Nothing wrong with working at wal-mart. I worked there for 4 months. Now i work at mcdonalds and have been working here for 3 months. I will try to find a tele marketing job next. I get really bored during the day because i work at night. It’s always funny pulling up in the 7 series and only working for 3-4 hours per shift.
People are like “wtf?” I totally take my jobs serious. I mean like super serious too. My paychecks maybe only 5% of my income, but i work harder than the guys that depend on that paycheck. It’s weird.
This post can’t beat the epicness of the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt.
[quote]This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.[/quote]
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
[quote]jCaesar88 wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
…we’ll snap photos of them when they aren’t looking and post them online, (which is illegal,)
Yeah, only it’s not. It’s legal as long as the pic doesn’t include their face. You can even take a pic of their front as long as the face is recognizable.
So way to go, smartass.[/quote]
You don’t have any proof and neither do I. YOu don’t need to throw out insults. I’m not trying to get in an E-Fight, (I’d win) I’m just saying put down your ego for a minute and try and imagine what is must be like for these people. WHat if you were working out and someone took a picture of you and found something slightly wrong with your image and posted it on the internet? Again, not trying to start an e fight with you, the Fatman Nazi, I just wish you’d be a little more insightful
[quote]Stength4life wrote:
jCaesar88 wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
…we’ll snap photos of them when they aren’t looking and post them online, (which is illegal,)
Yeah, only it’s not. It’s legal as long as the pic doesn’t include their face. You can even take a pic of their front as long as the face is recognizable.
So way to go, smartass.
You don’t have any proof and neither do I. YOu don’t need to throw out insults. I’m not trying to get in an E-Fight, (I’d win) I’m just saying put down your ego for a minute and try and imagine what is must be like for these people. What if you were working out and someone took a picture of you and found something slightly wrong with your image and posted it on the internet? Again, not trying to start an e fight with you, the Fatman Nazi, I just wish you’d be a little more insightful[/quote]
Did you seriously just say that I insulted you by calling you a smartass? (this is a rhetorical question)
I actually do have proof, but I don’t care enough to go look up the name of the book I had to read in one of my psych classes. We had to take pictures of people for a project and this issue was explained to us in detail, then we were also required to read a chapter in a book that talked about the same issue
Which brings me to my next point-you lose.
My ego has been in check for quite a while now, and quite frankly, i think you’re the one who needs to check yourself.
I see where you’re coming from with your comment, but you went about it completely the wrong way and now you look butt-hurt. GG, champ.
And if someone took a pic of me that doesn’t portray me in a favorable light and post it online? Duuude you’re late. It already happened. I laughed it off, cuz that’s all you can do about it
Jceasar88 Has a better avatar, so he wins by default dipshit. Don’t you know the rules of the internet?
Also posting pics of loser people in wal-mart is absolutely funny and shows that every gray cloud has a silver lining. I would bet you anything that every single one of them would go through that site themselves and laugh at all the losers until they got to thier picture.
[quote]Stength4life wrote:
jCaesar88 wrote:
Stength4life wrote:
…we’ll snap photos of them when they aren’t looking and post them online, (which is illegal,)
Yeah, only it’s not. It’s legal as long as the pic doesn’t include their face. You can even take a pic of their front as long as the face is recognizable.
So way to go, smartass.
You don’t have any proof and neither do I. YOu don’t need to throw out insults. I’m not trying to get in an E-Fight, (I’d win) I’m just saying put down your ego for a minute and try and imagine what is must be like for these people. WHat if you were working out and someone took a picture of you and found something slightly wrong with your image and posted it on the internet? Again, not trying to start an e fight with you, the Fatman Nazi, I just wish you’d be a little more insightful[/quote]
If you cant see their face you will never know who it is. Someone could say hay that is me take it down. I would say no it is not you it is a picture of Strength4Life’s mother, and go about my business.
Just kidding, but you have to admit that those Wal-Mart pictures are funny.
