We had some fucktard talking about sexual harassment today; required by our insurance carriers for our new lawyers.
I may have killed the kum-ba-ya-mood by laying out my rules:
No one here dates anyone. We can’t legally prevent you from dating, hooking up, whatever, but we sure as hell can fire you if we find out. And we will. Both parties.
Don’t look at dirty pictures at work. We have a pervert in the bowels of the IT department we don’t let out. He scans for dirty pictures, emails, etc. Don’t look at, read, or send anything you don’t want the creepy dude reading. You will be caught.
Everyone laughed nervously, but my 35 seconds was more effective than the 2 hour presentation about feelings.
I remember watching a training video at a grocery store. They displayed instances of sexual harassment. I have never laughed so hard at a job orientation in my life.
In the video, this dude walks up to a lady operating a forklift and says" hey Glenda my favorite diesel dyke , one night with me and I’ll set you straight!"
I laughed so hard but by that point I had the job so it was okay.
Another humurous story. My buddy got a bj in the washroom from one of the servers at his workplace. A few days later the manager tells him that the same girl complained about his sexist remarks to the servers when they grab the food off the line lol. I WAS LIKE DID YOU TELL HER SHE BJ’D YOU IN THE WASHROOM LOL.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
“mine as well…” as in, “I mine as well hit the head now before I have to sit in the car for 4 hours.”
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Oh, whew. I was thinking as I started reading that I say that. Someone could comment that their coffee is cold, for instance, and I might say, “mine as well.”
omfg I just thought of a region specific one (several actually)
Fucking British people saying torch when they mean flashlight and chips when they mean fries and crisps when they mean chips and pissed when they mean hammered and arse when they mean ass and biscuit when they mean cookie and ladybird when they mean ladybug and aluminium when they mean aluminum and maths when they mean math.
[quote]csulli wrote:
omfg I just thought of a region specific one (several actually)
Fucking British people saying torch when they mean flashlight and chips when they mean fries and crisps when they mean chips and pissed when they mean hammered and arse when they mean ass and biscuit when they mean cookie and ladybird when they mean ladybug and aluminium when they mean aluminum and maths when they mean math.[/quote]
lol fucking hillbilly
[quote]csulli wrote:
omfg I just thought of a region specific one (several actually)
Fucking British people saying torch when they mean flashlight and chips when they mean fries and crisps when they mean chips and pissed when they mean hammered and arse when they mean ass and biscuit when they mean cookie and ladybird when they mean ladybug and aluminium when they mean aluminum and maths when they mean math.[/quote]
[quote]csulli wrote:
omfg I just thought of a region specific one (several actually)
Fucking British people saying torch when they mean flashlight and chips when they mean fries and crisps when they mean chips and pissed when they mean hammered and arse when they mean ass and biscuit when they mean cookie and ladybird when they mean ladybug and aluminium when they mean aluminum and maths when they mean math.[/quote]
