does this fucker do? he looks at me and laughs what the fuck so i start screaming at the little bitch and go YOURE ABOUT TO HAVE 15 INCHES OF STEEL AKA THESE PIPES WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FAT FUCKING NECK IF YOU TOUCH MY SHIT AGAIN

[/quote]

This is a joke right? This part made me laugh.

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I imagine his 15 inch pipes look good with his imaginary lats.

Of course, he could be less than 5 foot, so at 155 his arms would be huge.

You need to grunt every rep when you curl. No one will fuck with you then.

You’re a dumbass.

You need to get a life. At $.75 a day and you own the gym, what a joke!

That was great. I take it you’re the “fat ass”, Defekt? :slight_smile:

lol this is hilarious.

Lol haven’t seen a Jacked Diesel inspired post like this in a while. Hahaha thanks!

my cat’s breath smells like cat food

I think Jacked Diesel forgot to log out of someone else’s account before posting…